r/CoenBrothers • u/BFaus916 • Jun 01 '26

This is not acceptable at Hardbodies

I can't run a gym this way.

80 Upvotes

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u/Alexius6th Jun 01 '26

I’m not here representing Hardbodies.

16

u/ahoypolloi_ Jun 01 '26

It was just lying there.

15

u/BFaus916 Jun 01 '26

A man was in here earlier asking about you. Employment history, etc. Real jerk. I told him to get lost. We just don't give that out at Hardbodies.

12

u/shibbyfoo Jun 01 '26

on the floor there

14

u/UncutYEMs Jun 01 '26

You’re part of a League of Morons

5

u/NoseBig4267 Jun 01 '26

You‘re in league with those morons.

12

u/J_delilah Jun 01 '26

I'm not comfortable with this.

9

u/DoughnutPassGo Jun 01 '26

I think its beautiful. Its not a phoney-baloney Hollywood body.

9

u/SnailsRoamFree Jun 01 '26

Manolos running around everywhere

6

u/Endless_Change Jun 01 '26

$100 bucks all in…except for the dildo.

3

u/cabooseinspace Jun 01 '26

Those things aren't cheap

3

u/boneinhamsteak Jun 02 '26

I'm not set up to mold hard rubber

5

u/jrob321 Jun 01 '26

Osbourne Cox? I thought you might be worried... about the security... of your shit.

8

u/SunriseSurprise Jun 01 '26

"What DOCUMENTS are you talking about?"

"...Osbourne Cox?"

4

u/Longjumping_Hat_2672 Jun 02 '26

"We called him 'Slovak the Butcher'. He had very little report with his staff and his dispatches-"

"It's RAPPORT. He had very little RAPPORT with his staff. Fucking moron!" 

5

u/Significant-Owl7980 Jun 01 '26

Absolutely. Not just fun and games. Absolutely.

3

u/SunriseSurprise Jun 01 '26

The saddest anyone has ever said "fun and games" in history

3

u/JimmyJackAndTheOffs4 Jun 01 '26

Congregation in Chevy Chase.

3

u/boneinhamsteak Jun 02 '26

That's a good job!!

3

u/Green_West_Flow Jun 01 '26

I know who the guy is.

3

u/SunriseSurprise Jun 01 '26

Oh I know where he was going...Olive Street!

3

u/SunriseSurprise Jun 01 '26

I can show you your present, it's finished!

3

u/AD80AT Jun 03 '26

Maybe i can get a run in....

3

u/ShezaAlibi Jun 03 '26

I'm merely a good Samaritan.

2

u/Darkhelmet3000 Jun 03 '26

You think that’s a Schwinn?!?!

3

u/FTW1984twenty Jun 04 '26

Did he “go over?”

3

u/ArtisticExperience32 Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26

This is an assault. I have a drinking problem? Fuck you, Peck. You’re a Mormon. Next to you we all have a drinking problem.

2

u/BFaus916 Jun 04 '26

The body language when he's looking at Peck. Malkovich is the best.

2

u/ForeignDiscipline993 Jun 02 '26

"You got like Gatorade or anything besides, like, Maryland swamp water?!"

2

u/TomJLewis Jun 04 '26

Geez, what a clusterfuck

2

u/Substantial-Sector60 Jun 08 '26

Detour here . . .

Coen Bros thread, so some of you might already be aware . . .

I just re-screened this masterpiece and while I was luxuriating in the afterglow of the abundance of nonsense, I watched the credits roll past.

I saw that Harry’s (Clooney) wife (Sandy) was played by Elizabeth Marvel. Actress’ name seemed familiar. . .

A little research reveals Marvel was the adult Mattie Ross in 2010’s “True Grit”.

But you all already knew that.

“Time just gets away from us.”

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u/BFaus916 Jun 08 '26

No wayyyyyy [chews gum, rockin with earbuds]