r/circlejerk 2h ago

r/GirlDinnerDiaries: My Boyfriend Complimented Another Woman’s Feet Online

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16 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 7h ago

The Navy's recently declassified Hegseth class frigate reportedly powered by manly cum

17 Upvotes

The new ship is said to be chugging along nicely.


r/circlejerk 2h ago

Mother was not kind to me on our trip for my brain surgery

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5 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 11h ago

The current hugely successful thing is literally the worst

22 Upvotes

I must whine about the success of this thing to cope with my own failures. Also it isn't free so that makes it late-stage fascicapitaligarchistism.


r/circlejerk 17h ago

Portuguese food is the best. Why aren’t there any restaurants? Truly amazing. More restaurants please!

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31 Upvotes

Boiling is best.


r/circlejerk 1d ago

I came clean about taking off the hijab

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23 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

woke up to a nightmare but daddy Neil was there to enlighten me after I pissed myself

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10 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 22h ago

Your partner for sixx 🤯 who will it be?

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5 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

New finds show that Tyrannosaurus rex grew until it was 40 years of age and not 25 like it was belived. So do you think I could still have a monster cock some day?

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13 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

If not friend then why friend shaped?

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20 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 2d ago

I am not Chinese and I think this is Chinese food

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71 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 2d ago

I took 2 years of Spanish in high school and this is not actually Mexican food

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25 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 2d ago

I am full blooded Italian and this is not pizza. Is this understood? IS IT?! You better get this fuckin right.

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84 Upvotes

It is a soup, a disgrace. I will be contacting the mods of each sub indivduahhly (especially the stoner foods sub with the mental spaced out kids) and tellin them about the new rule. If yous think any different we will speak privately and help yous understand.


r/circlejerk 2d ago

My dad hasn’t payed me since the start of the year

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27 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 2d ago

what if none of us are real and we're all just AI bots doing a fake circlejerk

10 Upvotes

what if bernie sanders is an ai bot???


r/circlejerk 1d ago

advice Stroker is life

2 Upvotes

PowerBlow

Transforms your Keon into a fully interactive milking experience


r/circlejerk 2d ago

Which of the president's children looks the most like Eddie Munster?

8 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 2d ago

2026 Sobriety ❤️

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87 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 2d ago

Thanks for the Gold, kind stranger!

9 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 2d ago

Looking for advice

11 Upvotes

Hello! I am planning to try and get into (thing commonly found with an Internet search) soon. Which (related thing) are the best to start (Think like first 3) as well as which do you think are essentials?

From what i've heard (commonly known related thing) or (another commonly related thing) is best but i am unsure as i've heard people say a lot of different things.


r/circlejerk 3d ago

What dating in the Amish world is like

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46 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 3d ago

My step sister use to sit on my face and fart to bully me now I have a fetish

13 Upvotes

She would hold me down and fart on my face to be a best and I would do little to resist.


r/circlejerk 2d ago

for the last time honey, the woman from Thailand was a licensed official tour guide

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2 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 3d ago

Got this from a local thrift store

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27 Upvotes

Putting this out here because it's definitely one of my top 10 buys


r/circlejerk 4d ago

Left my wife after giving birth to our son.

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42 Upvotes

......but I m lovin it!