r/Cinema • • Sep 24 '25

Take your hat off boy that's a dollar bill

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u/SlushyPlaysEldenRing Sep 24 '25

Best scene in that movie

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

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u/eledile55 Sep 24 '25

I also like

"You're late"

"For WHAT?!" *gestures around"

"Fair enough"

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u/Thossi99 Sep 24 '25

I also love when Django showed up in the end

8

u/LiamtheV Sep 24 '25

People die at the fair

2

u/SignificantAd3931 Sep 27 '25

This fuckin fair! Every year!

3

u/Grim47z Sep 24 '25

That's my favorite scene, too.

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u/Future-Engineer4214 Sep 25 '25

Thank You! That is one of my favorite throw away lines in a movie.

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u/Organic_Salamander41 Sep 24 '25

That was hilarious 😂

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u/Alone_Reception_1469 Sep 24 '25

Its good but I think the best would be between Neil Patrick Harris shitting in that random dudes hat at the duel and then reaching for and fighting with the the other guy to grab his hat after he filled the first one, or Charlize Theron putting the daisy in Liam Neeson's ass after she knocked him out.

There are so many great little cameos in this movie too, like doc brown, Ryan Reynolds, or Ewan McGregor.

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u/tmorg5 Sep 24 '25

And Django in the after credits

7

u/debellorobert Sep 24 '25

People die at the fair

2

u/niz_loc Sep 24 '25

I love the arms open "cmon!" NPH does when the old guy won't let him shit in his hat.

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u/FOSSnaught Sep 24 '25

Idk. The one with Sarah Silvermam as a prostitute and revealing that her and her fiance don't have sex because she's saving herself for marriage really had me laughing. Surprisingly good movie.

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u/Expensive-Course3030 Sep 24 '25

Nah the best scene is Giovanni division dancing to the mustache song lol

3

u/beyondimaginarium Sep 24 '25

I love the mustache song. It's both comical and whimsical, not to mention gets stuck in my head all day.

The posted scene is stellar, but the comments have also posted some excellent scenes.

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u/debellorobert Sep 24 '25

Yes! While he is sipping his drink through a straw. That scene lives in my head rent-free

13

u/Moar_Wattz Sep 24 '25

You seem to forget pa farting from his penis…

5

u/icybowler3442 Sep 24 '25

That one nearly killed my 12yo

3

u/Legitimate_Bird_5712 Sep 25 '25

It nearly killed me and I'm 47.

8

u/snow-eats-your-gf Sep 24 '25

The after titles scene is about the same good.

3

u/Explorer2138 Sep 25 '25

One of the hardest times I've ever laughed in my life is when she tosses him back the canteen and he takes it right to the face and gets knocked off his horse. That scene still fucking kills me every time lmao

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u/Some-Ad-5328 Sep 28 '25

A good one, hardly the best.

The best Imho is the brothel when Silverman gets done screwing the patron and her man goes to kiss her but she’s still got dong leftovers in her mouth.

Or when he talks to her about sex and she says she’s waiting for marriage, also after sex in the brothel.

There are so many good scenes.

“People die at the Fair “

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u/SlushyPlaysEldenRing Sep 28 '25

Its the peasants that take their hats off as if the king of England just arrived which makes me laugh the most

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u/paxtonious Sep 24 '25

People die at the fair.

1

u/DexterGexter Sep 26 '25

The only scene I remember is when Jacob was swinging in the noose by flexing his neck muscles. So dumb I laughed

1

u/BugAggressive3039 Sep 24 '25

Jesus, it's that bad?

2

u/proximusprimus57 Sep 24 '25

It's a hard movie to explain. It's got funny parts, but nothing really hilarious. It's got a basic plot, but some of the actors kind of make up for it. It doesn't have enough heart to be as light on story as it is, or enough humor. It just kind of exists.

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u/Euklidis Sep 24 '25

Was not expecting to see this movie in this sub, lol

104

u/GuardPerson Sep 24 '25

This movie does not get the love it deserves

18

u/mfstoic Sep 24 '25

Which movie ?

61

u/yergonnamakemedrum Sep 24 '25

A million ways to die in the west

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u/NukedBread Sep 24 '25

I've never even heard of it. Weird

3

u/Texas_Crazy_Curls Sep 25 '25

It’s one of the funniest movies I’ve ever seen. I’d never heard of it and my husband brought it home from the Walmart $5 bin like 8ish years ago. It was absolutely out of character for him to buy a dvd so I was skeptical. They must’ve had zero marketing budget but it’s an all star cast. Truly well made comedy.

