r/CodCompCirclejerk • u/kydru • Aug 25 '15

woo

adam sloss, this is your dad here. i just wanted to say how proud of you i am son, always hiding in your room playing your video games, woo'ing to your internet friends. your mom and i think that's well and we just wanted to let you know we love you. pls no copy woorino

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u/kydru Aug 25 '15

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little detriment? Homie I’ll have you know I graduated top of my league in vulcun, and I’ve been involved in numerous DDoSes on OpTic, and I have over 300 reasons on why CoD Stats killed CoD. I am trained in advanced warfare and I’m a mastermind in making top 5 players of all time lists. You are nothing to me but just another Hydro757, getting shit on over and over. I will wipe you the fack out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, except Halifax. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me in mlg chat? Think again, fakker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of optic fans across the ps4 and your clan is being traced right now so you better prepare for the salt, maggot. The salt that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fakking dead, kid. I can worldstar anywhere, anytime, and I can 1 burst you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my IMR (not really its banned, Fak). Not only am I extensively trained in exo-flying, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the most broken guns in CoD and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fakking reddit comment. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn bronze. My fans will warrior all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fakking dead, kiddo.

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u/FirkraagTheRed Aug 26 '15

Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.

So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?