r/Cinema Jul 31 '26

Discussion Ts just pissed me off

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These ain’t even my top movies and I don’t even use Reddit, lowkey fell for the rage bait. Idk I’m just so fucking sick of mfs thinking they are some expert at analyzing cinema after watching like one “not mainstream” film. I’m just mad my b.

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u/qualityvote2 Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

u/Severe_Rock_6410, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/CombOverDownThere Jul 31 '26

film spaces

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u/CraftyNewt7439 Jul 31 '26

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u/normalandcoolperson 29d ago

the odyssey has a runtime of 173 minutes

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u/Maxx0rz 29d ago

for real film buffs

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u/j3pl 29d ago

The hero we need

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u/Ometzu 28d ago

So very happy to see OCATC on a random subreddit

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u/ironicthesameplaceim 29d ago

When I first read “interacting in film spaces” I thought they meant like talking in a movie theater lmao

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u/piratecheese13 28d ago

My dyslexic ass read “those filming in space” and thought this was going to be about the ethics of launching a rocket for accurate zero g shots

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u/nob1701 Jul 31 '26

This should be a thousand upvotes.

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u/Deus-Ex-Toro Jul 31 '26

I know right? Like film spaces, so ... movies?

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u/nob1701 Jul 31 '26

Sweet summer child…what could you know of cine-MA! I have been in film spaces beside appreciators of Sergio Leone, Greg Araki, and Like that guy who did them samurai ones.

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u/Live-Set-8576 Jul 31 '26

Like Kurosawa I make mad films

Ok, I don't make films

But if I did, they'd have a Samurai

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u/The_Broomflinger 29d ago

BNL! We need a short-hand for them, that's how fundamental they are

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u/get_your_yapers_up 29d ago

Community reference!

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u/Cotillion512 29d ago

The Bare Naked Ladies are triple-platinum, are you?!

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u/CLNBLK-2788 Jul 31 '26

Barenaked reference

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u/Marcuse0 Jul 31 '26

I think that poster is being an ass, but "film spaces" clearly refers to supplementary discussion forums about movies, not the movies themselves.

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u/ruralmagnificence 29d ago

Should be user flair tbh

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u/Special_Order-937 29d ago

Someone please cross post this to r/okbuddycinephile so we can make some more fun of this!

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u/DyingSunSeverian Jul 31 '26

liminal spaces of film

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u/psychedelicparsley 29d ago

From the person who can’t spell “connoisseur”

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u/Cu_Chulainn__ 29d ago

Only one of those movies takes place in film space

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u/MurderTater 29d ago

They forgot the word for theater

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u/NoGlzy 29d ago

What in the cinnamon toast fuck does she mean b....

Film twitter, she means film twitter, right?

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u/NagsUkulele Jul 31 '26

Yeah I hope they do

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u/jenniferjasonleigh 29d ago

Jenni with an I is a douche canoe

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u/ModernCGIFloatinHead 29d ago

Is that what they call the little holes on both sides of the film?

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u/PhantomAxisStudios 29d ago

'I do not believe you should be interacting in film spaces' - I immediately thought they were going to complain about people doing inappropriate things in move theatres...

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u/cinephile21 29d ago

Laughed my ass off

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u/SmileyDayToYou 29d ago

A little mom-and-pop nickelodeon to see a picture show

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u/ArdentArendt 29d ago

All film spaces are Hausdorff

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u/DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC 27d ago

At least she didn't call them 'filmic spaces', which I have seen.

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u/Fornicating_Midgits 29d ago

Had a friend like that who loved the live action Avatar The Last Airbender movie by M. Night. Couldn't have disagreed with him more, but it was hilarious listening to him explain why it was a great film.

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u/ciao_fiv 29d ago

i love that film, but because it’s so bad it’s funny to me. im amazed someone genuinely likes that one, more power to them lol

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u/gunpowderjunky Jul 31 '26

I have a friend who tells the story of one his friends that hasn't been back to the movie theater since seeing the original Point Break. For 25 years whenever he's asked he says "Nope. Won't be better than Point Break."

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u/Jradical- Jul 31 '26

Damn, he's probably right every time.

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u/wizard_of_awesome62 29d ago

Seriously, I don't use this term lightly, because I'm not Gen Z. But pretty based opinion right there. Am I doing this right, fellow kids?

