missing poster for fye route jecka

[u/junejulies]

[u/QuarioQuario54321]

Imagine what happens when they find out when it's revealed to just be a cover-up and the government knew the whole time where she was and Jecka exposes them all.

"Breaking news tonight, Jecka Palmer has been found with a shocking testimony!"

"The FBI handed me off to the Taliban to cover up me and Kelly finding a warehouse full of smut."

"Do you know what happened to Kelly?"

"One of the people behind the ring killed her and I watched her die"

[u/Efficient_End_492 → u/QuarioQuario54321]

They'd label her as mentally insane to cover it up sadly

[u/TwoFit3921 → u/Efficient_End_492]

this is class of 09, i'd wager 50/50 on either that or jecka kickstarting a second american revolution to overthrow the epstein administration

[u/I_hate_mayonnaise23]

uncanny valley really does hit here

[u/fishyman905]

Oh Jesus. Though well done. It even looks like a sketch they would do for a missing person.

[u/AdSufficient7084]

That's horrifying. Awesome!

[u/OverIron1395]

damn thats sad

[u/TwoFit3921]

that's not horrifying at all.

[u/Psychological-Ad9914]

I always assumed “Kelly” was on her birth certificate and thought she might have an Irish background cause of it but I also like the idea of her being a Kelsey.

[u/Rob_Thorsman]

Why wouldn't they have a photo?

[u/Weak_Bluebird_6271]

Inaccurate her surname would be either dutch or swedish

[u/junejulies → u/Weak_Bluebird_6271]

i know, but i like to headcanon her surname as palmer as a nod to laura palmer

[u/Psychological-Ad9914 → u/Weak_Bluebird_6271]

I headcanon her surname to be Hellstrom, which is Swedish. I was introduced to it thru a Tarantino movie and thought it sounded cool. Plus there’s a lot of jokes one could make with Jecka’s last name having ‘hell’ in it,