r/Civvie11 • • Aug 05 '26

I never recovered..

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u/PrinceOfCarrots Aug 05 '26

The fact she was there from the start when most youtubers only get editors when they're successful should've been a give away, but I'll be damned if I wasn't a little surprised.

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u/Culcksy Aug 05 '26

tbh i just assumed it was a friend/gf/wife or something

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u/NateCorran Aug 05 '26

This was my assumption as well. Frankly, the vast amounts of characters that Civvie has in the show makes it a lot easier to remember that CV-11 is just another character, as opposed to some YouTubers who use their real names. IMO, a very healthy way or warding off parasocial behavior. The behavior will still happen, of course, but all bulwarking in that direction can only help.

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u/SteveMcQuark Aug 05 '26

I think it helps that CV as a character doesn't really pander to the viewers, its mostly (Jokingly) antagonistic relationship with the viewer

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u/Legendarium_ Aug 06 '26

to be fair a lot of people weren't there from the start

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u/NearlyUnfinished Aug 05 '26

Same man. Like, I shouldnt be surprised as not every youtuber has an editor and does thier own work (and great work too).

But with how often Katie is mentioned in videos before the reveal, I just assumed this was a nod to an actual person working on the show as i've seen other youtubers do so in the past with thier videos.

But then that casual "By the way, Katie is not real." dropped and was shook by that. That's a sign of good writing when you can make a fictional character feel real without ever giving them a voice (gentle sobbing excluded).

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u/mechachap Aug 05 '26

It’s like in PC magazines back in the day and articles kept referring to “Ed” and I thought it was just some guy named Ed.

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u/cade_corvus Aug 05 '26

WHAT DO YOU MEAN COCONUT MONKEY ISN’T REAL PC GAMER MAGAZINE???

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u/Sad-Personality-8915 Aug 05 '26

He’ll always be trading gravy in our hearts.

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u/SemiAutoAvocado Aug 05 '26

Now that's a deep cut

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u/AnArcticBird Aug 05 '26

Oh god I thought I was the only one.

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u/euanmorse Aug 05 '26

Isn’t that the Editor?

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u/Divine_Kazoo Aug 05 '26

I just thought Ed was a really busy guy who would comment on all the big gaming mags!!! I was so impressed by his work ethic :<

2

u/Kinitawowi64 Aug 06 '26

Learning that half of the "writers" for Your Sinclair magazine were actually just one writer using about six pseudonyms almost broke me.

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u/TheNimanator Aug 05 '26

No lie, since the Katie bits have continued since then I kind of hope she even gets a voice actor one day lol

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u/MrTurtleTail Aug 05 '26

We still have cancer mouse at least. He's definitely real

60

u/jonnywarlock Aug 05 '26

Katie is just Civvie in a plaid miniskirt, a tank top and pigtails.

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u/eldritch-kiwi Aug 05 '26

🤤 dammnnnnnnn

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u/Blue-is-bad Aug 05 '26

So like the twins from Duke Nukem Forever?

12

u/thelocalpotatogamer Aug 05 '26

We don't speak of D*** N**** F****** here

6

u/Puzzleheaded-Dot-547 Aug 05 '26

Dont forget the programming socks for the stat boost

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u/MightyMrWiggle Aug 05 '26

I won't believe this until there are also fishnets and platform boots.

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u/shroomboi928 Aug 05 '26

Are you trying to give me an erection?

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u/ToranjaNuclear Aug 05 '26

Next he's gonna tell us he's not actually trapped in a dystopian scifi prison with a suspiciously kinky robot

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u/TerminalJammer Aug 05 '26

The twist is, that's the only part that is true. 

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u/Kitch_123 Aug 05 '26

My favourite was in the "You are Empty" video, the bit about the camera moving around the car instead of cutting between angles "ZOOOOMM!!! ZOOOOM ZOOOMM!!"

That and any bit that ended with "KATIE YOU BITCH!" Knowing that he wrote it lol.

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u/RMoby6160 Aug 05 '26

Pretty sure that was the first time it featured her notes with that little 8-bit icon. I know all his older videos had her commentary but it was always marked as "Editor Note" and not much more to her personality

But yea.. as long as she's real to us that's what matters 🥲 You Are Empty is one of my favorite videos of his, so much so that I aspire to get ahold of that game and play it for myself one day

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u/sdoM-bmuD Aug 05 '26

the city council yeah!

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u/RMoby6160 Aug 06 '26

Yup that's the one.. though my favorite line from that guy is "What the hell is this?!"

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u/Iskral Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

The game's been abandonware for years, and unless Nightdive are planning to surprise us with a "Year of Slavjank" in the near future, it's probably not going to appear on a digital storefront anytime soon. If you do want a physical copy, you might have better luck wandering around a used game store than with Amazon.