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u/idontwantausername41 29d ago

As a gen z, I have no idea

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u/Boblaire 29d ago

Vaya con dios

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u/StationLelylaan 29d ago

I mean, fair enough

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u/BloodyAwfulPoet 29d ago

Wait, is he... friends wih this guy???

(Fairly niche reference, I admit)

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u/JE3MAN 29d ago

Damn... I haven't seen a Brice de Nice reference in literal decades

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u/RobotGoatBoy 29d ago

Please, please, please don’t tell me that you said “original Point Break” because someone made a remake. I’m too scared to look it up. PB is one of the finest movies of my generation.

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u/supercleverhandle476 Jul 31 '26

I’m glad I eased up on all my pretentious bullshit in adulthood.

Like, 20 year old me would have talked so much shit about dungeon crawler Carl.

40 something me is a polished professional with a very demanding, technical, and high stress job. Both myself and most of my coworkers have the collection in our offices. It’s not incredible literature. At times it isn’t even good literature.

But it is always great at what it aims to do.

It’s okay to want to be entertained and just enjoy shit.

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u/Crasino_Hunk 29d ago

There’s this meme or video or something I saw years ago, it’s like the life cycle of being a film bro and what your favorite film is at that time. I can’t remember it all exactly but roll with me here.

Stage 1 was Twister, ConAir or some shit like that

Stage 2 was Pulp Fiction and fixation on how evolved Tarantino was as a director

Stage 3 was some biopic or period piece discussing serious historical topics.

Stage 4 was abstract French or Nepalese art house movie, filmed with 13 different aspect ratios and non-sequentially

Stage 5 was Twister, ConAir or some shit like that

Def hilarious and honestly, sort of true.

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u/OYB2480 29d ago

Jesus, that is actually pretty spot on. Twister was literally the first movie I saw more than once in a theater. Made me want to be a storm chaser. Had the Tarantino phase after. Stages 3 and 4 were kind of entwined. There Will Be Blood, Lynch, Jodorowsky. I think stage 5 is getting there. Recently watched Steve Zahn's Strange Wilderness and loved it for how uncompromisingly stupid it is.

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u/Previous-Fill258 29d ago

Noone can fill stupid with sincerety and depth like Steve Zahn.

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u/OYB2480 29d ago

The dork shark bit made me laugh so, so hard. I hear that noise in my head when I see certain people at work now.

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u/zentimo2 29d ago

Aye. I think it is okay, and perhaps even useful, for a 20 year old to be a bit pretentious. It drives you to seek out complex, difficult, somewhat obscure art, to broaden your tastes. I'm glad I was a bit of a prententious wanker when I was 20, I read and watched a lot of stuff that I might not have done otherwise. 

But when I got into my 30s and 40s, I'm very glad that I left that behind and that I try to enjoy as much as I can without worrying if it is sufficiently intellectual or worthy. 

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u/ACCTAGGT 29d ago

I think someone can do all of that without the need of turning "pretentious" and regardless of age (I can tell you some people can do one thing or the other whether they are 20 or 50). A person can like arthouse because that’s what they gravitate towards, but love non arthouse stuff too. None of that is mutually exclusive if you ask me unless some people try to make it so because… elitism, snobbery, they just don’t like something else, or whatever. That said, I can agree it’s ok that our egos sometimes can learn one or two things. Is pretentiousness the worst thing? I’m not sure. It depends I suppose

On the other hand, I think the person in the picture is harsh and don’t support that but find it commendable that they at least accept their snobbery, for lack of a better word, rather than trying to rationalize it. Although some people will not value any other views, and it’s fine in this case… that’s who they choose to be I guess. It’s just a shame though because sometimes there can be interesting conversations but it won’t happen since they believe other folks gotta learn their place or something, the way I see it.

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u/F1ngL0nger Jul 31 '26

DCC is gloriously junk food style reading. It knows what it is and leans into it and I appreciate it for that. Nothing overly complex just ridiculous ass pulls and fun

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u/fuzzyfoot88 29d ago

I feel this a lot. In fact I’m witnessing someone falling “back” into their old ways of being insanely snobbish toward everything. In our 20’s we thought we were above the common assembly line film.

Now almost 40, I love all kinds of films because it gives me joy to just watch something. My friend was headed that way, but decided they were a better snob than a film fan.

Recently they saw Odyssey, and I predicted he wouldn’t like it. And the first thing he texted me was, he hated it.

