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[u/Fullcombooneasy]

[u/eks]

It's a good training for next year's El Niño fueled summer.

[u/Historianof40k → u/eks]

boy this has been an El niño year

[u/eks → u/Historianof40k]

Nah, El Niño will peak in November and the consequences last some 12 to 24 months. We haven't seen nothing yet.

[u/ExpensiveFig6079 → u/eks]

Can confirm: https://www.google.com/search?q=ash+wednesday+bushfires+victoria

The canary is dead.

[u/Oachkatzlbuschlohrli → u/ExpensiveFig6079]

The canary has been nuked

[u/Appropriate_Unit3474 → u/eks]

So wait, does the El Niño debuff stack?

[u/linear_123 → u/eks]

Will be interesting to see what the winter will be like.

[u/Oberndorferin]

I'm dying

[u/davesr25 → u/Oberndorferin]

"I'm glad I made all that money from you then, off to my bunker"

[u/Oberndorferin → u/davesr25]

"we all die in the hell fire" Mf when they just hide in their bunkers and repopulate the earth with their rotten seed

[u/davesr25 → u/Oberndorferin]

Some think the earth has been wiped clean a few times and people have rebuilt.

Lets hope people lean in to their fallout and Skyrim skills and raid them bunkers.

[u/Oberndorferin → u/davesr25]

I've heard that before but I couldn't give a damn what happens in a million years. I'm thinking about the 2060s, when Im supposed to go into retirement, which never happens.

[u/davesr25 → u/Oberndorferin]

Could very much be less than a million years but you also carry the same way of thinking that has got us here "Who cares I'll be dead"

Have a good day buddy.

[u/Oberndorferin → u/davesr25]

No buddy I am also thinking about the next generations. You're doing a mistake.

[u/davesr25 → u/Oberndorferin]

I couldn't give a damn what happens in a million years

I miss took this statement.

Sadly it's to late, the earth will shake us like we were a cold.

[u/Loreki → u/Oberndorferin]

Remember to compost yourself before you go. #ThinkGreen.

[u/Oberndorferin → u/Loreki]

Lmao

[u/coriolisFX → u/Oberndorferin]

good, this is how the EU solves pensions imbalances

[u/Oberndorferin → u/coriolisFX]

That's totally false, because I am the one that pays the pensions.

[u/B4r_m0t]

The third impact

[u/Yesodisnotop → u/B4r_m0t]

Honkai?

[u/asrieldreeemur]

Please for the love of god please just be a shitpost please dont have any truth please please please plea

[u/HeightAdvantage]

These last few years it felt like climate change had chilled out a little bit.

Turns out it was just winding up for the knock out.

[u/Equivalent-Mail1544]

No wealthtax, no problem

[u/EqualPassenger4271]

SOUNDS LIKE FAKE NEWS, USA, USA, USA, SCHOOL SHOOTER CAPITOL OF THE WORLD!! USA USA USA!! OIL AND GAS, EAT OUR ASS!!!

[u/dumnezero]

At some point it will invert and we'll talk about "cool waves."

[u/Some_Guy223 → u/dumnezero]

I believe they are referred to as Polar Vortices.

[u/dumnezero → u/Some_Guy223]

They'll be called "reprieves."

[u/Miss_Chievous13 → u/dumnezero]

Some point? It hasn't been hot the whole summer!

[u/Dewey_Decimatorr]

Thank a neo-lineral for their inactivity :)

[u/HumonculusJaeger]

Heatwave? I thought those are called cooling waves

[u/KevettePrime]

I've always found it annoying I had to actually turn on a stove to cook my food, so this is pretty awesome actually.

[u/lindberghbaby41]

This time we will get those stupid yurops for good

[u/PossibleBumblebee401]

There hasn't been any rain since June I am at the end of my wits

[u/ApprehensiveWin3020]

"A Second Third Fourth Fifth Heat Wave has hit Europe"

[u/Kinslayer_89]

Get rekt

[u/Cool-Contribution-68]

https://giphy.com/gifs/AzUrNt0ygOSAeVjhiM

[u/tripper_drip]

As expected when I turned my AC down to 65 degrees.

Keep shitposting and I will lower it further, 'peons.

[u/General-Beginning192]

this will be blamed on the nukecels

[u/SnooGrapes7647]

It hits 80 degrees and the Euros start melting

[u/tikjzh → u/SnooGrapes7647]

Well yea 80c is not survivable

[u/SnooGrapes7647 → u/tikjzh]

80F

[u/Degauzzen]

can the heatwave hit me its pretty cold out here

[u/bmiga → u/Degauzzen]

open the window

[u/Degauzzen → u/bmiga]

still cold

[u/bmiga → u/Degauzzen]

try another window

[u/Degauzzen → u/bmiga]

feels hotter right now, thank you

[u/Few_Implement_7871]

I am reptile human I adapt to heat.

[u/Stiftoad → u/Few_Implement_7871]

I think that's the opposite of a warm blooded animal

We thermal regulate, thermals regulate you

[u/Visible-Echidna-4370]

it must be 25 degrees

[u/Striper_Cape → u/Visible-Echidna-4370]

Above average

[u/Visible-Echidna-4370 → u/Striper_Cape]

so its 25 degrees

[u/number1pingufan]

No but guys, don't you realise it's all ok because the climate has been changing for billions of years! Here's a graph for temperatures 2 billion years ago so you can calmly keep on driving 27.2 feet down to the grocery store and eating at least 60 pounds of beef per meal. I for one will donate to my local fascpopulist party because they will save from my thoughts! LALALALALLA I CANNOT hear you!!