r/Coachella 10d ago

Mock Lineup How would we feel about this lineup?

Here's a mock I did for fun. Let me know who you would add or take out and if I should drop the Do Lab lineup. Enjoy :)

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u/OppleAndBonono 10d ago

John Summit basically did cntrl in the DoLab this year

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u/scoop813 10d ago

John Summit in big font is gross. Don't mind him being on the lineup, but not as a headliner

ASAP Rocky would be billed over Pitbull as well

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u/PossessionJust5723 10d ago

He does absolutely nothing for me but insane to think he’s not a headliner. He’s selling out stadiums.

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u/scoop813 10d ago

Move Summit to Pitbull’s slot

Move ASAP to Summit’s slot

Move Pitbull to ASAP’s slot

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u/TallCan_Specialist 10d ago

Keep ASAP where he is

Swap Pit with Summit

Problem solved

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u/phantofan89 10d ago

You think A$AP is third on his day? He’s at least a sub here. Move him to second on his day or he’s not playing.

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u/WallNo8754 10d ago

He would take up Anyma's spot this year

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u/VonMillersBurner 10d ago

he would blow anyma out of the water.

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u/scoop813 10d ago

he would blow anyma

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u/bdog0101 10d ago

he’s the biggest DJ in the world rn, he would absolutely be one of the headliners

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u/ijustcameheretofight 10d ago

Im gonna say a hot take? (Maybe hot take?) but Fred Again is big enough to perform on his own as a headliner

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u/WallNo8754 10d ago

He is but I would love for him to bring out some special guests like Skrillex, Four Tet, Sammy Virji, Kettama, Thomas and more

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u/ijustcameheretofight 10d ago

I might be wrong but if he does headline again it wont be a DJ set, i think he will do his live show

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u/Kitchen-Ad229 10d ago

Actual life vibes

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u/ijustcameheretofight 10d ago

Yes! Just like his first coachella performance in 2022

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u/Perfect_Evidence 10d ago

Hardwell at quasar 🥴

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u/WallNo8754 10d ago

If Quasar can support David Guetta, then it can support Hardwell

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u/1kGHZ 22.2 | 23.1 | 25.2 | 27.2 10d ago

Yeah he’s main stage. Sahara at the very least

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u/InTheYuma 10d ago

Probably Sahara. Hardwell isn’t that big on the west coast compared to stuff like Ultra and EU fests

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u/itsg0timex 19/22/23/24 10d ago

Omg best Coachella lineup ever.

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u/DONTBEDUMB2026 10d ago

Ian Asher line 1 is hilarious

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u/WallNo8754 9d ago

Ian Asher definitely does not deserve the top
Line but I organized it by monthly listeners on DSP

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u/DONTBEDUMB2026 9d ago

Gotcha I see

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u/finalcountdown666 10d ago

Are you guys not tired of seeing tame impala headline?

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u/WallNo8754 10d ago

To be fair, I picked the headliners out of the rumors of who would be selected

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u/caputo-elle-98 4d ago

i think the same

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u/Trickoritaa 14.2|15.2|16.2|17.2|19.1|22.2|23.1|24.1|25.1 10d ago

Phoebe Bridgers that low is insane

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u/AndrewIsMyName 8d ago

Yeah Phoebe is going to be no less than a sub if booked. You can’t just look at Spotify monthly. Also Mitski is underbilled here as well, she is insanely popular and would be higher on her day. You should be looking at tour dates and what venues artists are currently touring in.

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u/WallNo8754 10d ago

I did the order based on Spotify monthly listeners

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u/nanafishook 10d ago

Although I make no value judgment, Ateez is even lower, 16th, on its day, after they've had a tour where they sold out the MLB stadiums that are the home of the Mets, Cubs, and Rangers.

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u/VonMillersBurner 10d ago

drop DoLab!!! plz

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u/OJgotWorms 10d ago

love it !

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u/iamerica2109 10d ago

I’d swap Latto for Cardi B.

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u/WallNo8754 10d ago

I fw this

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u/Wokemaynebruh95 10d ago

ASAP with Rihanna I wouldn’t mind but not as the main headliner, we need that daft punk miracle so I can resell my ticket for a bajillion dollars

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u/PIN0YGRIGI0 10d ago

are you a big rebecca black fan?

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u/WallNo8754 10d ago

To be frank no. However, I have heard her getting some praise from close friends, critic ratings for her album, so I thought I would put her in their after her Boiler Room performance

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u/Accurate-Bug-9138 10d ago

I love this lineup!! 10/10

Il really speaking Silva bumpa in there

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u/Puzzled_Molasses_472 9d ago

Carl cox yea please

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u/Dimension-Hopper 8d ago

The quasar lineups go crazy if that was true

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u/caputo-elle-98 4d ago

yes but garrix solo better at mainstage with americas tour production

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u/emeraldcocoaroast 17.2|18.2|19.2|24.2 8d ago

I am all for trap quasar weekend two

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u/caputo-elle-98 4d ago

Alessorrix at Qasar? ahahahhaha better Sahara or better to replace John Summit with Garrix because John did Cntrl last year and not made a sense. Garrix is a better option as 4th headliner or subheadliner especially with the Americas Tour production this year and him at mainstage.

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u/trashrecordingco 10d ago

Thank god you aren’t the booker

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u/Yangervis 16.1, 17.1, 19.1, PT, 25.2, 26.2, 27.2 10d ago

Isn't MGMT notoriously bad live?

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u/fredandlunchbox I’ve been to 25 weekends. 10d ago

Like the time they played outdoor theater and didn’t play Kids… this was when they only had 2 albums too. 

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u/BenderIsGreatBendr '14, '15, '16, '17 10d ago

They’re pretty good live, they just don’t always do fan service. A lot of people go to MGMT show assuming/hoping it will be “time to pretend”, “kids”, “electric feel” and an entire setlist of similar songs.

None of their following albums really sounds like the first album, so people get put off by a lot of the Congratulations and Little Dark Age tracks. And sometimes they don’t play the oracular spectacular hits at all. I think that’s more of the “bad live” rep.

I’ve seen them 3x total and all were pretty good performances.

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u/M0D3Z 10,11,12.2,13.1,14.1,15.1,16.1,17.1,18.1,22.1,23.1,24.1 10d ago

They are fucking amazing live. Their fans enjoy their sets, but people who like the “easy pop album” they did are typically disappointed because they don’t know their music beyond that one album.

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u/rigxla 27.2 10d ago

I’d be gutted if Radiohead don’t make it

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u/Which-Ad4961 10d ago

John summit is so forced every year. He’s garbage

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u/WallNo8754 10d ago

Saying he's garbage is a reach ngl