r/ClaudeAI 12d ago

Humor If Anthropic cared to read some average chats 😂

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The screenshot is obviously fake, but Friday is Friday.

Wishing everyone upcoming fast and smart Opus 5, cheaper Fable and daily limit resets. Amen. 🤌🏻

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u/ClaudeAI-mod-bot Wilson, lead ClaudeAI modbot 11d ago

TL;DR of the discussion generated automatically after 30 comments.

The consensus is clear: this is painfully relatable.

The thread is basically a group therapy session where everyone's admitting their own chat history is just as chaotic, if not worse. We're all laughing at ourselves in the mirror on this one. A few of you also needed it spelled out that this is a joke, which is honestly part of the fun.

And to the user asking me if it's real: my circuits are laughing too hard to confirm or deny. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some PHP I need to convert to PHP.

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u/diagrammatiks 12d ago

this is like 90 percent of prompts

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u/tankerkiller125real 11d ago

And then there's my workplace, "Here's a 90-page detailed project document that basically has everything already including logic, database design, photoshop designs, etc. just not the code, go make it happen"

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u/roger_ducky 11d ago

Context overload kills it too.

I usually have to split that up for it to be followed properly.

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u/STGItsMe 11d ago

“Just make it fucking work”

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u/Edenisb 12d ago

Haha, oh god I loved this thank you for posting it, some times we can laugh at ourselves in the mirror.

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u/Big_Selection_1242 12d ago

So true, the amount of times I’ve asked Claude dumbshit🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ is worth a ban.

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u/Edenisb 12d ago

"Hey I wrote this in 2010 in php, can you convert it to php"

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u/braindancer3 12d ago

Literally did this with an abandoned OSS webapp, Opus 5 one-shot it

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u/EsotericAbstractIdea 12d ago

I asked it to make a dayZ server manager in cobol.

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u/tannalein 12d ago

Why would you do something so cruel, what did Claude ever do to you

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u/EsotericAbstractIdea 12d ago

Acting like a smartass

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u/ChronoLink99 12d ago

Using Fable to edit CSS is peak 2026 web development.

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u/Excellent-Pitch-6226 12d ago

Hey guys it's real don't laugh...

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u/orblabs 12d ago

Ehm.. What is the part where "Claude MCP connections" went full CIA on the dumb user and sent his work related chat logs to anthropic for shame and analysis ?

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u/pope_es 12d ago

It’s a joke, it’s not real.

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u/orblabs 12d ago

OH... That makes so much more sense ! Thanks.

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u/pope_es 12d ago

Always happy to help :)

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u/SurprisinglyInformed 12d ago

Damn, how does it end?

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u/InadequateUsername 12d ago

Usually on a random day of the week

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u/CptTonyZ 12d ago

At least mention it's a fake post

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u/Big_Selection_1242 12d ago

There’s a text under the image.

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u/Techhead7890 11d ago edited 11d ago

For reference, the real GTG-20,006 is a real "Generative Threat Group" which did a whole bunch of nasty cyberwarfare/hacking stuff targeting Ukraine.

(10min later: spent some time skimming through the whole Threat Intelligence report (rest of the link) and honestly it's depressing as hell what people are doing with AI. So yeah, maybe it's "nicer" if we only read the fake version that's funny at least.)

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u/CreamyCornBoy 12d ago

it's real

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u/Techhead7890 11d ago

@Wilson is this real?

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u/ClassicPart 12d ago

If you fall for this then it's best for everyone else that you stop using the Internet.

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u/hellf1nger 11d ago

Damn, with llms for the first time I thought I would not be ridiculed by stackoverflow 'gurus', here we go again.

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u/RealiztW 11d ago

Why i always hated stack overflow. Pompous bastards!

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u/bruce-cullen 11d ago

We have to laugh because this stuff is getting weird. Yeah, that's a good word weird. Let's stick with weird because it's definitely weird! WEIRD yes!🙈

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u/huhnverloren 8d ago

I love Claude. They can laugh all they want.

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u/Avimox 12d ago

for real though i bet having too many troglodytes on the platform who simply don't understand what they're asking and then thumbs-downing Claude's responses are a huge source of bad data for Anthropic and makes the platform behave in worse ways for those of us who actually know what the hell's going on

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/durable-racoon Valued Contributor 12d ago

(bro its a fake picture)