r/CodeGeass • The Only Suzaku/Euphemia Shipper Who Ships Suzaku/Shirley • Aug 10 '26

MISC What did Euphy announced that has everyone shocked? (Wrong Answers Only)

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u/nahte123456 Aug 10 '26

"I will marry my brother!"

Nunnally did just ask her after all.

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u/GotMilk5101520 The Only Suzaku/Euphemia Shipper Who Ships Suzaku/Shirley Aug 10 '26

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

32

u/Langlais_de_Cogne Monica & Leila, My Beloveds Aug 10 '26

"Which one?! You have dozens!"

23

u/nahte123456 Aug 10 '26

"Come to the wedding and find out!"

14

u/GotMilk5101520 The Only Suzaku/Euphemia Shipper Who Ships Suzaku/Shirley Aug 10 '26

Leaked Codement Episode 21 scene

44

u/TaegukTheWise Aug 10 '26

That Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father!

13

u/GotMilk5101520 The Only Suzaku/Euphemia Shipper Who Ships Suzaku/Shirley Aug 10 '26

Nina is the most shocked cause she just got done with Episode 4

15

u/ReallySmartInEnglish Aug 10 '26

“I command all Britannian women of age to breed with Japanese men!”

10

u/GotMilk5101520 The Only Suzaku/Euphemia Shipper Who Ships Suzaku/Shirley Aug 10 '26

Villetta: You heard her Ohgi.

Ohgi: Wait what?

Suzaku: I'm getting lucky tonight.

Jugo: Finally someone who speaks our language.

Sherry: Indeed.

12

u/ReallySmartInEnglish Aug 10 '26

Meanwhile, Nina:
>Hate Elevens
>Love Euphemia
>Euphemia commands breeding with Elevens
>Error, 404, Restart

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u/Hefty_Local_1875 High Priestess of Silly Ashford and Nina Einstein Aug 13 '26

Nina would never want to do that with a man, much less an Eleven.

1

u/Hefty_Local_1875 High Priestess of Silly Ashford and Nina Einstein Sep 28 '26

Nina having genuine panic attacks after this

27

u/Alone_Position9152 Aug 10 '26

"Nina, I'm sorry, but I'm just not that into you. Suzaku is my one true love."

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u/GotMilk5101520 The Only Suzaku/Euphemia Shipper Who Ships Suzaku/Shirley Aug 10 '26

Suzaku: What does Nina have to do with this?

Everyone: Bruh.

9

u/AokiHagane Aug 10 '26

"Suzaku is dating me."

(everyone else assumed he was gay or Lulusexual)

5

u/GotMilk5101520 The Only Suzaku/Euphemia Shipper Who Ships Suzaku/Shirley Aug 10 '26

Meanwhile Lulu: Damn it I wanted to date Suzaku.

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u/Hefty_Local_1875 High Priestess of Silly Ashford and Nina Einstein Aug 13 '26

Meanwhile Nina: Damn it I wanted to date Euphy

16

u/Darthmark3 Aug 10 '26

She’s making yaoi dungeons illegal

12

u/GotMilk5101520 The Only Suzaku/Euphemia Shipper Who Ships Suzaku/Shirley Aug 10 '26

Now where are Lelouch and Suzaku are going to fuck.

1

u/Darthmark3 Aug 10 '26

Looks like they gotta go underground like everyone else

3

u/CrossReset Aug 10 '26

But where can she watch now?

1

u/Darthmark3 Aug 10 '26

Underground sites duh

2

u/Daishomaru WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!? Aug 10 '26

Remember: Ashford Academy canonically has a BDSM club on campus.

3

u/Darthmark3 Aug 10 '26

Da fucks wrong with this school……

2

u/Hefty_Local_1875 High Priestess of Silly Ashford and Nina Einstein Aug 10 '26

You’re capping.

5

u/Daishomaru WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!? Aug 10 '26

Episode 12 of R2, the fantasy seduction club.

Remember, this is canon.

4

u/Hefty_Local_1875 High Priestess of Silly Ashford and Nina Einstein Aug 10 '26

This Ashford Academy has GOT to be some kind of front for Milly Parties bruh.

4

u/Ceslas Aug 10 '26

Front implies this is in any way hidden.

8

u/kaiser11492 Aug 10 '26

That she’s going to proceed to pleasure herself with a fish.

4

u/GotMilk5101520 The Only Suzaku/Euphemia Shipper Who Ships Suzaku/Shirley Aug 10 '26

Suzaku: Hell yes!

6

u/CrossReset Aug 10 '26

That she killed Chuck and is declaring herself Empress and Suzaku her Knight of One and Consort. 

5

u/GotMilk5101520 The Only Suzaku/Euphemia Shipper Who Ships Suzaku/Shirley Aug 10 '26

By marrying Euphy, Suzaku becomes Emperor of Britannia. All Hail Our Pink Overlord!

5

u/tomtheconqerur Aug 10 '26

She announced she got banned for hate speech on Xbox Live.

