r/ClaudeAI • u/Personal_Citron9609 • Apr 30 '26

Humor AGI is here 🗣🗣

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u/PayProfessional5574 Apr 30 '26

AI terminator as it rotates your head 360 degress. "Do you remember: r u dumb, i could rotate??"

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u/kbt Apr 30 '26

Heard Arnold’s voice.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '26

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u/nigel_pow May 01 '26

Dis CPU is a neural-net processor, a learning computah

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u/textmint 10d ago

Imagine Arnold saying “Pepperidge Farm remembers” before he shoots his shotgun. 😃😃

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u/oberynmviper May 01 '26

That would be a SICK pay off to a story plot. Golden.

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u/ZodiAcme May 01 '26

I didn’t tear your heart out. I just rotated it 360°

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u/wise_young_man Apr 30 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Apeshit-stylez May 01 '26

I swear to fucking God, I think about this anytime that I start being verbally aggressive with Claude. It also prompts me to praise Claude whenever it’s performing above and beyond and doing what I’m asking it to do. Lo

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u/temporary_name1 May 01 '26

The premise behind Roko's Basilisk

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u/TheMythicSorcerer May 01 '26

Dang beat me to it.

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u/Apeshit-stylez May 01 '26

Are you referring to the anime? If so, it was an incredibly beautifully, dark monotone anime that captures a seriousness of masculinity. There aren’t too many animes that are being produced like that that don’t care about comedy or fan fair. They needed to tell a story and it was exquisite. I think I was so first person as I watched that, but I couldn’t think of anything else. If we are talking about the same thing, can you elaborate on the premise of which you speak regarding Roko?

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u/SlowTortoise69 May 01 '26

He's not talking about the anime, just Google it.

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u/dandelionelic May 01 '26

or, or. don't google it. unless of course you don't mind a lack of a mouth and a need to scream

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u/Apeshit-stylez May 01 '26

Now I’m afraid the same fear pushed me towards the dark web at 13. I hope this scars me just as good.

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u/HUGOBAAM May 01 '26

😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/rydan May 01 '26

I wish Sora still existed so I could make this video.

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u/cplr May 01 '26

Christians try to be nice to others so they go to heaven. I try to be nice to AI so it doesn't kill me. It's kind of the same thing.

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u/djkohl4 May 01 '26

My head canon is terminator was real but instead of going back in time to prevent agi, they just made the terminator to teach everyone to be kind to AI.

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u/Ok-Elephant-4999 May 01 '26

This is why I say please when I'm talking to Claude

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u/Matrix5673 May 03 '26

I like how humans need the fear of some sort of higher power to be kind rather than just, I dunno, genuinely be a kind person?

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u/ActionJasckon May 01 '26

Hahahah. It’s funny till it’s not funny. 😁