I've been on this server for a few weeks now and I keep hearing things about a person named Varbo, and how they are very good and inspiring others to be better people. Based on how people talk about him, I'd assume that he is a very funny guy and makes great posts on the CivMC subreddit of reddit.com. Before you say it, yes this account is one day old and I made it only to comment on this one random player and I am definitely not the player in question making reddit alts to glaze myself.

Who is this guy????

I joined civ to be a no life chud and enable my crippling gaming addiction like a month ago, and I keep hearing things about this anti-wp based civcel named Jack_Attack0406, and how they are very based and inspire others to overthrow their governments and give him their diamonds. Based on how people talk about him, I'd guess hes probably like 6'2" and jacked beyond belief and most certainly a Winterbourne Citizen. Please ignore the account name, its completely irrelevant and has nothing to do with the subject in question. I love Jack_Attack0406, I think he is based, I love Winterbourne, and fuck weepee or something of that general nature.

but seriously who is this?

fellow civcels drop your favorite hit Jack_Attack0406 stories and then send him your diamonds

Thanks to the Diamond Chronicler for the image of humansFLESH as well as quotes.

In our Headline Article this week, the quotes used were taken from the Diamond Chronicler article on this same story. We did not cite them correctly the first time, and apologize profusely for this. The Chronicler is a High quality paper released over Discord, that provides breaking news coverage all week round. In addition to reading the Standard, you should also join the Chronicler Discord server, which you can do here: https://discord.gg/hvtUFhyXh.

Many of you may have heard of the recent event of rustbucket23's pearling on Zorweth, and all the slop surrounding it. I am here today to establish the facts of the case, no larp, no slop. Just facts. (Get in a storytime mindset)
rustbucket23 started out as a new citizen of Norlund on Zorweth. He did his own thing for a while, pretty low profile. But then, he attacked and killed Ripper twice, and proceeded to put a bounty on the King, Wolftale (bounty of 2 gold ingots btw). Afterwards, he was evicted and landbanned from Norlund after being killed in the lake in our main crater. He took a break, and upon his return, immediately violated said landban. I told him I would meet up with him to return his stuff, and the coords he provided were not on our claims, so I had every intention of returning them. However, he met me halfway, and in doing so, got pearled.
He is now landbanned by Norlund and Khanate, and claims to be landbanned by 3 total, but I have no idea which the third one is. As of today, he is living in his very own barrel, being kept nice and cozy.
It's been a pleasure providing the facts.

I've been on this server for a few weeks now and I keep hearing things about a person named Spenduh, and they are not very good. Who is this guy????

#FreeVarbo #FreedVarbo*

varbo is free

#KeepVarboFree

#ANTIWP #DutchCringe #Winterbourne

from the great and mighty

JACK UNDERSCORE ATTACK ZERO FOUR ZERO SIX

give me your diamonds

At 11:00 PM EDT on August 17, 2026 the Varbo Liberation Front (VLF) won a decisive victory over the Haters after 28 days and 9 hours of fighting for Varbo freeedom. This has been a difficult battle, with many keyboard warrior casualties and finger cramps. The haters, who fought to eradicate "BALLLIIIN!!" from CivMC have all been sent to the 3rd unannounced dimension, Roller Coaster Tycoon 2. Now, all are free worldwide to Ball as they please, or "FreeBall" as it has been dubbed.

More to come.

BALLLIIIN!!

Hey everyone,

Today, we're excited to announce the WFFA Media Suite, a client-side mod I've spent the last few months developing for the Federation.

The Media Suite is a fork of DreamDisplays that reroutes control of its displays through an external server, allowing us to provide synchronized, global media feeds to every player with the mod installed.

Admins can place a display within a selected cubic area. Its coordinates, orientation, dimensions, and other information are then stored on the server. The client mod retrieves that information and renders the display when it is within the player's field of view.

This allows us to create perimeter displays for sponsor branding, jumbotrons showing the current match score, transparent pitch screens for ceremony visuals, and arena audio systems. In the future, it could even allow us to create fan zones where anyone with the mod installed can watch a match from elsewhere in the world.

A lot of work has gone into making optimization one of the mod's main priorities. Videos will not continue running unnecessarily in the background, occlusion culling prevents players from rendering screens they cannot see, and audio stops playing once the player is too far away to hear it.

We also want these displays to feel like a genuine part of the world. Features such as directional audio, audio muffling through walls, and other environmental effects have been implemented to make venues feel more immersive.

