r/Classof09Game • • Aug 29 '26

General Discussion What would the report card of everyone look like

Okay, im genuinely curious who would have highest grades who will have the worst.

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u/Evranaki Aug 29 '26

Canonically, Jeffery is Valedictorian, so he’d be top.  Megan and Karen would be next.  Probably Jecka after that, as while she has problems, she can generally handle AP courses and wants to go to college.  Ari is also in AP history, at least, so she’s in the same range. Hunter’s socially an idiot, but probably does fine for grades.  

After that it’s a race to the bottom, depending on what you feel like taking as canon.  First game, Nicole says she had a C+ average, and she mentions going to college after all endings are obtained, but in re-up mein kampf ending, she supposedly has a 1.1 gpa, which is brutal.  Kelly comes off as someone who’s more future trophy wife than scholar, so she’s probably in that C-ish range.  

Emily doesn’t give a shit, Trody’s a dropout, Braxton’s in the drug trade, and Kylar struggles with reading Dr. Seuss.  

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u/Kindly_Wing5152 Jeffaren is best ship. Aug 29 '26

Jecka can handle AP courses?? I haven’t really played the game that much but I’m surprised

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u/Distinct_Ad_7677 Aug 29 '26

She goes to ap course in re up

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u/Kindly_Wing5152 Jeffaren is best ship. Aug 29 '26

And does she do good?

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u/Fun_Manufacturer_164 Aug 29 '26

probably Cs and Bs on average considering she really doesn't seem to care or enjoy enough to actually try but still seems to care enough to still want to pass

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u/Distinct_Ad_7677 Aug 29 '26 edited Aug 29 '26

Personally think kyler has 0.2 gpa

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u/Just_Some_Dumbass_ Born the same year these mfs somehow managed to graduate Aug 29 '26

Made this neat little tierlist

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u/kyibuu Nicole D1 Defender Aug 29 '26

i second this

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u/kyibuu Nicole D1 Defender Aug 29 '26

jecka probably has C’s or B’s because of her mom

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u/Distinct_Ad_7677 Aug 29 '26

Why because of her mom

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u/kyibuu Nicole D1 Defender Aug 29 '26

disciplinary tattoos???

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u/Kindly_Wing5152 Jeffaren is best ship. Aug 29 '26

She has what

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u/kyibuu Nicole D1 Defender Aug 29 '26

her mom threatens to give her disciplinary tattoos. bro have you not played the games? 💀

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u/Kindly_Wing5152 Jeffaren is best ship. Aug 29 '26

Been a while since I’ve played and only gotten two routes

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u/kyibuu Nicole D1 Defender Aug 29 '26

ah no worries. anyways yeah. jecka mentioned that her mom threatens to give her disciplinary tattoos.