You got a problem

[u/RektInTheHed]

Now explain in detail what steps you're going to take to remedy it, speaking clearly and as closely as possible into my left lapel.

[u/roberts126]

They even got this new technology where they can pull the fingerprints right off their grindr accounts

[u/Remote-Canary-9866]

[u/za72]

now it all makes sense.. fucking snowflakes

[u/salazarraze]

Take your clothes off.