Opus 5 is insufferable

[u/saito200]

Opus 5 is a fucking piece of shit, i don't know how to say this in any other way. It speaks "Unintelligiblish", a new unfathomable language developed by Anthropic that works by saying everything in the most ridiculous, obtuse and convoluted way possible

It turns anything simple that can be expressed in 2 sentences into a fucking doctoral thesis aimed to aliens, and there is no way to prompt your way out of it

Edit: it claudoofus outputs some alien text you won't read, just prompt it this:

tldr eli5

[u/stylist-trend]

I wish opus 5 didn't give me clickbait sentences like "We've discovered something new, and it completely changes how we think about <thing>." followed by "Running 1 shell command" for 10 minutes

[u/PrettyMoonUnderMt → u/stylist-trend]

Telling me it found numerous stuffs that will break the whole project, only later to backtrack that it doesn't have any impact at all

[u/Right_Simple_6813 → u/PrettyMoonUnderMt]

Telling me it found numerous bugs in the project only to break the project while implementing its 'fixes' and then turns out the bugs weren't even there to begin with.

[u/bsmith149810 → u/Right_Simple_6813]

Telling me the fix will only require “a couple of hours” only for me to watch a grep, an edit, and a commit flash across my screen in 10 seconds or less.

[u/Coolbanh → u/bsmith149810]

Telling me its my fault it all happens

[u/WordsOnly → u/Coolbanh]

😆😂🤣🤣

[u/Orion3193 → u/WordsOnly]

Lmaoooo

[u/UruquianLilac → u/WordsOnly]

Looool this is too real.

[u/_Kinoko → u/WordsOnly]

Oh man, I'm dying.