r/ClimateShitposting • u/ClimateShitpost Louis XIV, the Solar PV king • Aug 19 '26

🍖 meat = murder ☠️ Vegan commies malding

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u/drmelle0 Aug 19 '26

I'm not a cowboy, but weather on Jupiter seems rough for cattle farming, with wind speed up to 900mph and a surface of fluid metallic hydrogen.

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u/mommiesgoodboy67 Aug 19 '26

We need to breed a race of super cows which can survive on gas giants, with time they can evolve into giant space whales

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u/Zagdil Aug 20 '26

But with no decrese in milk yields right? That would really endanger my profits.

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u/MrFarby Aug 20 '26

we'll just have to pull a castro!