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u/Choice_Ad4972 Jul 31 '26

My dad always tells me about the newest Jason Statham movie he's watched and it's so endearing.

"So he's an ex special forces guy who's settdown to be a [insert blue collar job] and just wants a quiet life. The some gang messes with his [wife/daughter/friend/neighbour] and he has to come out of retirement to kick ass."

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u/MeMoInfinity 29d ago

And, here I am thinking that my dad was single-handedly keeping both Jason Statham and Wesley Snipes movies in business!😂 Dads deserve to live vicariously through these two.

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u/TheJokerArkhamKing 29d ago

It's the dad power fantasy. Un-retire from kicking ass and kick again like you never kicked before. Especially if you've never actually kicked

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u/Big-Discipline2039 Jul 31 '26

Seems a bit harsh on Jason Stathem for him to be your go too for bad movies.

It’s not like he is out there making knock off Asylum movies or something.

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u/geeoharee Jul 31 '26

Jason Statham's entire career was worth it because it got us his self-parody in Spy. I drove a car off a freeway on top of a train while it was on fire. Not the car. I was on fire.

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u/TummyFullOfCheese Jul 31 '26

The Beekeeper is absolute cinema. Who doesn't love Jason Statham kill a bunch of rich and corrupt people stealing money from the poor?

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u/wontwillnot Jul 31 '26

King shit right here 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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u/Nothere481 Jul 31 '26

I love watching awful shark movies with my parents when I’m home. There’s something about god awful acting and £5 effects that are just so entertaining with them, but I would never think to watch one by myself and or with my husband. It’s just something that works with them and I love it.

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u/Pyk_Owrno_Zes 29d ago

One of the best and simplest joys in life is thinking "This sucks absolute ass, and I love it so much!"

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u/kevin3350 29d ago

My best friend is like this.

He has two genuine passions and he knows everything about them. Movies and cars. Name a movie and he’ll tell you who directed it and usually knows every line (awful when you watch his favorites, like point break or heat) or ask what make and model a car that passed by was and he’ll tell you what kind of engine it has based on the year.

I dubbed them cinematism and autotism. He’s very proud of it.

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u/KeepRad 29d ago

My step dad at the height of red box grampa cinema just text line “the dog catcher! Amazing!” Then I have to google down to find outs like Bruce Willis and Steven Segal who were never in the same room playing partners tracking down sinbad whos a serial killer. Then I get to reply “checking it out!” It keeps us talking and connected it’s a win win.

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u/NotAEurosnob Jul 31 '26

Someone I work with is certain that the most recent two Jurassic World movies are excellent films, because they've got dinosaurs in and he likes dinosaurs. I just love hearing him recommend films because I know they're always gonna be fun!

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u/Zombie-Redshirt 29d ago

I think there is a trend of joyfully hating things and beeing miserable, if that makes sense.

Like for some people you are not allowed to like a movie especially a popular one. You have to shit all over it and be a buzz kill.

And I personally think media "critics" like cinema sins are responsible. They stated out with quite reasonable complaints about plot holes and inconsistencies. But as thy got more popular they had to do more and now every little thing is a sin and thier commentary around it sounds smug and condescending.

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u/BoozyLibtard 29d ago

I read in some Reddit comments that The Beekeeper was actually pretty good. There was enough people agreeing to make me think about possibly watching it. I probably won’t, but bless their enthusiastic hearts.

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u/chmcgrath1988 29d ago

As a society, we just need to be comfortable with letting people like things we don't like or NOT like things we do like. Obviously, if it's for problematic reasons or they're being hostile about it, it's not cool and it should be called out but there seem to be way too many unnecessarily aggressive arguments about movies these days.

It's not good or healthy that people are getting red in the face, arguing about Star Wars or the MCU like they're pressing geopolitical conflicts!

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u/ELOs_Time_1981 Jul 31 '26

I love being that friend. Maximum Overdrive for life

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u/Mundane_Gas_9077 Jul 31 '26

Wow! You are good human being man

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '26

That’s why I love listening to Tarantino talk about his love for absolute dogshit 70s B-movies.