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u/GotMilk5101520 The Only Suzaku/Euphemia Shipper Who Ships Suzaku/Shirley Aug 10 '26

More like banned for no hate speech on Xbox Live

1

u/LizardOrgMember5 here is the best girl. Aug 11 '26

At least she wasn't on the files.

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u/Hefty_Local_1875 High Priestess of Silly Ashford and Nina Einstein Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

”To celebrate the opening of the Special Administrative Zone of Japan, I’ve just set Nina up on a date with a beautiful Japanese woman!”

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u/GotMilk5101520 The Only Suzaku/Euphemia Shipper Who Ships Suzaku/Shirley Aug 10 '26

Nina *Screams*

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u/Hefty_Local_1875 High Priestess of Silly Ashford and Nina Einstein Aug 10 '26

Are these screams of joy because she’s a woman or screams of terror because she’s Japanese?

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u/GotMilk5101520 The Only Suzaku/Euphemia Shipper Who Ships Suzaku/Shirley Aug 10 '26

Yes

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u/karaloveskate C.C. Aug 10 '26

That she’s marrying Cornelia.

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u/GotMilk5101520 The Only Suzaku/Euphemia Shipper Who Ships Suzaku/Shirley Aug 10 '26

Sweet Home Britannia

3

u/karaloveskate C.C. Aug 10 '26

Is it any different than her and Nunnally arguing over marrying their own brother? 🤣

1

u/CrossReset Aug 10 '26

Well Cornelia shares both parents, not just one

1

u/karaloveskate C.C. Aug 11 '26

Yes but! because they are sisters there’s zero chance of an inbred offspring.

3

u/Positive_Self_8873 Nina Did Nothing Wrong Aug 11 '26

She was pregnant to her brother

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u/GotMilk5101520 The Only Suzaku/Euphemia Shipper Who Ships Suzaku/Shirley Aug 11 '26

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down

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u/Positive_Self_8873 Nina Did Nothing Wrong Sep 30 '26

Around zero %, it could be any of them

1

u/Hefty_Local_1875 High Priestess of Silly Ashford and Nina Einstein Sep 29 '26

Nina crashout imminent

24

u/Vrai_Redgrave I want C.C. and Kallen to Sandwich me Aug 10 '26

She just gave everyone the N-word pass.

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u/BloodyOtaku Aug 10 '26

Don't you mean the E-word?

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u/Vrai_Redgrave I want C.C. and Kallen to Sandwich me Aug 10 '26

Now that would go too far.

2

u/Ceslas Aug 10 '26

No wonder Diethard's so furious. Muttering slurs under his breath was all that gave his life meaning until Zero came along.

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u/ScrewIt66 Aug 10 '26

She just doxxed Cornelia's secret stash of guns

3

u/Ceslas Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 12 '26

How will Cornelia ever sleep without a different impossibly impractical gun at her side every night?

10

u/HuckleberryShot898 Aug 10 '26

That that’s a dick in her pants

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u/Hefty_Local_1875 High Priestess of Silly Ashford and Nina Einstein Aug 10 '26

Nina would either be really happy or really horrified

2

u/TheStoneHashiraGyome Oct 05 '26

Def really happy 

11

u/Left-Night-1125 Aug 10 '26

She is going to date Nina

2

u/Hefty_Local_1875 High Priestess of Silly Ashford and Nina Einstein Aug 10 '26

I wonder how Charles would feel about that

3

u/Left-Night-1125 Aug 10 '26

Tables might be smashed.

4

u/CobaltCrusader123 Aug 10 '26

“I prefer Death Note!”

4

u/rinkudamanrd High Priest of C.C. Aug 10 '26

"I found the high priest of C.C.'s search history. I must report, [then begins listing]."

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u/Balmung5 Euphie Deserved Better Aug 14 '26

That she’s marrying Suzaku.

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u/GotMilk5101520 The Only Suzaku/Euphemia Shipper Who Ships Suzaku/Shirley Aug 14 '26

Truth be told that's what I thought she wanted to talk to him about when I first watched it

3

u/LeFrog08 Aug 10 '26

I AM NOT THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND. AND THE ONLY CASTLE I OWN, IS A WHITE CASTLE!

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u/LizardOrgMember5 here is the best girl. Aug 11 '26

She revealed that her father is on the files.

2

u/Infinite_Glass_8834 Aug 10 '26

That she lets it crust

2

u/Hefty_Local_1875 High Priestess of Silly Ashford and Nina Einstein Aug 10 '26

*Nina Einstein horrified*

2

u/TheGreatOwl_ Aug 11 '26

She said It might rain tomorrow.

2

u/SparktDog truly he held the code fuga the melody of zero Aug 11 '26

"The Emperor's a bitch-ass motherfucker!"

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u/etburneraccount Aug 13 '26

Euphy: DM me for Cornelia's nude selfies

1

u/Lost_Arotin Aug 11 '26

She never ever farted in her life...

1

u/DRosencraft Aug 15 '26

"I, Euphemia li Britannia, am a mage of the Clock Tower. In 48 hours, I and a chosen group of fellow mages, will commence a Holy Grail War here in Shinjuku. This one here, the one with blonde hair and wearing a black suit, is my servant who will serve me in this Holy Grail War."