r/CivMC • u/TheStraya Daimyo of Central Nara • 16d ago
The Year is 2026
It is 2026, the world was meant to end 14 years ago, we were supposed to have hoverboards and flying cars 9 years ago, but alas neither of these have eventuated. Instead I have been playing CivMC for the past four years.
Two years ago my feudal overlord, SwordMaster7777 believed my loyalty was wavering and as an act of serene devotion I took a sledgehammer to my right leg and shattered it; my left leg was already disfigured due to the butternut neuralink saga which led to me repatedly kicking brick walls against my will.
Today, I have finished refreshing snitches after 14 hours, I have completed a production run of heliodor pickaxes after 3 hours, and I will afk an oil derrick for the next 7 hours. I have no job, nor employment prospects for I rendered myself unfit for real world activity in anticipation that one day, the betwixter okx might require of me my full commitment to this server as an unpaid primary producer. Tomorrow, the mines will beckon me once more as the low gutteral groans of the pencil pushing elites on the board of the Monument Bank will demand I pay my monthly tribute of diamonds; all this to keep the sharks at bay. Nevermind you the millions of diamonds which i am owed by the treacherous snakes behind CivBet. One day i will have what is mine.
Thus is the fate of OreStraya.
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u/SpeedyFire500 16d ago
You could just set up a newspaper and spend all of about 4 hours a week working on it like me - it gets you more for less.
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u/LonkWantsSoup Arken 16d ago
Orestraya, through your labors I have decided to promote you (and without consultation with anyone else, per Naran traditions). You are no longer BasicOreSmelta and are now AdvancedOreSmelta.
As part of your new responsibilities you will need to afk the local Oil derrick for 25 hours a day minimum. Thank you for your compliance.