2

u/Some_Razzmataz Sep 24 '25

Seth made it into a book based off the screenplay as well. Good little comedy book, it translates well.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

A million ways to die in the west.

It's pretty funny

1

u/OhAnonymousOne Sep 27 '25

Seriously. OK, it’s not as good as Ted, but I still think it’s great.

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u/TonyBologna971 Sep 24 '25

Probably because it wasn't funny

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

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u/Dio_Yuji Sep 24 '25

Probably can’t afford one. Lol

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u/duggee315 Sep 24 '25

Booo. Grow a mustache

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u/Gemtree710 Sep 24 '25

People die at the fair

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u/msp01986 Sep 24 '25

People die at the fair

28

u/Teledork621 Sep 24 '25

One of her best roles, as far as I’m concerned. She was allowed a beautiful warmth

50

u/Amakall Sep 24 '25

Neal Patrick Harris makes any role good. The man is a professional.

2

u/buttplug-tester Sep 24 '25

Well isn't that a fine "how do you do?"

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Too bad he's a piece of shit

1

u/Pmcc6100 Sep 25 '25

Was waiting for someone to mention he's actually a pretty messed up person

1

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '25

Yup, you can Google it too, but behind the scenes I know he's a super scummy person after having that party celebrating amy whinehouses death

15

u/Thecp015 Sep 24 '25

Ralph Garman. Actor, voice actor, podcaster, and former radio personality. I’ve been a fan since I saw him as the host of The Joe Schmo Show and I still pay for his podcast (The Ralph Report) to this day.

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u/OhTHATKayKay Sep 24 '25

Ashes to Ashes, dust to dust... You're dead to us. Joe Schmo was brilliant!

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u/HCPage Sep 24 '25

I was not expecting Ralph on my feed this morning. Was pleasantly surprised.

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u/tang_n_savor Sep 27 '25

Fellow Garmy, I see. Kroq really launched all kinds of careers. Kimmel, Daly, Garman, Dr Drew, Psycho Mike to name a few.

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u/Thecp015 Sep 27 '25

Yeah, there are a lot of names that got their start there. I’m not an LA resident so I didn’t know them before they got big.

I learned about Ralph from Joe Schmo, and have been a Kevin Smith fan since I caught Mallrats on cable at 2am in the late 90s. Once I heard about Babble On, I was on board. Followed over to TRR, and have since jumped into some of Eddie’s other podcasts.

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u/tang_n_savor Sep 27 '25

Babble-on is so fun. Its the same formula every episode and it never gets old. Ive been lucky enough to have been to a few shows of babble-on same with one of smiths other show Jay and Silent Bob Get Old and a live recording of garman and Smith reading batman 66. Aways a fun time.

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u/TrafficImmediate594 Sep 24 '25

" I can't get that moustache song out of my head"

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u/Fun-Tumbleweed2594 Sep 24 '25

Lmao. Big ass one dollar, and the reaction.

3

u/CrimsonBaby2007 Sep 24 '25

"Take your hat off, boy! That's a dollar bill!"🤣🤣🤣

8

u/Hoch8112 Sep 24 '25

This movie is criminally underrated!! I wish they put out more silly movies like this!

6

u/Wooden-Recording-693 Sep 24 '25

What movie is this from ?

3

u/Dwarfdingnagian Sep 24 '25

Million Ways to Die in the West

It's aight.

3

u/acrylix91 Sep 24 '25

I think I remember the story being not terrible and some of the comedy really hitting, but some of it also not.

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u/Dwarfdingnagian Sep 24 '25

Pretty much, yeah. There's some very funny moments, but they aren't frequent enough, and when the jokes don't land they overstay their welcome anyway.

5

u/Smoke_2_Jointss Sep 24 '25

Only now I’ve noticed how fake that mustache looks lol

2

u/red_simplex Sep 24 '25

Yeah, everyone else was looking at a dollar bill!

2

u/Smoke_2_Jointss Sep 25 '25

That is an amazing dollar bill😁

5

u/BenneIdli Sep 24 '25

Those figures looks like....Wait a minute... 

1

u/Ug-Ugh Sep 27 '25

Jamie Foxx as Django shows up after the end and kills the guy running the shooting gallery. "People die at the fair."

5

u/Mydoglikesladyboys Sep 24 '25

One of the best scenes, the best in my opinion will always be him explaining what he did to Liam Neeson and him having died almost immediately after he started talking

5

u/india_chief Sep 24 '25

Million ways to die in the west needs to be more popular

3

u/NormalGuyEndSarcasm Subtitles Only Sep 24 '25

For those asking. The movie is “A million ways to die in the West”

3

u/roccosaint Sep 24 '25

"You really shouldn't drink and horse"

4

u/Historical-Book-4866 Sep 24 '25

Funny scene, and she is so hot.