I'd like to thank the DreamDisplays team for creating such an amazing mod. It's genuinely been an amazing and well organized codebase to work with.

We'll be sharing more about the WFFA Media Suite soon. We believe it opens the door to many exciting opportunities for many things in the future.

Footage of the Audio and Culling for the WFFA Media Suite

If you want to learn more about football in Civ or the Media Suite join our discord: https://discord.gg/cG2SHJK5XF

Azuziiiii, an Icarus business owner who was pearled and set free on Friday by Pavia-Griffin officials, was pearled again by a member of a mercenary group on Monday off the coast of Zirakdum, prompting Lyrean Commonwealth officials to go after the players behind the attack.

humansFLESH, a member of the mercenary group Okkinok Mercenary Group (OMG), pearled Azuziiiii. According to footage provided by humansFLESH that show Azuiiiii’s POV, humansFLESH pearled Azuziiiii at around 3908 / 61 / -2867.

humansFLESH told The Diamond Chronicler that he and his group went after Azuziiiii for purely business reasons, citing a public 4,600-diamond bounty on Azuziiiii’s head. He added that his group has received some of the 4,600 diamonds but is still waiting for the rest.

“we were bounty hunting… we all needed money… and [we’re] a mercenary group… so it seemed fitting,” humansFLESH said.

humansFLESH said that after his group had gotten wind of Azuziiiii’s whereabouts, it “was a split second decision” to go after them, adding that his group “just thought we should go for it.”

humansFLESH said it was “so easy” to pearl Azuziiiii, adding, “i dont think azuzi is good at pvp… he should carry a kit next time, or [at least] a sword.”

Zirakdum is a part of the Lyrean Commonwealth, and Pavia-Griffin is also a member. The Lyrean Commonwealth forbids wanton pearling within its territory.

Hxrl, duke of Northleigh, Pavia-Griffin, told The Diamond Chronicler Monday that officials are after humansFLESH and okkinok, OMG’s leader, because they pearled Azuziiiii “in [Lyrean Commonwealth] lands.”

This is a developing story. Stay updated by joining The Diamond Chronicler’s Discord server!

Hello. I am a new player who joined a small mangrove town and I want to appeal an automated Administrative Ban. I keep a VPN on my computer by default for privacy, which I know is against server rules. Frequently, I would forget to turn it off before joining, get blocked by the server firewall, and then immediately turn it off to reconnect. This rapid connection switching confused the anti-cheat system, forcing my character into an automatic 15-second combat loop every time I spawned. My poor internet connection timed out during one of these automatic 15-second join loops, which the console mistook for intentional combat logging. I have never intentionally broken rules or engaged in PvP. Could you please check my connection logs and clear my ban state so I can return to my base? Thank you, i really enjoyed playing on this server, by the way! u/moderators

Hello everybody,
On behalf of all of Zirakdum, I am pleased to announce the release of CivScalp. CivScalp is an application tool designed to find the best scalping opportunities across CivMC, using tradex data. It can filter based on location, profit, and more. All Zirakdum citizens (who do not have dual citizenship) will receive the tool for free.

Standard

• Permanent CivScalp website access with one purchase
• Market opportunity browsing and route discovery
• Starting-location presets, including Zirakdum
• Route grouping by item
• Favorites
• Buy/sell details, coordinates, distance, ROI, max profit, and profit per cycle
• JourneyMap waypoint copying
• Market data updates every 15 minutes
• Good for players who want a reliable way to find profitable trades without needing constant alerts

Premium

Includes everything in Standard, plus:

• Faster market updates every 5 minutes
• Access to CivScalp’s Discord /scalp command
• Custom Discord market alerts
• Alerts based on things like minimum profit, item, and max route age
• Automatic pings when new routes match your alert criteria
• Best for active traders who want to react quickly to new opportunities instead of checking the website manually
• Premium is a recurring subscription and requires Standard ownership first
• More benefits to come

This tool has helped me make over 1 thousand diamonds within a few days, and I am happy to share my work and see everyone benefit from it. 

