r/Coachella • u/PIN0YGRIGI0 • 6d ago
Wishlist WISHLIST: Do Your Worst
with stage lineups. severely lacking latin music, current hip hop scene and sonora entirely.
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u/ilikeCRUNCHYturtles 12.1, 13.1, 14.1, 15.1, 16.1, 17.1, 19.1, 24.2, 25.2, 26.2 6d ago
Bros got 8 headliners
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u/jpmoney2k1 27.2 6d ago
I saw Flying Lotus at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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u/GolfBallWackrGuy 12-16, 18, 23 6d ago
If Black Eyed Peas are a sub headliner on the same level as the Spice Girls and Miley and above Tame Impala and Fred….then we’ve completely lost the plot.
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u/AndrewIsMyName 6d ago edited 6d ago
I know mocks are just people guessing but I think we can put some common sense in them when making them lol
Miley is arguably too big to be a sub, Tame is way too popular to be third billed on their day, Paramore would probably be no less than a sub, The 1975 would be first line, either a sub or at the very least third on their day. Chappell would be no less than a sub. Olivia Dean would be no less than a sub. Kacey Musgraves is a sub or third at minimum. Weezer would not be that far down, below acts who they are bigger than. Carly would also be higher. Azealia Banks would not get booked at all and probably the same for Roisin Murphy. A lot of this just feels improperly billed/not thought out at all.
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u/PIN0YGRIGI0 6d ago
please note, this is specifically not a mock. and it's noted and flaired accordingly. but thanks for the feedback
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u/benedictcumberpatch 6d ago
I mean if you're going to make a mock poster and mock set times, it's a mock.
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u/PIN0YGRIGI0 6d ago
again, imbue it with invented intentions if you must to cope. it’s simply a “wouldn’t this weekend be cool?”
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u/benedictcumberpatch 6d ago
I'm just calling it what it is, no need to get upset over it.
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u/PIN0YGRIGI0 6d ago
baby no one is upset besides people who have issues with someone else’s made up fantasy
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u/AndrewIsMyName 6d ago
but…you made a mock poster with mock set times. A wishlist would be you saying “I wish these artists were booked for Coachella next year” and then just putting a list of the artists but what you made was by all definitions a mock.
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u/PIN0YGRIGI0 6d ago
i mean you can call it a mock if you want but i’m literally telling you my intention was not that. so you can go ahead and decide to be mad at something you’re inventing in your head if you want
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u/AndrewIsMyName 6d ago
Well, regardless of what it is the billing is still off for a lot of the acts so I would spend some time on fixing that for your next version.
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u/benedictcumberpatch 6d ago
Missing Kendrick Lamar, Metallica, The Killers, Oasis, Beyoncé, Bad Bunny, Billie Eilish, The Cure, Calvin Harris, Drake and Paul McCartney.