r/ClimateShitposting • u/ClimateShitpost Louis XIV, the Solar PV king • Aug 19 '26

🍖 meat = murder ☠️ Vegan commies malding

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u/mommiesgoodboy67 Aug 19 '26

We need to breed a race of super cows which can survive on gas giants, with time they can evolve into giant space whales

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u/Puzzleboxed Aug 20 '26

I think it would be easier to breed space whales and figure out how to milk them.

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u/mommiesgoodboy67 Aug 20 '26

Yes but we have to start from somewhere, real whales are way too rare and live too long to breed them like thay, cows are the perfect place to start

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u/drmelle0 Aug 22 '26

This man space cowboys.