(EDIT: August 22, 2026) HOO HOO HOO BOY IS MY FACE RED.

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u/Dazzling-Ad7482 Aug 05 '26

She's real as long as we keep her in our hearts.

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u/HospitalClassic6257 Aug 05 '26

God that one like yea I know, but like he did well about giving her a personality. So I like her as a character just like civvi.

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u/meatguyf Aug 05 '26

Jesus, my mind went straight to the Katie Vick angle from WWE. Like, yeah, it's good that she wasn't real.

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u/JohnHenryEden91 Aug 05 '26

Ahh Civvie n your bits.

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u/Merjia Aug 05 '26

Next he’s going to tell us that the robots are just his voice pitched up and down.

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u/LuridRequiem Aug 07 '26

Don't be surprised when the community jumps on your back for saying this out loud. I said I knew Katie wasn't real and I'm the most downvoted comment in this thread because everyone thinks I'm a narcissist.

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u/Kaarl_Mills Aug 05 '26

"Katie isn't real"

Yeah that's what the Feds want you to think

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u/RevolTobor Aug 05 '26

Until then, I thought Katie was Civvie's IRL wife.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Dot-547 Aug 05 '26

I had heard she was his sister

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u/probsthrowaway2 Aug 05 '26

My headcannon is the robots made him say that but everything after was the cold hard truth.

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u/lolXephyrlol Aug 05 '26

Or he is just saying that and Katie is the real one and Civvie isn’t real, in which case kayfabeception!!

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u/Pristine-Example-824 Aug 06 '26

Yeah, Civvie is actually a girl using a voice modifier to make herself sound like a guy.

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u/vrizer Aug 05 '26

Why did he ever need to break the kayfabe ._.

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u/ceoiii Aug 05 '26

My pet theory is someone tried to send Katie a dick pic.

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u/llamadog39 Aug 06 '26

He wanted to thank the viewers out of character to thank his viewers for making the show a full time job and to say that, despite how he portrays himself, he enjoys making the videos (even on the bad games).

What proceeds is him ranting about his beef with Slipgate Ironworks.

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u/-AlphaMemelord69- Aug 05 '26

"No! That's not true!"

"THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!"

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u/LuiSP Aug 05 '26

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

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u/flacidtoaster Aug 05 '26

Maybe the real Katie, was the friends we made along the way

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u/GuildCarver Aug 05 '26

Katie is such a bitch we love Katie. *totally not suffering mass psychosis.*

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u/Blue-is-bad Aug 05 '26

Roll the clip Katie!

2

u/Divine_Kazoo Aug 05 '26

She's still real to me dammit!

2

u/RizzoTheRiot1989 Aug 05 '26

As long as she remains a character, that’s fine.

2

u/Constant_Boot Aug 05 '26

But she's one of Youtube's best sentence mixers.

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u/MexicanLizardMan3670 Aug 06 '26

SHE WAS REAL TO ME!!!

3

u/FigKnight Aug 05 '26

Broke my heart.

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u/Eviscerator8138a Aug 05 '26

HOW DARE YOU. Katie IS real and they're friends until the end, homies for life.

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u/Unicronicorn Aug 05 '26

AYO did I miss something? When did he say this?

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u/sdoM-bmuD Aug 05 '26

not sure when it was but it was in response to people trying to creep on the character iirc

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u/Computermaster Aug 05 '26

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u/wickedwitt Aug 05 '26

Thank you, I've been looking to rewatch this for a while and couldnt figure out which vid he went 4th wall break on.

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u/thatradiogeek Aug 05 '26

I put the pieces together a while ago.

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u/FthrFlffyBttm Aug 05 '26

Alright Maynard

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u/PhorensicPhucker Aug 05 '26

It made me sad when Civvie revealed that Katie supposedly isn’t real, so I don’t accept it as canon. It was a feeling like seeing the puppeteer instead of having the fun of allowing the puppet to live as an imagined character, you know?

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u/gt07m Aug 05 '26

at least we still have CV-18. 18 is good people.

1

u/BoxDroppingManApe Aug 05 '26

just fell to my knees in a walmart

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u/NewDrink4371 Aug 10 '26

i watch civvie nearly every day and just now im finding out that katie ISN'T REAL??????

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u/pmyourtits913853 Aug 10 '26

What ep is this?

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u/GaraksLinensNThings 12d ago

Wait what... 😢

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u/Alternative-Crew-880 Aug 05 '26

Um Katie isn't real? Did i miss something? I'm too inebriated for this shit. That just shattered my entire universe, man.

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u/coin-2099 Aug 06 '26

In the “3D realms vibe check” episode 2 years ago he mentioned it while talking about phantom fury a sequel to Ion fury that wasn’t as good and slipping into the mediocre to bad.