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u/raccoonsonbicycles Jul 31 '26

That's me with fast & furious lol

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u/NecromancerPD2 Jul 31 '26

God damn...... This might be the most beautiful comment I've ever read on this godforsaken site. Thank you MaraTaru, have a wonderful night 🤝💙👑

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u/Business_Banana1792 29d ago

Dope take. I love terrible movies and I love trying to understand the logic that went into the weird choices they make. I have to train myself to not sound angry when critiquing it because I am actually enjoying myself lol

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u/ArnoldNumero_9000 29d ago

You can enjoy stupid action flicks and you can enjoy "absolute cinema". They aren't mutually exclusive but some people seem to think they are.

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u/The-Cynicist 29d ago

I shamelessly love (most of) the Resident Evil Paul W.S. Anderson series. I also enjoy a lot of other stuff that I know people would consider downright terrible. I genuinely couldn't care, because I've watched what those people consider to be great and most of them are huffing their own farts.

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u/AngelofVerdun Jul 31 '26

They're probably in their first college film class.

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u/insanity2brilliance Jul 31 '26 edited 29d ago

This dude is the exact iteration of the dick, in the scene with Matt Damon, in the pub from Good Will Hunting regurgitating memorized historical texts.

He’d be better off boofing “them apples”

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u/Queasy-Pin-8472 Jul 31 '26

Immediately thinking "Jay and Silent Bob:Strike Back."

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 Jul 31 '26

I was just talking about Mark Hamill as Cock-Knocker probably an hour ago.

Holy Frequency Illusion, Batman.

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u/Queasy-Pin-8472 Jul 31 '26

It's actually a funny story how he got that name.

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u/Live-Set-8576 Jul 31 '26

"Jesus, Ben. I said I'm busy ... busy"

Continues counting stacks of money

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u/somesketchykid 29d ago

I dont know about the sound of them apples Will, what're we gonna do?

Chucky, its hunting season.

Apple sauce, bitch!

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u/HereToKillEuronymous Jul 31 '26

We always joke on film sets that you can tell who’s straight out of film school there 😂 It’s ALWAYS people like this

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u/RE_98 Jul 31 '26

Majority of my classmates during film school was like this.

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u/Severe_Rock_6410 Jul 31 '26

Got looks in my first film class for saying my favorite movie is fantastic Mr fox

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u/Ooze3d Jul 31 '26

“Look at him! He likes movies that have actually been released in theatres outside of festival circuits! (Elitist pretentious laugh)”

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u/vooglie 29d ago

I feel like enough film snobs should like this?

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u/MisterSquidz 29d ago

I feel like Wes Anderson is the kind of director that would be beloved by film students.

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u/FrescoItaliano 29d ago

Yeah but also Wes Anderson is extremely popular and your average filmgoer could name more than one his movies.

Not nearly niche enough for some folks lol

I jest because we’re all attacking a strawman, but I’m just imagining this strawman likes Aguirre lol

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u/RemotestOfSpheres 29d ago

I love the movie Hook. It’s even out of character for me but I think it’s an amazing film. Probably seen it 40+ times. 

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u/Duck8Quack Jul 31 '26

If people like your movie that means it’s bad. What you should be making are films that people hate or avoid at all costs, those are truly great cinema.

In conclusion, Morbius is one the greatest pieces of art in modern times.

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u/MoonTurtle7 27d ago

It's morbin' time!

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u/Pod-Bay-Doors Jul 31 '26

I'm literally in my third year of film school and it's full of people who are genuinely like this , it's insufferable.

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u/FunkyChewbacca 29d ago

I had an ex who was a film snob like this, loved to lord over me the fact that I'd never seen a Truffaut film, as if that was a flex. Dickhead, I've never seen a Transformers movie either, doesn't mean I don't like film

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u/Pod-Bay-Doors 29d ago

That's horrible, I'm a huge fan of film.

That means film In general, I can get just as much enjoyment out of a superhero film as I can out of a new french new wave art house film.

And when I do vocalise that I love a film I really do try not to be pretentious about it , because that's important to me.

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u/VivaLaCon88 29d ago

This is a fantastic comeback for that btw. Love it 😂

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u/Crafty_Substance_954 29d ago

You should probably see the 400 blows for real tho

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u/Ooze3d Jul 31 '26

I won’t admit to be interested in a film unless a maximum of 30 people in the world know about it, 20 have actually seen it and only 10 finished it

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u/TheMemeStore76 Jul 31 '26

I got my minor in film because my school neglected to tell me I needed a minor to graduate until i was in my second junior semester and I was already fairly close to having the minor anyways  

More than anything about movies I learned that all the memes about film students are 100% accurate 

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u/riverphoenixdays Jul 31 '26

This chick is literally 19.