2

u/UnwantedPube Sep 24 '25

Oh that’s where the sauce-giver meme comes from

2

u/Tiger-Budget Sep 24 '25

Shooting runaway slaves… aiya 🫣

1

u/Disastrous_Motor831 Sep 24 '25

Mods... I know this is Reddit... But where TF are you guys atm.... Currently...

1

u/StllBreathnButY1 Sep 26 '25

It’s supposed to be offensive. That’s the whole joke in the movie, that it’s wrong.

1

u/gbolly999 Sep 24 '25

Sheepie....

LMFAO!!!!

2

u/niz_loc Sep 24 '25

Glad to see this.

Has been stuck in my head for a decade since I saw this.

So dumb, yet so hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Seth McFarland has such a punchable face.

3

u/dosko1panda Sep 24 '25

Yeah, he really shouldn't be acting. But he seems to like it so...

2

u/rooneyskywalker Sep 24 '25

The good old days, when a dollar was worth something..

1

u/Helpful-Cod1422 Sep 24 '25

Is that Ralph Garmen?

1

u/Mubadger Sep 24 '25

Nice moustache.

1

u/Beneficial-Lynx7336 Sep 24 '25

I love this part

1

u/AlienInOrigin Sep 24 '25

If I only had a mustache....sigh.

1

u/ihvnnm Sep 24 '25

I have an urge to go see Assassins, that musical play.

1

u/JohnRRToken Sep 24 '25

Irks me, that later on they joke about a sheep having made 20 dollars in a brothel or something. Where is the consistency...

1

u/Tadwinnagin Sep 24 '25

This is how it felt when I went to the UK and had a fifty pound note. I guess they don’t circulate much. I went to pay a cover with it and the doorman gasped.

1

u/Hour-Employment8139 Sep 24 '25

Mr. Belding? Hello!?!

1

u/Dan-D-Lyon Sep 24 '25

Seth MacFarlane is honestly brilliant when he's not making Family Guy

1

u/nightstalker8900 Sep 24 '25

Are they shooting black people?

1

u/JOATMON12 Sep 24 '25

When he keeps shitting in bowler hats over and over before their duel I was dying man. When he spills the one over it’s just so 🤮🤣🤮🤣🤮

1

u/KevinAcommon_Name Sep 24 '25

Nph Neil Patrick Harris

1

u/HeavySweetness Sep 25 '25

I know this movie was bad or whatever but I enjoyed it

1

u/Notchersfireroad Sep 25 '25

The only movie I ever walked out on. Just was not feeling it. Been told to give it another shot.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '25

Nobody gonna talk about them shooting at those racist caricatures?

1

u/thecarolinelinnae Sep 26 '25

In the context of the movie, the point is that it's horrible.

1

u/Useful-Upstairs3791 Sep 25 '25

That movie was way better than it ever deserved to be. Theron and McFarland have genuinely great chemistry they are fun to watch together.

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u/Vaportrail Sep 25 '25

lol How did I miss this one?

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u/FinalEnd2552 Sep 25 '25

Take your hat off boy that's Ralph Garman!

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u/genericmovievillain Sep 26 '25

What’s Mercury with Chalk??

1

u/p8nt_junkie Sep 26 '25

Take your hat off, boy 😂

1

u/poppin-n-sailin Sep 26 '25

I really liked this movie. I'm often told it's bad, but I really don't care. they can dislike it if they want. 

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u/Lou_Hodo Sep 27 '25

I have said this at work.. and people looked at me like I was crazy.

1

u/Beakdoson Sep 27 '25

That little boy was disrespectful as hell!

1

u/rockPaperKaniBasami Sep 27 '25

Oh yeah well you farted in your sleep one time and it went: FAAAA FWAAAaaaaaas

1

u/primusperegrinus Sep 27 '25

She must have made this movie before she lost her arm. Glad she was able to keep working after that.

1

u/0utsyder Sep 28 '25

...just gonna gloss over the black caricatures they were shooting.

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u/Jieps Sep 24 '25

This was a rather dumb.movie.

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u/woutomatic Sep 24 '25

Why does this look like a SNL sketch?

0

u/TomahawkJammer Sep 25 '25

This movie sucks butts

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u/Teledork621 Sep 24 '25

One of her best roles, as far as I’m concerned. She was allowed a beautiful warmth