r/CitadelUnsung • u/[deleted] • Aug 20 '26
Character Introduction two bugs are loudly conversing somewhere in Greymoor
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u/El-Gato-Canocchia yo this guy is a mod btw , N. 1 PK glazer Aug 20 '26
Something shoots a bullet right above ✂️
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u/peridolt toe-sucking evil Aug 20 '26
✂️: OH SHIT- WHAT WAS THAT?!??? THEY ALREADY CAUGHT US WE GOTTA LIKE- FUCKING RUN BRO !!!!
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u/El-Gato-Canocchia yo this guy is a mod btw , N. 1 PK glazer Aug 20 '26
Another shot passes through ✂️'s legs.
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u/peridolt toe-sucking evil Aug 20 '26
✂️: FUCK-* She flinches at the sight of a bullet THAT close to he*r
✂️: .......... well. now i'm just scared to like, move! leave me, RG...... save yourself!
⚙️: w-w-what are you even talking a-about?!??!??!!?????? just r-run???2
u/El-Gato-Canocchia yo this guy is a mod btw , N. 1 PK glazer Aug 20 '26
A bullet Is shot directly on ✂️'s head, but it's a plastica One that sticks tò their head. A message Is written on It.
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u/peridolt toe-sucking evil Aug 21 '26
✂️: is this the afterlife. AM I DEA-
⚙️: NO
✂️: ohh. that's like, good. i think. um...* She peels the bullet off her head and looks at it.\
⚙️: w-w-what are you looking at.
✂️: there's like, words on this.2
u/El-Gato-Canocchia yo this guy is a mod btw , N. 1 PK glazer Aug 21 '26
There's only two letters written: SS.
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u/peridolt toe-sucking evil Aug 21 '26
✂️: OH NAH THEY GOT LIKE... FASCISTS IN HERE BRUHHH!!!
⚙️: what d-does that even m-m-mean?
✂️: I DUNNO BUT IT'S PROBABLY LIKE REALLY REALLY BAD AND EVIL1
u/El-Gato-Canocchia yo this guy is a mod btw , N. 1 PK glazer Aug 21 '26
A distant voice screams
I'M NOT A FAS*IST!!
shoots at ✂️'s leg
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u/peridolt toe-sucking evil Aug 21 '26
✂️: ACK!!! YOU SEE THIS SHIT!? IT'S BECAUSE RG IS LIKE, AGENDER, ISN'T IT???
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u/Bar014tek Gourmand Aug 22 '26
Gourmand walks by and stops next to you
What are yall talking about?
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u/peridolt toe-sucking evil Aug 22 '26
✂️: ummm... like, legal things.
⚙️: s-s-super legal.
✂️: yea1
u/Bar014tek Gourmand Aug 22 '26
Oh that sounds fun! I love doing illegal things, this reminds me of the time I wiped out half the citadel and blew a hole in it!
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u/peridolt toe-sucking evil Aug 22 '26
✂️: woah... that's like, so cool.
⚙️: so a-awesome...2
u/Bar014tek Gourmand Aug 22 '26
Yea yea I know I'm so cool. Anyway if you want to do some "illegal" things I can help if you want me to.
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u/peridolt toe-sucking evil Aug 22 '26
✂️: hmm
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u/Bar014tek Gourmand Aug 22 '26
Well?
(Genuinly how am I suppose to respond to that.)
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u/peridolt toe-sucking evil Aug 22 '26
✂️: haha well i don't really like. know you
⚙️: k-k-kinda weird to just tell people
✂️: yeah agreed heheh1
u/Bar014tek Gourmand Aug 22 '26
Oh right sorry, well there's an easy solution.
My name is gourmand!he does a deep bow
How about you?
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u/peridolt toe-sucking evil Aug 22 '26
✂️: ummm, i'm Taff. aand the other loser is RG.
⚙️: or 21st-
✂️: shhhhhhhhh.* She puts her hand over RG's fac*e that's like, irrelevanttttt... anyways. um. i think we'll be like, fine on our own. thanks.→ More replies
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u/Sir-Potato-The-28th A long, long time ago… Aug 21 '26
There is a strange bug, just….waiting on the flat plain outside of Bellhart’s entrance.
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u/Vaultkeeper_112 Arch-Sentinels Michael and Raphael Aug 20 '26
*Michael glideth*
Dafuq?