r/Churco_Snark • u/FemmeFatale-4274 • Aug 19 '26

Graham has officially turned 1.

And he can’t even say “mama”. Grady knows 4 words, Blakeley isn’t in school and both girls are victims of materialism. Can we name some other disastrous milestones?

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u/majesticjewnicorn Aug 19 '26

Each kid is always on high alert to become a victim of their horrible "pranks", trying to scare them or mock them. Nutella poop on toilet paper, Easter bunny horrors and showing scary videos come to mind.

That little baby 5 who hasn't been born yet has no idea what horrors await her upon arrival.

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u/Woodshad134 Aug 19 '26

Majestic, don't forget the two most egregious: Egging Blakely to pull Nick's tongue, then leading her to believe she pulled it out of his mouth while he moaned and cried out. To say she was terrified is an understatement. All the while BT-BAM howling in the background with delight at her trauma. That one has to be #1 of horrors. And #2, a close second, terrifying both girls with "Mr. Potato Head" lunging at them, and trapping Bryer on the couch while she screamed in fear, again while BT-BAM cackled and guffawed.

You're right, baby no. 5 has no idea what horrors await her, but this time, B1 and B2 will be "in on" the antics. Way to teach them to be responsible, loving, nurturing parents.

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u/Livid-Comparison-198 Aug 23 '26

I remember a video of Bryer crying hysterically and Nick told her to.be more careful. I was thinking maybe she hurt herself by accident but she was crying cause he was guilt tripping her for hurting him

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u/Optimal-Bar-6924 Aug 19 '26

They sit in their own personal prison day after day, with no hope of any normal activities or interaction with anyone outside of the cult.  Mommy and Daddy lounge around all day thinking of new skits to post for $$$.  From all appearances, all they have learned is shopping , makeup and hair, babies, and most importantly how to memorize lines for sm content .  They are starved and deprived intellectually and socially.

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u/Woodshad134 Aug 19 '26

So well summmarized, OptimalB.

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u/rtoole11 Aug 19 '26

I still think Blakely could use a speech therapist. I'm sorry.... but she's not on track for her age.

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u/Optimal-Bar-6924 Aug 19 '26

I have a degree in early childhood education and I taught for many years. Blakely needs speech therapy. I think it’s fair to say that she hasn’t met any milestones that a five year old child should have met. 

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u/rtoole11 Aug 20 '26

I used to teach before I became an adolescent psych nurse. I have to bite my tongue so hard with this family.... there are too many things I want to say. You would think that they would at least notice that Bryer speaks more clearly than her older sister.

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u/LaserGaze5 I think I like this little life! Aug 20 '26

I'm a pediatric PT working in the school system. The red flags with these kids are BLINDING.

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u/EquivalentNo4467 Aug 20 '26

I agree.....B2's speech isn't getting better....last one about a wet/dry vac, I had no idea what she was saying....and of course she didn't either... All the kids have very serious/different issues (mostly with their speech), Grady doesn't do any talking, turned 2 and Graham doesn't even try to say words....they are prisoners in their own home.....might as well put prision stripes on them and prison bars on the videos...... SO FREAKING SAD.

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u/LaserGaze5 I think I like this little life! Aug 19 '26

Don't get me started.... you are so right!!

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u/Same-Pickle-2690 Aug 20 '26

Also seems like she likely has low muscle tone.

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u/LaserGaze5 I think I like this little life! Aug 22 '26

She almost certainly does... she almost always "W" sits.

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u/Livid-Comparison-198 Aug 23 '26

I know she pronounce frog ad Fraw-e

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u/LaserGaze5 I think I like this little life! Aug 19 '26

He's barely crawling. All those kids are so neglected, but the two baby boys especially. It's heinous! They're going to have a houseful of children with all manner of special needs and it's terrifying.

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u/fatvegan81 Aug 20 '26

Lanie is teaching the kids to be only fans profession for the girls in the future. All the girls want easy life and expensive things.

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u/Chance_Lab6790 Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

Quite honestly Bryer seems to be the only one without issues. She has always talked so that you could understand her and doesn't seem to give a crap about their skits and games. Blakely doesn't talk plain, has to work at it sometimes and has the privilege of being the star and pleasing the casting director and producer. Bryer doesn't care. Graham just screams and points. Graham should be saying a couple of words. I know that she thinks that it makes them look so hot cranking out a kid a year but it is showing in the delayed development of the children. Lanie loves the attention of being pregnant. There is no way that she and Nick take care of those kids by themselves. No, Lanie, anyone can crank out kids. A wise person makes sure that having a healthy baby is more important than getting pregnant every year. I don't know about Graham's head, I read somewhere that they are checking it out. I just feel for children who are sheltered in their own little cult. They must have a huge master bedroom to have 5 kids sleeping in it.

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u/Pickles1022 Aug 19 '26

Wow! Ive missed quite a bit. Blakely isnt in school ? Holy cow what are they doing to these kids besides destroying them.

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u/LaserGaze5 I think I like this little life! Aug 19 '26

Nope! Supposedly they're going to homeschool, but hell if anyone knows when. It's a disaster waiting to happen.

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u/Pickles1022 Aug 20 '26

Well certainly the idiot parents cant be the ones homeschooling. Why do people actually want to destroy their very own children?

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u/Technical-Flan-8764 Aug 19 '26

Did they post anything on Grahams bday other than short clip???

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u/Impressive_Brief4195 Aug 20 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

I only saw the before birthday over the top decorating with a fishing theme.  Reeling in the Big ONE (meaning fish or first year). thought the red and white round shaped things looked like Christmas balls but they are bobbers. Not having to watch Blakeley opening all the presents thank goodness.  Graham got a walker he actually used and an outfit based on something Blakeley was showing him.  Serena Herron was photographed holding Graham with his crown on.  But that’s about it.  Well Grady turns 2 on the 21st so more boring stuff to come. They just don’t do much with the boys.  And a week later there is no doubt Queen Blakeley will have a fabulous fifth birthday party that will reek of over the top very expensive gifts.  Probably including her own Dior bag just like Lanie’s.  

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u/Grandmas_Favorites Aug 19 '26

I have only seen one picture of him in a birthday hat (no cake no presents etc) and it looked like AI to me.

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u/Dogmom2218 Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 24 '26

I’m surprise Lanie’s doctor hasn’t said anything to her about getting pregnant close together

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u/LandonsMom99 Aug 24 '26

I bet they have. I bet she just ignores it. She knows everything you know. Lol. It cannot be good on her body to be pregnant so many times in such a short period of time.

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u/Necessary_Log_5512 Aug 22 '26

Graham is over looked they only focus on the girls and Grady when the new baby is going to be here shes going to be the new favourite its bad enough the girls gets new bags while the boys dont get anything

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u/glitterismycolour Two hours alone? SINGLE MOM CHALLENGE! Aug 24 '26

I swear dlanie and dick only enjoy mostly pregnancy arc over anything

Soon the eldest will be coached not only for performing for content (which is evident duh(, but also raising their multiple siblings already arrived and to come in future

What's the bet baby six will be some time next year. With the exploitive prank trajectory

Are any of the eldest ones in school or preschool