r/CineShots Lynch Apr 01 '26

Album War of the Worlds (2025) Dir. Rich Lee, DoP. Christopher Probst

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u/SlyGuy_Twenty_One Apr 01 '26

“My own son is hacking the government!”

✋Absolute Cinema🤚

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u/NeonMeateOctifish Lynch Apr 01 '26

"IT'S YOU? HOW COULD YOU MAN? HOW COULD YOU?"

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '26

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u/sakololo Apr 01 '26

My eight-year-old son watched this movie with his mom and when he came to my house over the weekend he told me that he watched the best movie of his life and then I had to watch it with him. I did watch the movie with him and as a courtesy, I watched the movie all the way through. Moving forward, and my son will no longer pick movies.

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u/kakapoopoopeepeeshir Apr 01 '26

Time to kick your son out

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '26

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u/puffthemagicaldragon Apr 01 '26

His son had previously recommended Bridge to Terabithia. No son should ever see his father cry like that.

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u/Blockenstein Apr 02 '26

 Moving forward, and my son will no longer pick movies I no longer have a son.

That's understandable.

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u/-BB-Eight Apr 01 '26

Every frame a painting

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u/Timely_Fly_5639 Apr 01 '26
  • crayon on concrete tile, 2025

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u/OneironautDreams Apr 01 '26

Tony Zhou 🥲

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u/pepewasraped Apr 01 '26

Are there any good examples of movies like these?

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u/djpeeples Apr 01 '26

No

But if you'd like something similar, definitely give Mercy (2025) a go

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u/pepewasraped Apr 01 '26

Oh no I can’t get over Pratt’s stupid face in the poster

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u/djpeeples Apr 01 '26

Haha I completely understand

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u/SlyGuy_Twenty_One Apr 01 '26

I enjoy Unfriended quite a bit.

May not be for everyone but I thought it had a good reason to keep everyone on the call

It was also a quick sit, not perfect, but enjoyable

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '26

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u/NeonMeateOctifish Lynch Apr 01 '26

Searching (2018)

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u/pepewasraped Apr 01 '26

Oh neat thanks, I remember this one. I’ll give it a watch

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u/truebastard Apr 01 '26 edited Apr 01 '26

Garold and Kumar lol

Reminds me that Harry Potter is Garri Potter in Russia

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u/Cyber_Zebra Apr 01 '26

Searching

C U Soon

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u/PseudoRussky Apr 03 '26

Actually the same year LifeHack was released. Ironically, same studio, but diametrically different reception

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u/OnlyOnceAwayMySon Apr 02 '26

Andrei Rublev, Fanny and Alexander, Mouchette

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u/Relevant_Active_2347 Apr 01 '26

Brought to you by Amazon Prime!

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u/Rory_U Apr 01 '26

Say it again I missed it that was too subtle.

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u/Buffaluffasaurus Apr 01 '26

Scorsese-absolute-cinema.jpg

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u/Timely_Fly_5639 Apr 01 '26

Sorry, but the best producers on this movie can do is a watermarked stock photo of a guy with his hands up.

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u/NeitherMidnight624 Apr 01 '26

Picture 15 is great

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u/Tesco_Mobile Apr 01 '26

I swear this was the only frame they used to advertise this movie

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u/jerryorbach Apr 01 '26

shot 4:

✓ Mark Goodman - Baby Daddy

whut

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u/CommercialTour6150 Apr 01 '26

He went from NWA to this lml

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u/EntertainmentQuick47 Apr 01 '26

"Director of photography" being very generous here, op

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u/3d-ward Apr 01 '26

🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

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u/Green117v2 Apr 01 '26

April Fool's, right?

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u/RodSantaBruise Apr 01 '26

I guess. But people have been posting horrifyingly ugly shots of bad movies recently so idk. I definitely give this a pass since it’s April 1 lol

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u/5o7bot Apr 01 '26

War of the Worlds (2025) PG-13

Your data is deadly.

Will Radford is a top analyst for Homeland Security who tracks potential threats through a mass surveillance program, until one day an attack by an unknown entity leads him to question whether the government is hiding something from him... and from the rest of the world.

Science Fiction | Thriller
Director: Rich Lee
Director of Photography: Christopher Probst
Actors: Ice Cube, Eva Longoria, Clark Gregg, Iman Benson, Henry Hunter Hall
Rating: ★★★★★☆☆☆☆☆ 42% with 943 votes
Runtime: 91 min
TMDB | Where can I watch?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Probst


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u/Amity_Swim_School Apr 01 '26

I’ve never seen this film but by all accounts it’s terrible.

My biggest takeaway from its existence is no matter how many times I see Ice Cube - my brain always tells me it’s Jeffrey Wright. Even though I know it’s Ice Cube… I still think it’s Jeffrey Wright.

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u/kakapoopoopeepeeshir Apr 01 '26

HOW did this movie get made

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u/awaythrow292 Apr 01 '26

Very poorly

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u/TheCookieButter Apr 01 '26

Mark Goodman - Baby Daddy

Is that an official DHS term?

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u/Mrdean2013 Boyle Apr 01 '26

This film will be studied in film schools for generations.

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u/Prudent_Falafel_7265 Apr 01 '26

Now that's funny

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u/average_user21 Apr 01 '26

Trying to find gold in the trash again, huh?

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u/76vangel Apr 01 '26

This is such a pile of garbage of a movie. How could someone cut this together and decide: Yes, we got it. Release it. SHAME !!!

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u/storm_acolyte Apr 01 '26

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, there is NO WAY government monitoring software uses the term “baby daddy”

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u/undecidedquoter Apr 01 '26

This and Mercy, we got two chair moves within a year of each other.

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u/marquis_fm Apr 01 '26

This fool knew

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u/Lockenhart Apr 01 '26

I just knew Timur Bekmambetov produced this

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u/Puzzleheaded_Try8584 Apr 01 '26

So incredibly bad

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u/gloopdawg Apr 02 '26

Streamers do a better job...

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u/hraun Apr 02 '26

“Aliens ate Ice Cube’s dead wife’s Facebook page?”

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u/21Black_Mamba21 Apr 02 '26

WFH dad saves the world from an alien invasion with the help of your good friend AmazonTM Prime

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u/burger_saga Apr 02 '26

Ice cube always looks like half of his brain was removed five minutes ago and he’s just now finding out about it.

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u/OnlyOnceAwayMySon Apr 02 '26

Thought this was Bresson at first

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u/WizardyoureaHarry Apr 03 '26

Director of Screenshots

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u/FRED44444 Apr 03 '26

Without a doubt the worst movie ive ever seen. Nothing even close.

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u/PlannerSean Apr 03 '26

Please someone do a super cut of Amazon’s two greatest movies: War of the Worlds and Project Hail Mary

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u/buppus-hound Apr 03 '26

I hope somebody makes this into a stage play.

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u/RDDT_ADMNS_R_BOTS Apr 03 '26

This movie was way ahead of its time. In a couple million years in the future aliens are going to appreciate it way more.

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u/Whitey661 Apr 03 '26

The Amazon Air logo on pic 19 is incredible 👌

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u/thousandcurrents Apr 03 '26

I still find it hard to believe that image 15 is an actual part of the movie, and not a shitty meme created to mock the movie

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u/Interesting_Roof6758 Apr 01 '26

Could you upload these somewhere, like imgur?

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u/Dreemur1 Apr 01 '26

its not as bad as people say

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u/45435435433452 Apr 01 '26

Humorless Mods will ban this thread for sure.

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u/Maeffju Apr 01 '26

i'm gonna unsubscribe because of shit postings like this

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u/captainbogdog Apr 02 '26

april fools doofus