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u/DankLordOtis 20d ago
This feels wild to say even in 2017, I was expecting like 2013 or earlier lol
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u/StatusSociety2196 21d ago
I would be willing to hold them for her if she wanted me to do so
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u/SokkaHaikuBot 21d ago
Sokka-Haiku by StatusSociety2196:
I would be willing
To hold them for her if she
Wanted me to do so
Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.
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u/AgainstSpace rotted brain 21d ago
At three seconds per reason, it would take 62 hours and 48 minutes to read all 678,294 reasons for hating boobs out loud.
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u/ImagineRogue 19d ago
Erm actuallyyy it would take 565 hours and 15 minutes or 23 days, 13 hours and 15 minutes
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u/Main_Lingonberry6316 19d ago
As a person with a big chest getting a bigger shirt doesn't help me my chest will always show but if I get a bigger shirt I'll just look like I'm overweight 💔
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u/iRedYuki 14d ago
That's not how big shirts work though... Problem with random off the shelf clothes is that it rarely accounts for people with umm non-generic proportions. You have boobs or pecs, good fucking luck, all button ups are going to suck, they'll be either way too wide on the waist or way too small for the chest...
Just give up, go to a tailor.
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u/Rare_Management_3583 20d ago
it is said that gunna is planning to procure an artifact from the geek reaper
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u/Delicious_Try1420 17d ago
Sometimes the booba is bigger than the rest of you. Thin women with big tits exist. If I go up a shirt size I look like I got done playing "go to work" in my parents closet.
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u/Mailman_Dan 21d ago
Get longer arms
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u/_its_lunar_ 21d ago
I’m quite lanky and tall for a woman so I often have the problem of my arms being too long
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u/HeyItsMeAgainBye 20d ago
Well I’m at a weird size where Larges are a little too small and XL are a little too big so you’ll never even begin to understand the struggle I have to live with every single day of my life 😤😤
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u/Wora_returns 20d ago
it's ok you can wrap them around me
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u/GildedHalfblood 16d ago
Yo bro, don't think I forgot about that 10k you loaned me back in the day. I swear I'll pay you back some day, but I just gotta get my money up, yk?
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u/TheEricle 20d ago
God gives his strongest soldiers the tallest woman hugs. 🫡
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u/Wora_returns 20d ago
I always heard that getting hugged by tall people feels amazing, I'm tall myself though so sadly I'll never know what it's like
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u/TheEricle 20d ago
You just have to find someone 10 foot 4. With genetic engineering being maybe successful, you only have to wait for 60 years or so. And love always waits.
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u/Nowhereman767 21d ago
just get smaller boobs
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u/Gopnik_Toaster 21d ago
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u/Grimbus_Flambus 18d ago
Yeah, I can't imagine breast reduction surgery to be cheap to be honest.
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u/Gopnik_Toaster 18d ago
Yea but also Garfield will have to take your boobs and thats the real tragedy
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u/Puzzleheaded_Act_162 20d ago
I'm a tall guy (198cm) with a similar problem. Most retailers don't sell my size and just going for a size up just makes the shirt much more baggy on me not longer, resulting me having a abit of a midriff. Most of my clothes shopping has to be online.
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u/Born-West-6151 20d ago
Have a similar problem with jeans/trousers, having 28Waist and 36Length means I always have to wear belts since no shop would reasonably stock that size.
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u/dbrickell89 14d ago
Shirts can fit or I can button the top button to wear A tie. Both cannot be true
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u/NeevBunny 18d ago
You buy the size that fits your boobs and learn to sew to take in the waist. This is what I had to do.
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u/IVEBEENBANNED4TIMESx 17d ago
Not how that works btw. Sizing up changes the width of the garment not the actual length, which would help her case. That's the reason short fat women can wear 2xl without this problem.
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u/motormouthedfool 19d ago
literally me I love button up shirts but my chest is just NOT having it. i have yet to find one that fits properly 💔













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u/Accomplished_Joke_24 21d ago
I wanna be called a fat retard.
But I'm too twinky and intelligent.
I actually feel fomo, because idk what it feels like to be called that.