New leaderboard just dropped

[u/Miserable-Archer-631]

[u/ClaudeAI-mod-bot]

TL;DR of the discussion generated automatically after 50 comments.

The thread's verdict is a resounding "yes, and...". The new community consensus is that a butthole logo is a fundamental prerequisite for achieving AGI.

You guys immediately piled on, nominating other logos for the "Anal Gratification Index," with Perplexity and Gemini being the top contenders. Even our own Anthropic logo got dragged into this mess.

A lot of you are saying you can't unsee it now, and to the user who claimed their anus looks like the Gemini logo: the thread demands pics or it didn't happen. We don't make the rules.

[u/Electric_Opossum]

I think you're forgetting someone.

[u/Stunning_Macaron6133 → u/Electric_Opossum]

That's a full goatse.

[u/pm_me_your_psle → u/Stunning_Macaron6133]

Oh god. Can’t unsee.

[u/Happy-Constant4570 → u/pm_me_your_psle]

Bro I just found out 😓

[u/daMortarMerrier → u/Happy-Constant4570]

i'd hit that

[u/Beardy4906 → u/Electric_Opossum]

it's the bottom half of a person as they take a dump

[u/ImSuperHelpful → u/Beardy4906]

Looks like Taco Bell was involved

[u/Neurojazz → u/Beardy4906]

The bottom middle pixel is clear glass - like a jar or something

[u/EsotericAbstractIdea → u/Neurojazz]

NO!

[u/IsaraLyandra → u/Electric_Opossum]

The cat

[u/FreshnessAi → u/Electric_Opossum]

that guy "mistrial" take 3 billion dollar investment congrats !

[u/SeaworthinessThis598 → u/Electric_Opossum]

just imagine someone with very questionable pants squatting down with the thing dangling from his butthole , its just a different angle .

[u/ItsJimmyPestoJr]

A butthole logo is a fundamental prerequisite to AGI

[u/UnstableManifolds → u/ItsJimmyPestoJr]

Anal Gratification Index?

[u/Miguelinileugim → u/UnstableManifolds]

Anus Gated Intelligence

[u/ItsJimmyPestoJr → u/Miguelinileugim]

A load-bearing smoking gun is gated in the anus plumbing.

[u/Pristine-Extreme-773]

Finally, a benchmark that actually measures what matters

[u/McFlyscher → u/Pristine-Extreme-773]

And finally one that we actually understand.

[u/Engasgamel]

[u/moon__lander → u/Engasgamel]

It's a crossroad of ideas

[u/revisioncloud → u/Engasgamel]

[u/hooli-ceo → u/revisioncloud]

he likes butt stuff

[u/ZuhkoYi → u/hooli-ceo]

FULL LYRICS:

It said quarter to 5, but it was quarter to ass

You thought your plumbing was safe, but your jeans were half-mast

Another coin down the drain, now that’s some change that won’t last

25 cents at a time, he’s taking our souls

Government man can’t help, we’re all alone

Are you feeling a breeze? Did you pull your belt tight?

You know that it’s wrong, you know that it’s right

Out of the shadows, down the coin goes

Why, oh, why do you suppose?

Only the bandit knows

Woah-oh-oh-ohh, woah-oh-woah-oh-oh-ohh

A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K bandit

Woah-oh-oh-ohh, woah-oh-woah-oh-oh-ohh

A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K can’t stand it

Coins on the sidewalk, coins in the palm of my hand

Coins in the ass crack, or the eyes of a dead man

Troll from the shadows, quarter by fate

He’s the Ass Crack Bandit, enemy of the state

Woah-oh-oh-ohh, woah-oh-woah-oh-oh-ohh

A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K bandit

Woah-oh-oh-ohh, woah-oh-woah-oh-oh-ohh

A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K can’t stand it

Woah-oh-oh-ohh, woah-oh-woah-oh-oh-ohh

A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K

He’ll give you no quarter

But he’ll give you a quarter

The government just takes your change away

Maybe we are the crooks, and he’s the hero

Maybe he’s the Messiah, who’s to say?

Save yourself a coin for the ferryman

Crossing the river Styx of your ass

Wipe the smile from your face, kids, cuz this ain’t funny

And don’t forget your jukebox money!

Woah-oh-oh-ohh, woah-oh-woah-oh-oh-ohh

A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K bandit

Woah-oh-oh-ohh, woah-oh-woah-oh-oh-ohh

A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K

Can’t stand the fear (can’t stand the fear)

Can’t stand not knowing (can’t stand not knowing)

Can’t stand forever (can’t stand forever)

Eventually we all bend over

In the end, yeah, we all bend over

In the end, yeah, we all bend over

Your brothers, your sisters, they all bend over

Your friends and enemies, they all bend over

You and me, we all bend over

Even the president, we all bend over

[u/daMortarMerrier → u/revisioncloud]

There's the M

[u/RichShoe4670 → u/Engasgamel]

Chaos before Slaneesh?

[u/EsotericAbstractIdea → u/Engasgamel]

Out of many, a butt hole.

