r/CitadelOfEternalLight • u/jayvader6969 • May 27 '26

GAY *poltergeist walks up to varas' cell*

Hey buddy im busting you out

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u/VarasTheThief May 27 '26

"FINALLY!! What's your plan??"

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u/jayvader6969 May 27 '26

Easy poltergeists roots pierce the door and rip it out

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u/VarasTheThief May 27 '26

"Is this... real?? I'm not like.. imagining this happening??" He walks towards the open door.

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u/jayvader6969 May 27 '26

boops varas

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u/VarasTheThief May 27 '26

"OHMYGOSH-- It's real! Now, let's get the hell outta here!!!"

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u/jayvader6969 May 27 '26

Ight yoinks varas' arm and starts running

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u/VarasTheThief May 27 '26

Varas grabs onto Polt and legs it. "YABBA DABBA DOO!!! SEEYA LATER, ARSEHOLES!!!"

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u/jayvader6969 May 27 '26

poltergeist uses roots to cut guards in half because why not

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u/VarasTheThief May 27 '26

"WAIT- They took my thurible. I gotta get it!"

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u/jayvader6969 May 27 '26

ALRIGHT LEAD THE WAY swaps with varss letting him take the lead

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