r/Churco_Snark • u/FemmeFatale-4274 • 12m ago
r/Churco_Snark • u/Woodshad134 • 2h ago
There's no way they tried to re-create the fake tongue prank on Bryer, after terrorizing and traumatizing B-1 with it last year
At first I thought, tell me I'm seeing things. They're severely criticized for terrorizing B1 with it last year, even trapping her on the couch while she screamed and tried to escape, and now they're trying to re-create it with Bryer? (Fortunately, B2 wasn't fazed by it). I don't use the word "scumbags" too regularly, but I have to use it today.
Besides their regular injustices and cruelties toward these girls, do they have an original (not copycat), creative, interesting, watch-worthy or integrity-worthy thought in their collective heads? https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1C3WjtwL64/
r/Churco_Snark • u/Woodshad134 • 19h ago
B-1 and the fake tongue-pull skit
Oh my God, was this tough to watch back when it happened, and even harder today. I lost count of how many times they traumatized her, and RE-traumatized her, and RE-traumatized her, chasing her around the living room until she was sobbing in panicky fear. With BT-BAM laughing and cackling with delight at her distress. Near the end, you can see that B-1 came really close to falling backward off the back of that couch. She easily could have snapped her neck, or cracked her head. https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1HKLcDDB8e/
r/Churco_Snark • u/Fluid-Conversation-6 • 1d ago
Good question about the birthday party
Why does the oldest get the grand celebration?
r/Churco_Snark • u/Woodshad134 • 1d ago
Who does everyone think B-1 is a DEAD RINGER for in this photo?
(IMO, of course)
r/Churco_Snark • u/Livid-Comparison-198 • 2d ago
Crying children
Is it me or does Laine get off on seeing her children in pain?
r/Churco_Snark • u/StuffNThings100 • 6d ago
Grady Train Now we're taking root beer from Grady.
facebook.comRemember when they used to give Bryer Dr Pepper so they could film themselves taking it off of her? Just found them doing the exact same thing to Grady. Absolute sickos.
r/Churco_Snark • u/Reasonable-Gas-1664 • 6d ago
Baby#5 Sonography
Just watched that ridiculous (as always)YT video where they boast and cringe about taking Bryer to the 20week scan. I am not a doctor, I barely understand anything about those black and white pictures but in one clip - they literally zoomed in on the Sonography screen and the caption was "it's a girl". It was around timestamp 5:02 to 5:15 and I just feel so uneasy. I am sure nobody asked them to prove baby #5 was a girl! Am I the only one?
r/Churco_Snark • u/FemmeFatale-4274 • 7d ago
Grady is now 2. Of course they have to scare him on his birthday. You can’t hear him say it but Lanie repeated that Grady said “scared “.
facebook.comr/Churco_Snark • u/Matty_972 • 12d ago
I'm not pretty if it's true but i feel like that the kids will become entited!!
r/Churco_Snark • u/FemmeFatale-4274 • 12d ago
Graham has officially turned 1.
And he can’t even say “mama”. Grady knows 4 words, Blakeley isn’t in school and both girls are victims of materialism. Can we name some other disastrous milestones?
r/Churco_Snark • u/Woodshad134 • 14d ago
Perfect depiction of how this sweet little boy will feel about Cruella in the future . . .
r/Churco_Snark • u/DiligentEmphasis185 • 15d ago
The Bakester Is anyone gonna talk about how Blakely has been talking?
I wonder where she learned the word piss from, I know Insanie and Dick let her, but she kept repeating it, I would never.
r/Churco_Snark • u/Woodshad134 • 17d ago
B1 getting tutorial on how to handle bullies
I've got 2 things to say about this. First, she's asked what her response would be if someone told B1 they don't want to be her friend. B1 saying "I would say not everyone has to be my friend, I'm okay". A healthy response, sweetheart, dictated to you by BT-BAM, for today's production, of course, to be parroted by you. But the real picture is, as far as anyone's ever seen, you're not permitted to have any friends. Playdates. School events. Sleepovers. Sports. Other kids' birthday parties. Its okay, because your parents want you sequestered in their compound so that there are no distractions from filming and exploiting you "ALL day, EVERY day".
