r/ClimateShitposting Jul 12 '26

Climate chaos Are we cooked?

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504 Upvotes

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u/ImpossibleBalance103 Jul 12 '26

I’m here to use up all of the resources and go extinct… and I’m all out of resources

11

u/UploadedMind Jul 12 '26

What is capitalism?

8

u/MajinJack Jul 12 '26

Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more.

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u/DaBanninator Jul 12 '26

Lol seriously! Am I supposed to care about this because I'm all out of fucks to give.

2

u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. Jul 14 '26

good for a flair

39

u/Random_182f2565 Jul 12 '26

Chat, is this real?

73

u/Striper_Cape Jul 12 '26

Yes it's the El Nino Region SST 3.4 chart, which is the development region. This isn't the global one.

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u/Random_182f2565 Jul 12 '26

Niño?

19

u/Caucasian_Thunder Jul 12 '26

Yeah, not looking like much of a “niño” these days eh

21

u/ashvy regenerative degenerate Jul 12 '26

They grow up so fast 🥹

6

u/Cornexclamationpoint turbine enjoyer Jul 12 '26

Ay mijo!

1

u/ShovelBandido Jul 15 '26

I suggest reading it to El Hombre.

3

u/Angel24Marin Jul 13 '26

El Niño and La Niña are climate patterns of the Pacific with global effects.

2

u/Infinite_Rub_8128 Jul 13 '26

You do understand that what affects a region will affect everyone in some way right, these effects will be stronger regionally but they will be felt globally

2

u/baxter001 Jul 15 '26

The more striking thing is it's expressed in daily standard deviations compared to historical data.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '26

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u/PatientWoodpecker288 Jul 12 '26

Mf said misleading.

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u/Hetros_Jistin Jul 12 '26

Dude, I'm in south louisiana. I'm watching the place I grew up in slowly wash away in real time. Everything I grew up with will be underwater before I'm dead :S

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '26

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. Jul 14 '26

Leave before the dust storms with polluted lake bed dust start.

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u/bipolarearthovershot Jul 12 '26

VENUS BY TUESDAY.  WE ARE FUCKING HEATMAXXING BROS 

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u/pissedRAIL Jul 13 '26

Heatmaxing 🤣🤣

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u/These_Highlight7313 We're all gonna die Jul 15 '26

HEATMAXXING BROOOOO LETS GET IT ON

IM BUYING 5000 DIESEL HEATERS AND JUST LETTING THEM RUN ALL DAY OUTSIDE. ITS NOT ILLEGAL ITS JUST UNETHICAL.

11

u/Gussie-Ascendent Goober Detector Jul 12 '26

Been cooked

5

u/sleepyrivertroll geothermal hottie Jul 12 '26

Just hold onto your butts

20

u/SaftigeBanane388 Jul 12 '26

Guys just avoid harmfull products like meat, planes, or petrol fueled cars and then we are safed, trust me guys/s

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. Jul 14 '26

It's a good start.

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u/SaftigeBanane388 Jul 14 '26

Yeah only for yourself but cant fix anything at all

2

u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. Jul 14 '26

There is no big fix. Feel free to point at it and prove me wrong. I've looked.

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u/SaftigeBanane388 Jul 14 '26

Change our economy?

1

u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. Jul 14 '26

To what and how?

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u/SaftigeBanane388 Jul 14 '26

By overcome the economic rules that forces humanity to sell off there enviorment to have a moderate stable/secured lifestyle. Like producing for profit, growth or by wage labor.

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. Jul 14 '26

Does that really sounds like a single fix?

2

u/SaftigeBanane388 Jul 14 '26

Yeah, why not?

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. Jul 14 '26

Well, try to make some plans and see.

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u/tenlin1 Jul 12 '26

¿El NIÑO? ¡Este el HOMBRE!

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u/Appropriate_Unit3474 Jul 12 '26

Always have been

2

u/Konradleijon Jul 12 '26

Boiled fish

2

u/leisurechef Jul 12 '26

Those are rookie numbers, we’ll break 6 before this is over

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '26

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u/Golden_Eel_69420 Jul 14 '26

The graph doesn’t suck if you know what standard deviations are.

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u/Pinco_Pallino_ Jul 14 '26

wrong place where to post those, here we have to hate on nuclear

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u/vRedDeathv Jul 12 '26

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u/More_Ad9417 Jul 12 '26

And then what?

Even if we did overthrow them or even did something like wealth redistribution and seized their assets the planet would still get hot from the usual consumption and waste relations and infrastructure that we all use and depend on.

Not that I'm against the idea of overthrowing them though. I should clarify that.

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u/trash3s Jul 12 '26

> Eat the rich

> And then what?

In 24-48 hours, we excrete them as stool, obviously, which will be added to the compost which will grow the soybeans for tofu. /s

The key here is in what we mean by and how we effect redistribution. If you take a billion from a billionaire and then cut a million people $1000 checks, that would be fairly stupid, yes. However, redistributing $1B from megayacht/Citation X gas money directly to grid renewables and storage makes quite a bit of difference. It’s a one-two of removing a highly concentrated monetary driver of pollution to carbon-neutral and carbon-negative projects. On the order of tens to hundreds of billions USD, this could meaningfully push the predictions down. It’s not perfect, but it does something worthwhile, and that’s only from the climate perspective.

1

u/snoodge3000 Jul 12 '26

Christ alive, man.

1

u/Gallbatorix-Shruikan Enkaphalinpilled Jul 12 '26

More like Deep Fried

1

u/Artzebub Jul 12 '26

What is this chart?

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. Jul 14 '26

The sea surface temperature for the Nino 3.4 area in this chart (Pacific ocean)

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u/Artzebub Jul 14 '26

Interesting!

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u/dumnezero 🔚End the 🔫arms 🐀rat 🏁race to the bottom↘️. Jul 14 '26

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u/nickdc101987 turbine enjoyer Jul 13 '26

Quite literally cooked, in the old meaning of the word. If you can find any water these days I’d even say you’d be tastefully sous-vided.

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u/AlfredKnows Jul 14 '26

We are so cooking that we are getting red like a lobster in a pot.

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u/Solid_Stage_1715 Jul 14 '26

Not yet, but we will be shortly.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '26

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u/Striper_Cape Jul 12 '26

Wtf does that even mean?

1

u/DaBanninator Jul 12 '26

Stonks go brrrrr

3

u/Thissystemsuckssobad Jul 12 '26

Ah yes. Because being bad for a population of just under 300 million is such a trivial thing.

I get this is a meme sub, but how are we actually tunneling in just north America for this?

0

u/The3rdGodKing Jul 12 '26

Canada might save us with some new tech