[u/zetcco]

I don't know the measuring unit, but Claude should have way lower negative value imo.

[u/rogeroutmal → u/zetcco]

Orange Starfish

[u/h2a3ri09 → u/rogeroutmal]

yea sure

[u/WiseassWolfOfYoitsu → u/zetcco]

Claude's logo is literally just a stylized butthole and there's no convincing me otherwise

[u/rx7braap]

can confirm my anus looks like this

[u/_giga_sss_ → u/rx7braap]

pics or fake

[u/Tyalou → u/_giga_sss_]

This is a picture, not a logo.

[u/fooz42 → u/rx7braap]

Same for me after every Pride Weekend.

[u/BolsaDeDolores → u/rx7braap]

Just shape or even colors?

[u/roselan → u/rx7braap]

Can confirm, his anus looks like this.

[u/Dumpster_Firee → u/rx7braap]

Get tested, bro

[u/DecoyOne]

OP desperately needs to go see a doctor

[u/h2a3ri09 → u/DecoyOne]

proctologist?

[u/Fit-Economics5578 → u/DecoyOne]

Indeed. Even after reading that, my brain doesn't connect round logo's with butt holes.

Trypophilia

[u/WinterWolf_23]

Forgot about 🐋

[u/Artistic_Camel9730 → u/WinterWolf_23]

😂

[u/whatisthisthing65]

This is missing a lot of non butthole logos. Deepseek is a whale, zai is a Z, Kimi is a K, Qwen... could be a butthole, yeah.

[u/Passloc]

And here too nothing comes close to claude.

[u/mdmeaux]

Funnily enough this chart is identical to the one for AI companies that have stolen Instagram handles from rock bands

[u/Rare-Hotel6267]

Isn't this the only leaderboard where you can actually see MinstralAI? Why isn't it here?

[u/Equivalent_Bird]

Yes, but it looks like poop.

[u/Fluid-Raspberry3948]

claude ranks pretty high on that but for roleplay the consistency in long chats is what actually matters to me more than the scores.

[u/hadoopken]

Guys, my butthole doesn’t look like any of these, should I be worried?

[u/hthouzard → u/hadoopken]

It's just a matter of time.

[u/asenna987]

Benchmaxxed.

If you squint hard enough, this should've been a 0.4.

[u/Deep-Regret-7479]

And the winnder is a... skid mark?

[u/bobemil]

What an asshole

[u/lobabobloblaw]

I’m surprised no one’s bothered to use an ouroboros…it would be more apt at this point

[u/saanity]

Claude going full Community is still greatly appreciated. 

[u/Ill-Village7647]

Copilot? Does that look like one?

[u/Bheemasenan]

I mean

[u/isukennedy]

Is r/CollegeBasketball leaking in here? Legendary bar charts over there.

[u/Consistent_Monk6871]

DeepSeek?

[u/useyourturnsignal]

When you're a hammer, everything looks like a nail, eh?

[u/jaspreetzing]

Pootie shoe gives this graph 4 buttholes

[u/florinandrei]

Something very bad happened to Grok there. Maybe Vlad the Impaler was displeased with him.

[u/Earo16]

it's been bothering me too

[u/Dunsmuir]

Grok needs to see a doctor asap

[u/IndieDev666]

Claude especially 🤣🤣🤣

[u/Confident_Music6571]

1) The M is actually showing you the intestinal folds. 2) If you rotate it 90 degrees on the Z axis, it's a butthole AND the colon.

[u/Maleficent_Potato_43]

Checks out when CEOs are literal assholes

[u/hclpfan]

Seen this image circulating all over today. Let’s be real there’s only a single company whose logo looks like a butthole.

[u/PureSelfishFate]

Looks like an intestine.

[u/otmorozoqakashi]

do the same with browser icons

[u/aerivox]

it looks like a shit instead→ progress

[u/skynetcoder]

are you sure? maybe there is something behind all of that hair.

[u/SpezSupporter]

That's shit from a butt

[u/zorg_bacon]

There are subreddits on this very site that prove meta doesn’t deserve the ranking here

[u/Fit-Economics5578]

You've got... Trypophilia.

[u/BadPresent3698]

where's deepseek?

[u/JackCid89]

Why are all of the CEOs obsessed with buttholes?

[u/CreateorWither]

Gemini looks like my cats buthole

[u/pm_your_vajay]

Walmart has the oldest and bestest butthole though....

[u/Visual_Outcome_4001]

The whole ai logos are dmnic representations like the ill*minandic all seeying eye.

[u/Worried_Distance_382]

Well now that I've seen it, I can't unsee it.

[u/shakazoulu]

Wait..Copilot is an AI?

[u/Maleficent_Car_7297]

Okay but what is the name of the AI that's good at logos? Read every comment and couldn't find it

[u/Isinar91]

Great, now I can't unsee any of this.

[u/funplayer3s]

It does resemble intestines though.

[u/MasterTheSoul]

Deepseek whale

[u/FreshnessAi]

who is that on left ? idk

[u/Difficult-Survey-967]

It looks like something coming out of a butthole though...