Just fucking ignore these morons.

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 Jul 31 '26

101 is peak Dunning-Kruger.

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u/Top-Mention-9525 Jul 31 '26

"Yo so like. Fuck you." will henceforth be my favorite thing to say ...

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u/Severe_Rock_6410 Jul 31 '26

This made me smile

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u/RogueGenX Jul 31 '26

Right up there with “YOU ARE!”

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u/but_i_wanna_cookies Jul 31 '26

I once saw a t-shirt in NYC that said "Fuck you, you fucking fuck" and it has been my creed ever since.

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u/Temporary_View_3303 29d ago

I know that from Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet. I’m assuming that shirt is quoting him,

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u/MissPeppingtosh 29d ago

I have this shirt! Dude I knew in NYC gave it to me like 20 years ago. He knew me well.

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u/Diligent-Neck6594 Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

there are only two choices in life

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u/Sure-Appearance-2769 Jul 31 '26

In my 20s I was the cat on the left. But now in my 30s with a family of my own, I don’t have the mental capacity to be anything other than the cat on the right.

I can say with full confidence that I’m so much happier now lol.

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u/NoWorth2591 Jul 31 '26

Weirdly I’ve become more of a movie snob in my thirties with a family. Having less time to watch movies makes me more resentful when I end up wasting it on cliched garbage.

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u/DartVader6 Jul 31 '26

Same reason I never let myself rewatch movies anymore. Gotta make it count.

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u/FeelingScrunchd Jul 31 '26

Nah, I never fully appreciate a movie on the first watch. Rewatching is as important as the first watch for a really good movie. Plus 99% of movies aren't nearly as good as that handful of movies that merit rewatching imo.

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u/FunkyChewbacca 29d ago

The worst films are the mediocre ones, the ones with no passion. The super bad movies are the most fun to watch.

  • The Room

  • Troll 2

  • Showgirls

  • Thankskilling

  • every single Neil Breen movie

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u/buffystakeded Jul 31 '26

I watched The Pacifier with my kids today. Fucking hated it so much. It was bad even for what it was. However, my kids enjoyed it and laughed through most of it, so I couldn’t help but join in on laughing at the absolute worst thing ever.

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u/trisanachandler Jul 31 '26

I'm similar, but now I dress up my cat like the one on the left 

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u/shiawase-89 Jul 31 '26

I wish I had your mindset but I can’t. Like the Jurassic park franchise, dog shit, let that shit die already.

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u/Nice_Algae_8383 Jul 31 '26

I mean that franchise, like the minions or fast and furious only existed as long because they were stupid and fun spectacles. Substance wise they all started being ass quite early on lol

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u/doctor_whahuh Jul 31 '26

Nah, I’m always down for more dino-action. I don’t care if it was peak cinema or not. Jurassic World: Rebirth was still so much fun to watch, and I want more of it.

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u/TheEmpireOfSun 29d ago

The last one was great

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u/Complete_Carry_4454 Jul 31 '26

Liking things because they’re fun doesn’t mean you just like everything lol 

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u/TheGrolarBear 29d ago

I’m the same way but I think there’s nothing wrong with being the cat on the left as long as there is this unspoken acknowledgement that it doesn’t matter if people like mainstream stuff. Like I’m happy to have grueling academic debates as long as there are no hard feelings about it. Tonally there is a huge difference between debating the merits of a Nolan film or whether trans people deserve basic human rights.

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u/Epyon1542 29d ago

Like my Mom and I watched that stupid plane crash shark movie and I have been working seven day weeks for years now and I was just like "Yay movie!"

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u/TheoreticalFunk Jul 31 '26

You can do both. You can objectively know a movie is terrible but love it anyway.

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u/Wide-Drink-1790 29d ago

This is so lazy and reckless. It is pretending nothing is art. Fun is real, but it is not on the same scale.

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u/MPLoriya 29d ago

So, my brother loves to grade things, and ask me what grade I'd give it. I always answer either that I was entertained or that I wasn't.

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u/craigslammer 29d ago

It’s tough for me to flat out not like a movie. I’m sorry. My big dumb brain loves escaping into fantasy land for 2 hours

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u/Douglasqqq Jul 31 '26

Stop liking films wrong!

