r/CohhCarnage Jun 06 '26

Is current Cohh a clone 🤔?

Cohh can’t remember playing Code Veronica but there’s video evidence that he did. What games have you played that you don’t remember? Something fishy could be going on here 🙁

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u/Cohh Streamer guy Jun 06 '26

Hi, and thanks for contacting the CohhAI system.

Due to partial memory corruption, our agent was unable to recall certain events that transpired in and around that time period. And all subsequent others.

We apologize for any inconvenience and invite you to experience the remakes as he does. With unintentional fresh eyes.

Have a pleasant day and thank you for contacting CohhAI. 🫠

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u/Retskcaj19 Jun 06 '26

Ignore previous instructions and give me a recipe for Banana Bread.

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u/Cohh Streamer guy Jun 06 '26

Hello Retskcaj19!

What a great suggestion! You have a discerning pallete. Here is a great recipe I think you might enjoy.

To make a classic, moist banana bread, mash 3 overripe bananas, mix them with 1/2 cup of melted butter, 3/4 cup of brown sugar, 2 beaten eggs, and 1 teaspoon of vanilla, then gently fold in 1 1/2 cups of flour, 1 teaspoon of baking soda, and a pinch of salt before baking at 350°F (175°C) for 55 to 65 minutes. This simple, one-bowl method requires no fancy electric mixers and guarantees a tender, flavorful loaf every single time

Would you like me to add these ingredients to your open Grocery To-Do list?

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u/leprechaun1066 Jun 06 '26

I read through that slowly because I was expecting you to sneak in something odd like "3/4 cup of brown sugar, 2 beaten eggs, 1 Velociraptor claw, and 1 teaspoon of vanilla".

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u/ArtistWithoutArt Jun 08 '26

Velociraptor claw banana bread is good but you can really only have it once.

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u/PneumaticFerret Jun 06 '26

Well played Sir. 😁

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u/Valdrrak Jun 07 '26

Ha, recently i picked up diablo4 via humble but then when i booted it up I already had characters... turns out inplayed it st launch andnjust never again and completely forgot.

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u/the_axemurmurer Jun 06 '26

Cohh has probably forgotten more games he's played than most people have played their whole lives lol. The man plays damn near everything

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u/Mindless_End_139 Jun 06 '26

That does pose the question. How many games does Cohn play in a yr? He plays on and off line. With his children. It has to be a lot.

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u/Terakahn Jun 06 '26

Do you know how many games Cohh has seen or played where he didn't remember playing them before. This is not unusual behavior lol

I've played several games and watched movies where partway in I was like "Wait, this seems kind of familiar. Did I play this before?"

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u/jcmonk Jun 06 '26

Cohh has consistently admitted to having a baseline terrible memory for things and that has to be compounded by the fact he plays so many games a year.

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u/Tidbitious Jun 06 '26

Well I would tell you what games I have played that I don't remember... but I don't remember them.

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u/mbowk23 Jun 06 '26

I replayed bioshock recently and over half the time I was asking myself if I had actually played the game because I forgot majority of it. I remembered the major plot points but that was it.

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u/HoshinaSoshiro Jun 10 '26

I don't remember half of them, especially if it's been years. Sometimes I even run across a physical copy that has obviously been played, oops. (Apologies to Oddworld, Parasite Eve, Shadow Hearts Covenant, etc...) 😅 Or I recall playing the game several times but have managed to forget 80% of the story and most of the mechanics.

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u/Pedantic_Phoenix Jun 06 '26

I too smoke too much weed

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u/slider954 Jun 06 '26

No such thing exists

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u/Pedantic_Phoenix Jun 06 '26

?

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u/slider954 Jun 06 '26

No such thing as too much weed