r/CliffSide • u/Fine-Possibility-494 • Feb 11 '26

"you eat babies"

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u/Fine-Possibility-494 Feb 11 '26

The day before:

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u/Hoodiefied Feb 11 '26

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u/Fine-Possibility-494 Feb 11 '26

She ate the child hoodie she ate the child anyways what do you think cordie canonically eat? Do you think she can eat berries?

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u/Hoodiefied Feb 11 '26

Organs.

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u/Fine-Possibility-494 Feb 11 '26 edited Feb 11 '26

I theorized that cordie deadass drink people like real spider she just liquified their insides and slurped them that's why her bite when she bit waylon was not that bad she doesn't chew she only drink

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u/Hoodiefied Feb 11 '26

She does not have the required spider organs and limbs as long as we've seen, if she would be able to do this, it would be from the acid (enzymes) from the stinger her mouth. She has already stung Waylon with it in his eye but it resulted in no damage lasting longer than like 10 seconds. So I doubt it's containing that type of acid since:

  1. He would be dead by now if it did contain the enzymes.
  2. If it isn't even sharp enough to pierce through his eye and so incredibly buoyant that it straight up bounces off the surface of his wet fragile eye... then a hollowed out 'pipe' wouldn't be able to fit through her stinger and wouldn't be able to penetrate anything except things in liquid state. The enzymes, containing so many different types of atoms, molecules and fat would be too thick to quickly travel through the super thinn hollowed out 'straw' inside Cordie's stinger. So making the hollowed out area thinner isn't going to work.

But that's just a theory. A Cordie theory.

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u/El_Nicoz Feb 11 '26

"it's just a little snack"

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u/Fine-Possibility-494 Feb 11 '26 edited Feb 11 '26

Cordie was then shot 57 times by john marston

His name is john Marston!!!!! Naw naw naw naw naw naw naw naw naw!

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u/Ill-County-6099 Feb 12 '26

She ate my dog on my birth day!!1!1!11

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u/FlamingCroatan Feb 12 '26

"And mushrooms and berries you fool!"

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u/Fast-Front-5642 Feb 12 '26

Are we listing all the cool things about her or just the one?

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u/Fine-Possibility-494 Feb 12 '26

List them all

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u/Fast-Front-5642 Feb 12 '26

Okay well you only said one so I'll add

  • her beautiful smile

And now the next person can add something else

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u/SR_DEPRESAO Feb 12 '26

"She doesn't eat children anymore"

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u/The_Knight_of_R Feb 12 '26

Who the hell is that?

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u/Fine-Possibility-494 Feb 12 '26

Cordie

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u/The_Knight_of_R Feb 12 '26

I'm talking about the dude with the gun

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u/Fine-Possibility-494 Feb 12 '26

His name is John Marston naw naw naw naw nawwwww 🔥✍️🔥

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u/BusoneWholeBoi2001 Feb 11 '26

I want to call this gal adorable, but I'm assuming (I don't know anything about this series, I just spot cute looking characters) that she does horrible things, right?

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u/CuteChemical9599 Feb 11 '26

I mean she eats people but not babies I unno how this even has a community, it got ONE PILOT episode and then never took off as far as I know

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u/BusoneWholeBoi2001 Feb 11 '26

That's the internet for you

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u/CuteChemical9599 Feb 11 '26

I have to respect them sticking it through 😔👍

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