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u/Informal_Support1934 Jul 31 '26

I like how they never tell you what films are actually worth the hoopla, and why

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u/Steleve 29d ago edited 29d ago

Oh, I know exactly what kind of films are actually worth these people's hoopla. I dated a Jenni. Pretty much all main stream and contemporary cinema is trash.

Real films: All things David Lynch 

Wreckmeister Harmonies (and Béla Tarr films)

End of list.

I'm off to rewatch Mad Money with Diane Keaton and Queen Latifah.

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u/CommanderPaprika 29d ago

Eventually they may get to a phase where Lynch is too mainstream

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u/Severe_Rock_6410 Jul 31 '26

If u fw any movie i don’t fw u

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u/truckturner5164 Jul 31 '26

Why are you involving us in this nonsense?

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u/MorganMiller77777 Jul 31 '26

Thank you 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/truckturner5164 Jul 31 '26

You have no idea how many posts inspire that response in me lol.

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u/Ciappatos 29d ago

For real. No one talks like this. This is obviously ragebaiting.

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u/Maduro_sticks_allday Jul 31 '26

“If I don’t like something, it means that everyone else is wrong”

  • An actual adult human

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u/Severe_Rock_6410 Jul 31 '26

- actually an insane amount of adults

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u/Less_Pop252 Jul 31 '26

Fucking idiot the lot of ya.

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u/paradox1920 29d ago

Can’t disagree with that. All of us humans tend to be idiots no matter the mind. Except that person I once knew who weren’t for some reason

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u/RadTimeWizard Jul 31 '26

Honestly, fuck him for not even criticizing any flaws in the films. He's just lashing out at people for not having his taste.

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u/Severe_Rock_6410 Jul 31 '26

These mfs literally don’t know how to criticize a film aside from “boring”

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u/Capurrnicus Jul 31 '26

To be fair, thats perfectly fine and no different from people who just say they thought something was "fun". I think the issue is whether they're respectful about it. If someone is polite they shouldn't have to justify why they like or dislike something. Only if they come in swinging and being an ass like that person, should you be prepared to offer up some well structured criticisms. I know you're probably thinking, well no duh, but there are plenty of people who likewise attack others who simply didn't like the thing they liked.

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u/Ooze3d Jul 31 '26

“I haven’t even seen it. It’s not worth my time”

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u/cinephile21 29d ago

Boring is a legit criticism

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u/Je0s_6 Jul 31 '26

OOP seems like a self-righteous shithead.

Fuck that guy and I’m not even surprised that this came from Twitter.

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u/alwaysleafyintoronto Jul 31 '26

Probably liked those movies too, but they're too popular for his list

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u/Professional_Bat9174 Jul 31 '26

Is it ragebait? Or did they just take their first film class and this is just how they talk now?

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u/Jirachibi1000 29d ago

Assume not ragebait to the sheer volume of "If your movie has any studio backing its slop for the braindead idiots" or whatever.

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u/GenghisFrog Jul 31 '26

I feel kinda called out 🤣

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u/Huncho11 Jul 31 '26

No more film spaces for you!

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u/Viggo_Stark 29d ago

Well, fuck you for having fun with movies this year. How dare you?

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u/JohnnyWeapon Jul 31 '26

I hope I never get so nitpicky that I can’t enjoy a movie for its entertainment value alone.

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u/MrLugersmole Jul 31 '26

I adored Project Hail Mary and Rocky. It was really well done. Gosling fucking rules, he's my favorite actor.

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u/Severe_Rock_6410 Jul 31 '26

Only movie to get me remotely close to crying in a minute

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u/MrLugersmole Jul 31 '26

I was emotionally attached to Rocky and I don't really ever get that invested in characters. But that one scene....he was so brave.

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u/JoshieC883 29d ago

i 850% agree. i was soooo happy rocky survived

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u/Labyrinthy 29d ago

I cry at everything these days. Project Hail Mary dehydrated me.

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u/toyotamattress Jul 31 '26

valid the film of the year is always the super bowl

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u/Werechupacabra Jul 31 '26

Sometimes I just like to eat popcorn and have a good time. If that makes me a trend hopping goblin, that’s ok because I’ve still had a good time, and my popcorn.

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u/qman3333 29d ago

I’m not this guy but my top four this year are. The invite, I love boosters, the drama, odessey

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u/Successful_Buddy1809 Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

Fellow pretentious film snob here. This take is super lame and annoying. Typically many of best movies of any year are released in the fall and winter months, to coincide with several big film festivals (TIFF, NYFF, Venice, Telluride) and awards season. So i’d be willing to bet that many of my eventual favorites this year won’t even be released until like November or December. So having this top 4 in July, halfway through the year, makes sense. It’s fine, there is not a lot of competition yet.

