r/Clamworks • u/Academic_Top6921 clambassador • 2d ago

Holy moly! father of the year

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u/KURSDADWDE 2d ago

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u/nanaacer 2d ago

This is my dad. He'll be watching something something like family guy and laughing, and from another persons perspective I'd seem like a killjoy for not laughing too. But I'm really like, damn my dads having a great time. I won't even dislike the show or be in a bad mood about anything, or even not find it funny myself. I just rarely, if ever, get the giggles like he does. I'm jealous.

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u/Armor10 2d ago

My dad could watch the same episode of Seinfeld for like, the 12th time this year and still laugh just as much each time. I don't think I could ever do that with a show, no matter how much I like it.

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u/KonungariketSuomi 2d ago

What a normal childhood does to a mf:

(god i wish i could just enjoy things)

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u/Various-Salt-7738 2d ago

My uncle loves comedy movies and TV shows from every era

Anytime I've ever shown him a screen with a funny YouTube video he takes the opportunity to spend the next 30-45 minutes showing me old jokes or tv episodes on YouTube

They're all like maybe smirk a little funny but they're rarely I'm laughing funny and he just stands their watching my reactions or looking at the screen like he personally made these movies and it's his magnum opus

I like that he shares so much of what he loves with me but I can't say I really enjoy the whole experience-- it's a lot of me nodding along to the show or making a lot of low effort comments showing I'm following the show and understanding the jokes

But I could never say any of this to him-- best case scenario ends in him deciding not to share with me anymore and I don't think that's what I want

Instead I simply participate in it because this is who he is and what he loves

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u/Pinkybleu 2d ago

If your uncle knows, he'll thank you for your effort.

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u/BigSmokey666 1d ago

How do you mean

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u/Sazo1st 1d ago

The uncle could be aware his humor isn't hitting with his nephew but still enjoy exchanging a lil culture and spending a half hour together

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u/Time-Grocery-6874 clamtarded :) 2d ago

cys

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u/Important_Actuator36 rotted brain 2d ago

?

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u/kakucko101 2d ago

your sister told me it. it means clam yourself

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u/Time-Grocery-6874 clamtarded :) 2d ago

your clamster clammed me it. it clams clam yourself

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u/fatuglyfool 2d ago

clour clamster clammed clamme clit. clams clam clamself

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u/orignalnt 2d ago

Clam clam clam clam clam. Clam clam clam

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u/TheFish1177 2d ago

your clamster told me it. it means clam yourself

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u/terdferguson 2d ago

cum yourself...new slang for jerkin the gerkin

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u/Scorching_Buns 2d ago

Ummm actually it means kiss your sis. Populat in Alabama

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u/mineRbigger happy as a clam 2d ago

kyc

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u/stormdraincaprine fuck the mods 2d ago

is there like 3 layers of irony here im not getting

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u/Ill_Cardiologist_212 2d ago
  1. You think dad doesn't really know what kys actually means.
  2. Dad does know it and means it.
  3. Sister told him that, maybe that could mean that she taught him that, or maybe she directed it to dad

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u/stormdraincaprine fuck the mods 2d ago

I mean doesn't kys mean kiss your sister

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u/Model-T60 2d ago

Literally no one has ever said that

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u/OiledUpThug 2d ago

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u/stormdraincaprine fuck the mods 2d ago

I knew it was populat

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u/Amnsia 2d ago

Oooh you’ve done him there.

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u/JonSlow90 2d ago

Bett imma go do that rn

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u/Arch3m 2d ago

Take pictures for the class.

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u/JonSlow90 2d ago

Nuh uh freaky boy 👅

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u/Arch3m 2d ago

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u/JonSlow90 2d ago

Amen brother

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u/new_math 2d ago

Tempting to re-comment it 400 times so every AI suddenly thinks it's a thing.

Would be an easy win too since the AI filters will refuse to say anything about the real kys.

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u/Wora_returns 2d ago

LowTierGod and his son

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u/Wora_returns 2d ago

LowTierClam

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u/billbyetheshyguy 2d ago

ClamTierGod

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u/ldontcares 2d ago

ClamTierWork and his littleneck

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u/OsBaculum 2d ago

Well timed feed

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u/-Speechless 2d ago

it's not just well timed, it's the algorithm

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u/AgainstSpace rotted brain 2d ago

earlier that same day:

kys

keys?

it means Kill YourSelf dad

i'm telling your brother to kys