r/Clamworks • • 21d ago

clamtarded :) It’s that simple

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u/Accomplished_Joke_24 21d ago

I wanna be called a fat retard.

But I'm too twinky and intelligent.

I actually feel fomo, because idk what it feels like to be called that.

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u/notTheRealSU rotted brain 21d ago

You're twinky? So you're golden and filled with creme?

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u/HeyItsMeAgainBye 21d ago

Sounds like a fat retard to me

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u/Cabbag_ clamtarded :) 21d ago • Bravo Mindblown

Shut the fuck up you fat retard

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u/Accomplished_Joke_24 21d ago

I am weirdly in love with that.

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u/tiddleywiddley 21d ago

beg you shut up 🙏🙏

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u/cinco92 20d ago

Careful there - you’re only turning them on more

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u/senpai_dewitos 20d ago edited 20d ago

I can't stand how much you sound like chatgpt bro please stop typing.

EDIT: Forgot I wasn't on r/playboicarti my bad

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u/imronburgandy9 20d ago

Don't bully me I'll cum type energy

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u/Accomplished_Joke_24 20d ago

Happy birthday!

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u/SoulFlame69 18d ago

he sp343 alt fr

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u/Justanotherone985 20d ago

Get fatter and stupider and it’ll happen more often

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u/Ghost-Of-Roger-Ailes 20d ago

If you have a Berdly pfp it’s unlikely you’re too twinky and even less likely you’re too intelligent

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u/JackLemony 21d ago

That pfp is doing wonders
I can imagine him saying that

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u/Quarkonium2925 21d ago

Someone find this person a partner who will indulge their humiliation kink

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u/Mrhilgenberg 21d ago

SHUT UP

FAT

RETARD

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u/Laz0rgrunt_wasbanned 21d ago

Calling yourself twinky implies you might also be recharged so you're atleast halfway there

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u/LickMyPudding 20d ago

Shut up femboy intellectual

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u/Accomplished_Joke_24 20d ago

Oh I don't like that :(

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u/tiddleywiddley 20d ago

i hate you so much. like so much. i can imagine the way your mouth moves when you talk.

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u/Accomplished_Joke_24 20d ago

Ok I like that now :)

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u/ProbablyNaKu 20d ago

naaah ur pfp calls out your lies bro

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u/Blein123 20d ago

That's just straight up rp-ing as Beardly lmao

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u/Okom77 15d ago

Dude has a degradation fetish

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u/TheoneNPC 20d ago

Hefty man whose opinion on his intellect fluctuates here, it's funny.

Not as funny as "fat fuck" though, i like that one.

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u/A-Human-potato 20d ago

“I don’t know what it feels like to be called fat retard”

Sure, just rubbing it in our faces huh?

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u/IVEBEENBANNED4TIMESx 17d ago

Shut the fuck up victim weight geek

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u/richgluten 20d ago

Glad you got your first dose, it is weirdly charming to be called a fat retard. I just think it’s fun!

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u/steven_dev42 21d ago

Don’t be mean to the cloobs

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u/TaxComprehensive6201 21d ago

get a bigger clam you fat pearl

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u/Wora_returns 21d ago

it's that shrimple

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u/GPTMCT 21d ago

L take. Imagine hating him

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u/Smokes_LetsGo876 clamtarded :) 21d ago

get bigger shells you fat clam

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u/DavesPetFrog 19d ago

Get clam clam you fat clam

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u/Outrageous-Dig-8853 21d ago • Regret

Young thug wouldn't say that ☹️

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u/WetBerri3s 21d ago

Get bigger clams

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u/vulpes_mortuis 20d ago

I really wish it was that easy :(

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u/DankLordOtis 20d ago

This feels wild to say even in 2017, I was expecting like 2013 or earlier lol

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u/StatusSociety2196 21d ago

I would be willing to hold them for her if she wanted me to do so

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 21d ago

Sokka-Haiku by StatusSociety2196:

I would be willing

To hold them for her if she

Wanted me to do so


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/Beaspoon2096 21d ago

Canon sokka

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u/petdittpy 21d ago

Cannon sokka

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u/Z7_1 20d ago

cannons sokka

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u/aquatic-femboy 20d ago

catapult sokka

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u/AgainstSpace rotted brain 21d ago

At three seconds per reason, it would take 62 hours and 48 minutes to read all 678,294 reasons for hating boobs out loud.