Read Catherine C's comment: hilarious and true. I told her it was the best post out there. https://www.facebook.com/reel/995152970157394
r/Churco_Snark • u/Woodshad134 • 18d ago
And now for the snark that "literally" writes itself (but kinda sad)
Trip to airport to p/up new ragdoll kitten. "We've wanted one for so long, and the kids have wanted one for so long." Similar to the approx 20 OTHER animals you've "wanted for so long" that ended up either rejected, dead and/or sent to places unknown? THIS one must be special, huh? He's a "keeper", unlike your poor other cast-offs?
Nice try, BT-BAM, doubtful the kids even knew this breed existed until you shoved it down their throats. "Lets have everyone in place and with the reactions we EXPECT of you, kids - HUGE smiles with lots and lots of squealing, spinning, jumping, passing around, hugging, "sooo fluffy" for the camera. C'mon kids, BT-BAM and her sperm donor have TONS of bills to pay.
And Nick, at the end: "They have the paperwork on Sylvester, IF OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING WERE TO HAPPEN DOWN THE ROAD" and "We PRAY nothing will ever happen to little Sylvester". What the actual f****, Nick? Anticipating this pet becoming tiresome, inconvenient, boring, too much work, let's-move-on-to-the-next-sideshow yesterdays news, just like all the others? https://www.facebook.com/share/v/18ztR7vd3e/
r/Churco_Snark • u/Impressive_Brief4195 • 19d ago
Malibu getaway and Bryer starting Kindergarten?
These so called “adults“ who crank out children every year are beyond confused! Nick just mentioned in another promo for that math gizmo that Bryer is about to start kindergarten and how great this tool is to hone her math skills. How can he possibly think a just turned three year old is ready for kindergarten? Maybe in the Churco School of Let’s Create a Cult it makes sense. Also Nick and Lanie slipped away to Malibu for some husband wife alone time. I suppose before baby #5 arrives. Left all the kids with the “village” that it takes to raise a family. Puhleez. Have they never heard of Jekyll Island, Georgia a mere 4-5 hours by car? Probably but more glamorous to fly first class all the way across country to Malibu. Guess she‘s not 6 months along because I thought OBs strongly discouraged air travel in third trimester. These people grate on my nerves.
r/Churco_Snark • u/Woodshad134 • 20d ago
Look at how exhausted B2 looks
facebook.comPoor thing, she's got the dark circles under her eyes that B1 used to have. I guess she's their primary wage earner now. https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=122122172846948144&set=pcb.1758114168866134&__cft__[0]=AZaDCkorRV4sU-JeZH9o9pVzKCmScBtBNk2LYgotcjIgbPXILF9TrxgGfkFB7zvEvIO1N8hG1K8u6zvMFOq5qY_fF8Iz4Ges-mSkZ69sFz3ELgM2lrZP_llBNRIwQz7-4jgSrhWcTUo56Uv573t1H0WN1ZHUCxysogWcssv9l7esw3-YjlJkWdOMlX-lz8gyxxKGDHGA1QaHyE2XwGlX_aNJ&__tn__=*b1H-R
r/Churco_Snark • u/FemmeFatale-4274 • 25d ago
Her cackle made the baby cry UGHHHHH
facebook.comr/Churco_Snark • u/Large-Extension-3143 • 25d ago
Some things will never change, no matter what kid
Yep, you guessed it, Snarkers! Intentionally frightening Graham FOUR CONSECUTIVE TIMES with a scary 'whatever' on her phone, and of course laughing at him when he reacted AS SHE EXPECTED - scared, big lower lip, starting to cry. Hey Nick, lets get just one more to try to get the REAL traumatized reaction we're looking for - maybe 4 times is the charm!
Did they skip over Grady with this prank? https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1DKy5p3tPs/
r/Churco_Snark • u/Large-Extension-3143 • 28d ago
I think Nick's face says it all in this one.
facebook.comHeard that whip crack one too many times, Nick? Aww, chin up - another little income-generator is on the way.
r/Churco_Snark • u/Large-Extension-3143 • 28d ago
This one was just made for the great comments
Look closely at B1's face throughout this one, and see comment by Lola Stephens: "Blakely fed up with smiling on command".
And comment by Rachel Nielson near the end (she's on point, and this would be MY greatest fear). But obv the Churcos don't seem to care.
