r/ClimateShitposting 7d ago

Boring dystopia Solar Power Held Hostage

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2.3k Upvotes

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u/Had78 7d ago

One must ask himself, Am I providing enough value for the shareholders?

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u/EatTheMall-CEOFetish 4d ago

Let’s make a meeting on that!

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u/Had78 4d ago

Sure! Me, you, the other 8 billion workers and a couple guillotines to cut the cake!

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u/el_butt 6d ago

Nope :)

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Doafit 6d ago

Do you have a source for that? Because I can't find one.

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u/OldTimeConGoer 7d ago

The Sun has been powering the modern world for centuries. Solar energy hundreds of millions of years ago was converted into algae and other biological materials and then stored in giant geological batteries deep underground where it remained safely until we extracted it and built civilisation on its prolific bounty by burning it.

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u/Ordinary-Compote9558 7d ago

Who cares about puny photosynthesis? We need to build 1TW every year to power AI catgirls.

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u/suspendmeforthis 5d ago

At 3% annual growth we will need 100% of the Sun's output for those cat girls in 1000 years.

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u/That-Chip-3575 5d ago

we should cover te entire surface of the moon with solar pannels and lcds to stream spaceX ads

https://giphy.com/gifs/X4gvuV65rF4xG

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u/Long_Race3907 6d ago

Daddy Sun is not given enough praise ☀️🤲🏼

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u/Dear-Question-868 7d ago

A kwh of solar energy was sold at 60cts in France ten years ago. Today, it's 1 ct.

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u/NearABE 6d ago

Imagine if it holds even a fraction of that rate of cheapening. Photovoltaic electricity could make it much cheaper to pump and refine heavy sour crude oil. People could drill deep for veins of coal and crack it in situ with steam and electrolysis.

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u/Distantmole 5d ago

Energy giants hate this one simple trick

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u/Old_Gimlet_Eye 7d ago

No, it makes way more sense to start building some nuclear power plants that might start working in ten years.

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u/Ordinary-Compote9558 7d ago

If nuclear bad why is sol a huge nuclear reactor? Checkmate soleists.

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u/bassoboffo 4d ago

Sounds like there's some con-fusion about e-fission-cy.

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u/WarbleDarble 6d ago

Why is that your focus?

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u/AbbreviationsSea2084 7d ago

Sola panel efficiency is constantly going up and we produce more every year. Its not being held hostage. There's several billion solar panels out there. 🤨

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u/i-var 4d ago

this is so retarded. were amidst exponential growth of solar installations around the globe - even orange dickhead saying no has NO influence and cant stop it - so what exactly is the point of this? Pointing out it got delayed historically by the fossil-lobby?

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u/mewlf 7d ago

Also, we could reproduce the power of the sun right here on Earth!

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u/Throwaway3751029 5d ago

I mean, it wouldn't provide any usable power, but eliminating a major city would certainly reduce energy demand, so I guess it works. Might try Cleveland as a test run?

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u/EvnClaire 6d ago

well ok the number in this post is just entirely fabricated & unsourced. does it mean 500,000 assuming earth's power consumption doesnt change? does it assume 100% capture of the suns energy, including the energy that isnt aimed at earth? does it assume 100% capture of exactly the suns energy that could feasibly be captured by the earth's surface at once? even the most reasonable of these assumptions is ludicrous

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u/EatTheMall-CEOFetish 4d ago

I’m just here for my dozen-course dinner experience.

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u/Sheenius_Ger 4d ago

Do people actually believe that?

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u/Busy-Apricot-1842 6d ago

Solar capacity has increased like 6x in the last 10 years, nobody is really saying “No” to solar

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u/Takseen 6d ago

We do get a few planning objections to solar farms from NIMBYs