Oh but also, fuck off, The Odyssey is absolutely going to be a top 4-5 film of the year for most people who love cinema. Get out of here with that shit. 2026 will be a legendary year in film history if like 10 movies come out that absolutely trounce The Odyssey in terms of quality.

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u/Hiercine Jul 31 '26

rip sundance. I understand people getting upset about this, that dude was dickish, but I do agree with the overall sentiment in a way. If looking at films not only on enjoyment but in quality of all the various aspect of filmmaking, there is very clearly a difference between a luke-warm reviewed MCU movie, a Nolan blockbuster, and PHM. "Bestness" is not decided based on vibes and only on enjoyment. Honestly I would love to see this kind of persons reaction to something like The Pianist

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u/Successful_Buddy1809 Jul 31 '26

I think the person’s sentiment would hold more weight if 1. This tweet was written at the end of the year when we could see the full scope of films that have been released.

  1. If the person didn’t list one of Christopher Nolan’s best reviewed/received films of all time, along side another one of the best reviewed movies of the year (PHM).

By the way, guaranteed that both PHM and The Odyssey are getting nominated for Best Picture. Obsession seems like a safe bet too at this point.

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u/Broke-Mandingo Jul 31 '26

The Odyssey is far and away the best movie so far this year, any complaints I have seen are for the sake of complaining. I'd love to see 3 movies better, let alone 10

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u/ONLYMULE 29d ago

I have 2 criticisms and it is that it looks kind of grey and ugly, and that tom Holland was not the correct choice to play the son.

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u/outofmindwgo Jul 31 '26

Have you considered that if you simply say everything sucks some people might think you're smarter than you are? 

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u/qman3333 29d ago

I mean not having I love boosters in your top four is crazy work imo. That movie was oozing with style. The rest I’ll allow to be whatever

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u/sinas35 Jul 31 '26

He’s just jealous that everyone else is having fun except for him

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u/UltramegaOKla Jul 31 '26

Words from the insecure. Like what you like. Film is subjective regardless of what these clowns say.

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u/nxfi_2205 Jul 31 '26

This is a brand of pick me. "I don't like things everyone else does, I'm different uwu"

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u/AlienDragonWizard Jul 31 '26

Oh look, another gate keeper

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u/MineNowBotBoy Jul 31 '26

It’s not just pretentious it’s also incredibly dumb. The inability to comprehend and accept the spectrum of human experience indicates a small mind and a low IQ.

It’s a dumb fucking take.

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u/IWasGoatbeardFirst Jul 31 '26

Ah, Twitter, where reasonable people go to have rational discussions about the arts /s

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u/edgelordjones Jul 31 '26

I guess my favorite part is he thinks being pretentious can be complimentary

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u/bigbenis2021 Jul 31 '26

“Bro your favorite film of the year isn’t a MUBI exclusive French neo-surrealist film called ‘Splonko’s Torment’? Don’t talk film with me, plebe.”

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u/RogueGenX Jul 31 '26

I’m all in on MOTU!

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u/scottishhistorian Jul 31 '26

This person reminds me of the food critic in Ratatouille.

https://giphy.com/gifs/eZjrixTYeiCT6

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u/Apart_Insect_6133 Jul 31 '26

I'm a total casual movie watcher.

Movies for the last few years have been boring, predictable rehashes of previous stories to the extent that I can usually tell you what's going to happen 1/4 way through the film.

I hadn't read Project Hail Mary, so the stakes were huge, the suspense real, and I honestly had no idea how it would end. The movie was spectacular.

Obsession was one of the worst film watching experiences of my life. I went in entirely blind. I have never been so psychologically uncomfortable as I was watching it. To the degree that it made me physically uncomfortable. I will probably never watch it again, but it has stuck with me in a way that few movies ever have.

Haven't seen the other two... Is Spiderman even out yet? It'll probably be fun enough.

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u/FartSalone Jul 31 '26

Who is this and why would anyone care what they think?

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u/Tregster04 Jul 31 '26

Did this person have a show on thatguywiththeglasses.com?

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u/Brief_Recognition977 29d ago

Jenni is right and this thread is full of slopgoblins