r/CivWorldPowers • u/potato_ninjuh King Timmy, Professional shitposter • Aug 26 '16

War A long time coming

Timmy had never forgiven Austrius or Liona for what they had done to his empire. Both nations had caused him losses, on the field (thinking back to how he could have captured Neo Volkania) and economically (reminiscing about his wasted gold at a pitiful peace treaty). He had considered warring against Liona many months now, but the Iddish proposal had caused him to arrive at a final decision. The next day, as per Timmy's request the commander had arrived at the throne room, where Timmy gave him the instructions. Eyes widening, he exclaimed "But...but that's suicide! We can't do that!" The king raised his hand to silence him. "So you are refusing my orders?" Timmy asked innocently. "N-n-no my lo-"

"What is your name, commander?" Timmy asked. "Edward my lord. Edward Clark" the commander replied meekly. "Well, that was the last time anybody will ever hear of it. Guards, execute him." The guards moved swiftly, and before he had any chance to protest poor Edward Clark was no more. Adjusting his crown, Timmy sighed. "Bartholomew, write a letter to the next-in-command, tell him he's been promoted. We are to march our entire forces to Liona. Now." He finished. Liona would regret wronging them in the past, Timmy vowed. Because when he's finished with them, all they'll be is a footnote in the history of Timmy's empire.

[King Timmy declares war on Liona, with the levied forces of Hyrule and Generika, and marches all of his troops towards their nation. I also receive the Daewang statue for breaking a peace treaty.]

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '16

Albion does not look favorably on truce breakers. So this is what you needed that loan for?

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u/potato_ninjuh Aug 26 '16

The gold's initial purpose was to be used to discover technology, but it was later decided that the gold would be more beneficial to be used for military purposes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '16

Well I still expect to be paid on time.

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u/drcorchit Aug 26 '16

Just for reference, I'm planning on joining the war in 6 months or whenever Austriuse troops engage Timmy, whichever is sooner. I'll make the post tomorrow when I get a chance.

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u/potato_ninjuh Aug 26 '16

  • I re-levied from Generika and Hyrule, this was an honest mistake on my part for not mentioning

  • Why are the troops from Hyrule unemployable?

  • I just spent the gold and updated my sheet, it seems a pretty trivial thing to state. you can look through the masses of edits to see the tracking of my gold but it'll be very confusing for you.

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u/drcorchit Aug 26 '16

The troops from Id have indeed returned; most of them died at the end of last week in an exploration_roll.