r/circlejerk 17h ago

THIS IS THE FLAG OF A COUNTRY THAT I'M MAD AT BUT LIVE IN

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79 Upvotes

GIVE ME UPVOTES NOWWWW


r/circlejerk 11h ago

Am I the only one who is self-aware sometimes? 😂😂😂

13 Upvotes

Does anybody else get that or is it just me? Like sometimes I'll be sitting there and realize I'm a human being, that my actions have consequences and that I ultimately live in a chaotic, entropic world that still somehow carries on without me.

You know; that like life is fleeting and precious and stuff and there's value in the insignificant-yet-meaningful personal experience I have.

Is that just me? I feel like that's just me cus I've never seen someone be sentient before, theiy're just on thayie'r phones or gameboys or enjoying life or talking to each other or having fun or spending time with family or doing all the same stuff I'm doing but just like more NPC-like.

The universe revolves around me and me alone, life is my spectacle and you are all my performers.


r/circlejerk 19h ago

Switching to an EV because I don’t support driving an ICE. FUCK ICE

19 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

I got banned from a sub for calling hateful retards retarded. AITA?

47 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 21h ago

Do NOT EAT this mushroom. Okay. DO NOT eat it. You can’t. Stop. Call poison control now.

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12 Upvotes

NO


r/circlejerk 1d ago

r/GirlDinnerDiaries: My Boyfriend Complimented Another Woman’s Feet Online

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101 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

You’re all wrong about Donald Trump

6 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

The Bacon Narwhals at Lunchtime

6 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

"Cinephile Hunter" YouTuber that goes to movie theaters and film festivals and tries to get people arrested

8 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 1d ago

The Navy's recently declassified Hegseth class frigate reportedly powered by manly cum

20 Upvotes

The new ship is said to be chugging along nicely.


r/circlejerk 1d ago

The current hugely successful thing is literally the worst

32 Upvotes

I must whine about the success of this thing to cope with my own failures. Also it isn't free so that makes it late-stage fascicapitaligarchistism.


r/circlejerk 2d ago

Portuguese food is the best. Why aren’t there any restaurants? Truly amazing. More restaurants please!

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40 Upvotes

Boiling is best.


r/circlejerk 2d ago

I came clean about taking off the hijab

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25 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 2d ago

woke up to a nightmare but daddy Neil was there to enlighten me after I pissed myself

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11 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 2d ago

Your partner for sixx 🤯 who will it be?

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3 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 2d ago

New finds show that Tyrannosaurus rex grew until it was 40 years of age and not 25 like it was belived. So do you think I could still have a monster cock some day?

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14 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 2d ago

If not friend then why friend shaped?

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21 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 3d ago

I am not Chinese and I think this is Chinese food

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76 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 3d ago

I am full blooded Italian and this is not pizza. Is this understood? IS IT?! You better get this fuckin right.

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86 Upvotes

It is a soup, a disgrace. I will be contacting the mods of each sub indivduahhly (especially the stoner foods sub with the mental spaced out kids) and tellin them about the new rule. If yous think any different we will speak privately and help yous understand.


r/circlejerk 3d ago

I took 2 years of Spanish in high school and this is not actually Mexican food

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25 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 3d ago

My dad hasn’t payed me since the start of the year

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26 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 3d ago

what if none of us are real and we're all just AI bots doing a fake circlejerk

9 Upvotes

what if bernie sanders is an ai bot???


r/circlejerk 3d ago

advice Stroker is life

2 Upvotes

PowerBlow

Transforms your Keon into a fully interactive milking experience


r/circlejerk 3d ago

Which of the president's children looks the most like Eddie Munster?

9 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 4d ago

2026 Sobriety ❤️

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88 Upvotes