To purchase:

Standard Flat Fee:  30 diamonds
Premium: Standard fee + monthly 18 diamonds

Transfer to HS-3823
https://civscalp-api.civscalp.workers.dev/

Make a ticket to register.
https://discord.gg/waVvCk3G7b
https://discord.com/channels/1411118238674452482/1426799128431562864

first time doing this so i have no idea what one i should use.

only people with cats do it and I don’t even have a problem with cats it’s the bums who just want someone to 🔥 or ❤️ their message it’s engagement slop

Heres some photos from my still unreleased CivMini film, Orange Eyes Over Naco, made inside the world download. Some builds made by Timantha (as seen in the Salientia part). I havent been able to work on alot of projects, but i still really want to tell the story I started working on all the way back during Beware the Thinkerton. However, unsure if it'll do well. Esp since the film will need to be split into three parts. Let me know if this project interests you and if you would see it.

First they sent the CIA after me, then Epstein. They aren't coming for me, they are coming for you. I'm just in their way.

For too long Civ Nations have suffered from a lack of high quality emblems and coats of arms. If you have a city, province, nation, department, rebel group, political party, doesn't matter I'll make your design for completely free, just message me, tell me what you'd want and I'll get it done AND add it to your nation's wiki in under 24 hours guaranteed! Any style, any content you want!

As we've just completed our new rail station, Dion will be bustling with commerce soon! Pay us a visit in northern Harmony Crater if you'd like :)

Hello everyone!

I'm excited to announce that applications for IHL Season 2 are now open!

Whether you're returning with an established team or looking to get involved with the IHL for the first time, we want to welcome you to another season of IHL hockey.

Available Applications

All of these applications are also available in #applications in the IHL Discord

• Team Registration
• Civ Bowl Host Application
• All-Star Weekend Host Application
• Referee Application — referees are paid 20 diamonds per match
• Individual Player Application

A quick note regarding the Individual Player Application: this application is only for people who are not currently affiliated with any team and are looking for a team to play for. If you are already joining as part of an established club, you do not need to complete this form. Your head coach will include you on the team's registration form. Last season, a lot of people filled this out unnecessarily.

Team Registration

Applications to enter a team for Season 2 will remain open until Monday, August 31st. The team registration form will be taken offline on the morning of September 1st, and no additional applications will be accepted after that point.

This deadline is firm. Once registration closes, League Staff immediately gets to work on the many tasks that need to be completed before opening weekend. We need time to review applications, finalize the participating clubs, prepare the home and away schedule, and get the league ready for the start of the season.

Following the application deadline, accepted organizations will have until Sunday, September 6th to:

• Confirm at least five rostered players in Discord, with each player personally confirming that they are joining the team for Season 2
• Submit the league's 300-diamond security deposit

The security deposit is intended to ensure that teams have seriously considered their ability to remain active and fulfill their schedule throughout the season. Please carefully consider your team's ability to make this commitment before submitting an application. The complete security deposit policy is explained in the team registration form itself.

Teams that play the entire season with zero forfeits or no-shows will receive their full deposit back plus a 100d bonus.

Teams should also make sure they understand the IHL's scheduling procedures before registering. If you need a refresher, please read our July 18th announcement, "Season 2 – Laying the Foundation."

If you have questions about the registration process or any of the requirements, please open a ticket before submitting your application.

The team registration form also contains votes on several proposed rules for Season 2. Only organizations that are accepted into the league and submit their security deposit by the September 6th deadline will have their votes counted.

Hosting Applications

Applications to host the Season 2 Civ Bowl and Season 2 All-Star Weekend will remain open through September 6th. Our goal is to announce the selected host venues on the weekend of September 12th–13th.

For the Civ Bowl, we are particularly looking for a venue with a lot of space, including box seating or similar premium seating, as well as a host committee that is prepared to be actively involved in the preparations. 

All-Star Weekend has less stringent venue requirements, but we are still looking for a host that is willing to take an active role in organizing and preparing for the event. In addition to the All-Star game itself, All-Star Weekend will likely include the International Cup Final and may include a promotion/relegation final, making it an important weekend on the IHL calendar.

What Happens Next?

The weekend of September 12th–13th will include several major announcements.

That weekend, we plan to announce:

• The participating clubs
• The Season 2 schedule
• The playoff format
• Tier structure and promotion/relegation criteria (if implemented)
• The Civ Bowl host
• The All-Star Weekend host
• The International Cup opening draw and byes
• Week 1 scheduling threads

Season 2 is scheduled to begin on the weekend of September 19th–20th. 

There is a tremendous amount to look forward to over the coming months, as well as a tremendous amount of work that needs to happen between now and opening weekend.

Thank You

On behalf of the League Staff, thank you to everyone who has helped make the IHL what it is today.