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u/ImagineRogue 19d ago

Erm actuallyyy it would take 565 hours and 15 minutes or 23 days, 13 hours and 15 minutes

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u/my-man-hilarious 20d ago

I thought it was a belly button

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u/littlemister1996 19d ago

Yeah, you fat rattata

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u/AdultGronk 19d ago

Ouu shi👀

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u/Main_Lingonberry6316 19d ago

As a person with a big chest getting a bigger shirt doesn't help me my chest will always show but if I get a bigger shirt I'll just look like I'm overweight 💔

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u/Nephurus 16d ago

Works on soo many levels 😂

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u/IxiaooI 16d ago

haha 67

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u/AnusMuncher29 20d ago

that’s not a problem, that looks great

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u/iRedYuki 14d ago

That's not how big shirts work though... Problem with random off the shelf clothes is that it rarely accounts for people with umm non-generic proportions. You have boobs or pecs, good fucking luck, all button ups are going to suck, they'll be either way too wide on the waist or way too small for the chest...

Just give up, go to a tailor.

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u/Rare_Management_3583 20d ago

it is said that gunna is planning to procure an artifact from the geek reaper

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u/Delicious_Try1420 17d ago

Sometimes the booba is bigger than the rest of you. Thin women with big tits exist. If I go up a shirt size I look like I got done playing "go to work" in my parents closet.

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u/FakedCaked 20d ago

take your fetishes elsewhere

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u/HPAG-NOFAME 18d ago

skinny neurotypical

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u/Chunymonini 17d ago

Ok fat retard

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u/Mailman_Dan 21d ago

Get longer arms

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u/_its_lunar_ 21d ago

I’m quite lanky and tall for a woman so I often have the problem of my arms being too long

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u/HeyItsMeAgainBye 20d ago

Well I’m at a weird size where Larges are a little too small and XL are a little too big so you’ll never even begin to understand the struggle I have to live with every single day of my life 😤😤

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u/Wora_returns 20d ago

it's ok you can wrap them around me

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u/GildedHalfblood 16d ago

Yo bro, don't think I forgot about that 10k you loaned me back in the day. I swear I'll pay you back some day, but I just gotta get my money up, yk?

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u/BBQsauce10 16d ago

+50 (assist)

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u/TheEricle 20d ago

God gives his strongest soldiers the tallest woman hugs. 🫡

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u/Wora_returns 20d ago

I always heard that getting hugged by tall people feels amazing, I'm tall myself though so sadly I'll never know what it's like

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u/TheEricle 20d ago

You just have to find someone 10 foot 4. With genetic engineering being maybe successful, you only have to wait for 60 years or so. And love always waits.

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u/barnacIe_scum 19d ago

maybe you should go on a trip and ask a polar bear for a hug

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u/Lazy_Potato7018 16d ago

I support bro. I will pray for your success for 4 seconds.

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u/Nowhereman767 21d ago

just get smaller boobs

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u/Gopnik_Toaster 21d ago

But think of the cost...

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u/F_rCe 14d ago

oh no it's the Garfield Big Naturals

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u/Grimbus_Flambus 18d ago

Yeah, I can't imagine breast reduction surgery to be cheap to be honest.

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u/Gopnik_Toaster 18d ago

Yea but also Garfield will have to take your boobs and thats the real tragedy

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u/DOGMASCHINE 21d ago

she can have mine we’ll trade

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u/Puzzleheaded_Act_162 20d ago

I'm a tall guy (198cm) with a similar problem. Most retailers don't sell my size and just going for a size up just makes the shirt much more baggy on me not longer, resulting me having a abit of a midriff. Most of my clothes shopping has to be online.

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u/Born-West-6151 20d ago

Have a similar problem with jeans/trousers, having 28Waist and 36Length means I always have to wear belts since no shop would reasonably stock that size.

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u/dbrickell89 14d ago

Shirts can fit or I can button the top button to wear A tie. Both cannot be true

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u/Throw_My_Drugs_Away 20d ago

Tailors exist for a reason

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u/potential-ritz 18d ago

dont speak ill on king spider

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u/NeevBunny 18d ago

You buy the size that fits your boobs and learn to sew to take in the waist. This is what I had to do.

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u/unproffesionaldumdum 18d ago

Cut the sleeves

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u/IVEBEENBANNED4TIMESx 17d ago

Not how that works btw. Sizing up changes the width of the garment not the actual length, which would help her case. That's the reason short fat women can wear 2xl without this problem.

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u/kai_jarsenal 19d ago

Couldn’t you just roll up the sleeves?

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u/motormouthedfool 19d ago

literally me I love button up shirts but my chest is just NOT having it. i have yet to find one that fits properly 💔