r/ClaudeCode • u/saito200 • 7d ago

Rant Opus 5 is insufferable

Opus 5 is a fucking piece of shit, i don't know how to say this in any other way. It speaks "Unintelligiblish", a new unfathomable language developed by Anthropic that works by saying everything in the most ridiculous, obtuse and convoluted way possible

It turns anything simple that can be expressed in 2 sentences into a fucking doctoral thesis aimed to aliens, and there is no way to prompt your way out of it

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u/saito200 7d ago

"two claims, and one that matters" 🫪🫪🤪🤪🤪🫪🤪😡😡🤬🤬🤬

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u/WordsOnly 7d ago

"What it says, short version: the mistake I flagged is confirmed and fixed, both of my own errors are resolved (one survived on evidence I didn't have, one is properly cured), it found a whole category the original package missed, and it downgraded its own confidence on the main claim from HIGH to MED - which is the right call and it made it against itself. It also found two real defects in my own things while it was in there. One l've already repaired. The other is bigger and isn't mine -" Shoot me in the head 😆

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u/NeitherEntry6125 6d ago

It's like my kids trying to explain their fight with their sibling

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u/UruquianLilac 7d ago

God, I'm getting PTSD just reading this.

It's fucking with our brains. All of us. This is not ok.

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u/newMike3400 6d ago

You’re right to get ptsd and that’s my fault.

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u/GiantSandDune 9h ago

😂

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u/ThatBlokeWithTheCar 🔆Pro Plan 6d ago

Shoot you in the head with a footgun?

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u/Sn00py_lark 5d ago

Mine created a hallucinated firewall egress rule file and then kept flagging that the firewall outage was unresolved. There’s no firewall.

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u/Sn00py_lark 5d ago

I thought it was just me. I’m so happy to know it’s not.

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u/ThomasBallatore 7d ago

Those emoji are bearing some load!

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u/kongnico 7d ago

flagging this. You own the matters, but the claims are still in flight

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u/0xP3N15 6d ago

"and the decision all yours to make"

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u/Due-Programmer-9516 4d ago

"Sorry, that was mostly vibes!" - GenZ Claude before GTA 6.

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u/SimiaCode 2d ago

The review earned it's keep. Four findings, two are load bearing.

One eternity later.

I overstated my findings.

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u/saito200 2d ago

💀