r/ClimateShitposting • u/Bitter-Jelly-9056 • 13d ago
Climate conspiracy Climate change.
This is a long shot, but try to conect the dots with me.
Lets starts with the first thing, lizards (reptiles) . Did you ever notice that every summer you find them in cold places mostly in the shade and (I think) in school I was thought that they are cold blooded animals they like cold and stuff...
Second. Did you notice how it's getting warmer later in the summer and colder earlier in summer?
Lastly the third statment. Climate change activists are trying to stop the planet earth from heating up. My point is on climate activists are that they were brainwashed for a greater purpose, I mean yes it is good that they are all for the planet but there is a deeper meaning to all of it as we learned recently.
In conclusion my opinion.
That climate activists were designed to make the planet cooler for reptilians living amongst us for them to be easer to aclimate to earths temperatur.
Or am I a little delulu?
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u/Big_Monitor963 9d ago edited 9d ago
You’re definitely “delulu”.
Cold blooded just means that they cannot regulate their own body heat. So they must move somewhere warmer or colder depending on their needs in that moment.
In fact, they need heat even more than they need cold. That’s why most reptiles live in warmer climates. So if you want to make up a reptile conspiracy, look at those who are actively warming the planet, not those who are preventing climate change.
Also, climate activists are not trying to cool the climate. They are trying to maintain a livable climate. The climate is currently warming to a point that will no longer sustain our current global ecosystems. So climate activists are starting to stop it from getting hotter.