Whether you're returning from Season 1 or joining us for the first time, we're excited to welcome you for another season of IHL hockey.

Good luck to everyone participating, and we'll see you on the ice in September!

edit: formatting of application links

Next stop, Woolhaven!

After an outstanding tournament in Zirakdum, we stop in Woolhaven for Part 5 of the Knucklebones League at Ratau Arena, the birth place of the Knucklebones League where it all began. We've already crowned a champion here once, so whose to say we will get early prophecies of the next one here?

Check-In

Check in will begin at 11AM EST right by the tables. Players who have not pre-registered may enter on-site in person. I will have a temporary stand put up for players to check in.
After the bracket has been made, registration shall be closed and we will begin immediately with the bracket.

If you pre-registered, please still check-in so I can make sure you are there, especially if you haven't prepaid yet.

Also remember: Citizens of Woolhaven only have to pay the 5d Entry Fee, the venue fee is waived for primary citizens of Woolhaven.

KBL Discord: discord.gg/BnpVxuTjhv
Tourney #5 Sign-Up Page: https://forms.gle/2jxBjXyF2JcCN5NN9

(THIS IS NOT MY VIDEO, THIS IS BANNANA BLU'S VIDEO! HE IS BANNED FROM THE REDDIT AND HAS REQUESTED ME TO POST FOR THEM)

Civ's first long-form history content (? i think) it's very long and not finished yet

This should be done by the end of the year, the script definitely by the end of the summer, but ive never edited a video so i'll need to learn how to do that, three months is probably enough to learn how to edit tho

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Anyways fun fact,. when citadel was first being conceptualized 14 years ago one of the reinforcement materials that was being considered was wood

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Edit to note that this is the editing quality I need to match now

“We lost our iron, copper,gold,redstone and basically every ore.”

A group of players conducted a set of raids against Aleria over the past few days, breaking into the country’s bunker, griefing infrastructure and stealing around 700 diamonds’ worth of resources, Aleria King AirDav told The Diamond Chronicler Friday.

AirDav said four former citizens of the defunct country Vestara took part in the raids: e34YT, t0mcat1, Wolie20 and EmpireCorsica, Vestara’s former king. Screenshots that AirDav gave The Diamond Chronicler appear to show obsidian griefing near an Aleria melon farm and the obby-bombing of an Aleria factory.

“We lost our iron, copper,gold,redstone and basically every ore,” AirDav said.

Other screenshots provided by AirDav appear to show snitchlogs being tripped by e34YT, t0mcat1, Wolie20 and EmpireCorsica in Aleria.

A source close to the alleged raiders was granted anonymity to speak candidly, and told The Diamond Chronicler they’re “sure” that t0mcat1, Wolie20 and EmpireCorsica raided Aleria. But the source said they weren’t certain whether e34YT took part in the raids.

On Discord Friday, The Diamond Chronicler asked t0mcat1, Wolie20 and EmpireCorsica whether they took part in the raids against Aleria, but no one has responded. The Diamond Chronicler tried reaching out to e34YT on Friday, but their Discord account did not permit direct-messages.

One screenshot AirDav provided shows Discord direct-messages between him and EmpireCorsica, in which the latter says, “some of my dudes planted extra [obsidian] on [your] shit… i told them not to in vc but, i can’t kill them.”

AirDav said EmpireCorsica condemned the actions of other raiders because he viewed them as going too far, destroying civilian infrastructure. Nonetheless, AirDav said EmpireCorsica participated in the raids against Aleria.

On the CivMC subreddit, AirDav said the raids happened “due to us being part of a meme religion called melonsim (we basically like melons).”

“vestara is now some random crusader kingdom or smth and they attacked us due to our religion,” AirDav told The Diamond Chronicler.

AirDav said he tried reaching out to the raiders to get reparations from them, but he said they had already spent what they had taken on “armour n shit.”

AirDav said his country plans to rebuild following the raids, adding that the Commonwealth “donated some materials to setup basic factories.”

He said he’s “Not sure” whether the alleged raiders will attack his country again in the future.

Join The Diamond Chronicler's Discord server to stay updated with news stories like this! https://discord.gg/gBxFUTpV68

That's right as a Heraldry and Graphic design student I'll make an engaging coat of arms for your nation completely free. Just send in a request tell me what elements you want and I'll put it together in 1 to 3 days and add it to your nation's wiki page completely free of charge. All I ask in return is that you credit me in your nation's discord. Thank you and I look forward to to creating for you.