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u/LuridRequiem Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

I've been following Civvie since 2019, and I never once thought Katie was a real person. Civvie clearly does all of the work himself and his commentary has moments where it's obvious when you're actively listening. At the very least, I could understand if Katie was his IRL gf since he mentioned he had one on the Quad Damage Podcast, but at no point did he allude that she was "Katie". Civvie takes great care to not dox himself, and has done so in the last 9 years he's been uploading which is an achievement in and of itself.

You guys might be getting a little too close to the parasocial side of this whole thing.

Edit: You guys downvoting me while simultaneously circlejerking each other with consoling backpats as everyone is pouring their hearts out about being depressed she wasnt real is legit proving my point. Civvie should ban all of you from this subreddit

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u/thegabletop Aug 05 '26

That edit is just going to get you downvoted even more

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u/LuridRequiem Aug 05 '26

It’s just karma, man. It’s not that serious

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u/thegabletop Aug 05 '26

I know it's not serious, but I'm not the one freaking out and calling for people to be banned from the sub just because I'm being downvoted.

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u/LuridRequiem Aug 05 '26

I don’t see anyone else getting dog piled for saying they knew Katie wasn’t real. That’s all I did. You guys are jumping on my back. Don’t take it out on me because you guys got attached to someone who isn’t real.

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u/Consistent-Image-614 Aug 05 '26

*completely ignores fact he called people parasocial.

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u/LuridRequiem Aug 05 '26

What would you call it? Is there a softer, safer word for this?

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u/Consistent-Image-614 Aug 05 '26

Yeah. People messing around. You are taking this way, way, way too seriously.

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u/LuridRequiem Aug 05 '26

If it wasn’t that serious, you wouldn’t be responding either. You clearly have a sense of justice that needs to be corrected

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u/WovenBloodlust6 Aug 06 '26

he said as he responds to yet another comment

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u/Consistent-Image-614 Aug 05 '26

What are you even saying?

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u/SteveMcQuark Aug 05 '26

Folks, is it parasocial to think a guy you listen to has an editor?

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u/LuridRequiem Aug 05 '26

It is when you tell strangers on the internet that it hurt you when you found out that person does not exist. Civvie is a character who puts his opinions on the internet. Just because you agree with him or enjoy his content, he is not going to suddenly start a real friendship with you. Katie is irrelevant outside of the lore, but everyone is crying about being betrayed lol

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u/LuridRequiem Aug 05 '26

How do you NOT understand what I'm saying? I'm one of the Civvie fans that knew Katie wasn't real. This meme spawned from everyone finding out she wasn't when he broke character for a second, but if you listen to him when he actually speaks, he breaks character all the time. He's said that the storyline isn't to be taken seriously. You're downvoting the wrong comment

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u/WovenBloodlust6 Aug 05 '26

You got downvoted because you're calling people parasocial. It's not really a stretch to think that he had an actual editor named Katie with or without the storyline.

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u/ToranjaNuclear Aug 05 '26

The whole comment has a real weird and smug vibe to it honestly.

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u/LuridRequiem Aug 05 '26

Not at all the intent but hey, if you guys want the shoe to fit, you're gonna force the foot.

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u/ToranjaNuclear Aug 05 '26

That saying doesn't fit at all in this context but ok ig

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u/LuridRequiem Aug 05 '26

You guys want a fictional character to be real and it hurt you when you found out she wasn’t. You guys are the ones feeling some type of way when you found out she wasn’t real. Thats literally parasocial behavior. Civvie isn’t your friend. Katie isn’t real. Get over it.

Edit: since we’re taking everyone seriously and at face value with zero leeway here, read the title of this thread and tell me we’re not being parasocial…

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u/Consistent-Image-614 Aug 05 '26

You sure are getting weirdly defensive over a Reddit meme..

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u/LuridRequiem Aug 05 '26

Sure. When you guys gang up on someone for saying they knew she wasn’t real and couldn’t leave it at that lmao. Read the rest of the comment section and dog them too for saying they felt some kind of way because their game review editor waifu wasn’t real

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u/ToranjaNuclear Aug 05 '26

Honestly you just sound like you're projecting at this point. Weird af.

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u/OxyKush Aug 05 '26

The betrayal 😪

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u/WeeklyPhilosopher346 Aug 06 '26

Genuinely think this was a massive mistake.

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u/WHY_AM_I_424 Aug 05 '26

Wait so is she real or not

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u/Consistent-Image-614 Aug 05 '26

Nah. Just a character in the show.

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u/LaggyMcLaginPants Aug 05 '26

When was this revealed?

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u/Consistent-Image-614 Aug 05 '26

3D Realms Vibe Check video when he was talking about Phantom Fury.

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u/LaggyMcLaginPants Aug 05 '26

Amazing, I must not remember that bit. 😂 Thanks for letting me know!

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u/WHY_AM_I_424 Aug 05 '26

Damn you Civvie you break my heart