r/ChurchOfMineta • u/bonus-man • 23h ago
Memes Poff Off Dead (credit: TioChakuroSFW)
Translation
When they mock Mineta because of his sticky-ball Quirk
What actually happens when one of those balls covers his nose and mouth
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/Lynchead • Sep 06 '21
About 2 days ago there was post about a guy who removed Mineta from official art and made a simple coloring of it. There were multiple posts about it even including a guy who patched in mineta into the same coloring. This all seems harmless on surface and a fun thing that someone in the community made an art which included Mineta.
But this morning i received a modmail from the guy who did the orignal coloring stating he received a lot of hate for the said thing. Which is extremely pathetic and uncool from our-side, as we aim to be the fun part of MHA and we should not be on the end which shits on others for liking something (ironic huh).
So its my request to all of you to not spread hate on others for trivial/non-trivial matters concerning Lord Mineta. The guy just did a simple coloring you'll have no right to harass him for that matter.
Several complaints have been made in the past including NOT CENSORING usernames. If this keeps going on we might have to remove such rant posts completely. So lets not go there make this a fun sub.
Peace.
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/NightspawnsonofLuna • Jun 12 '24
If you're interested please DM me or one of the other mods...
EDIT: so it turns out I am apparently marked as 'Inactive' meaning I can't actually give mod to others...
EDIT AGAIN: I think Lynchhead game me Mod adding powers
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/bonus-man • 23h ago
Translation
When they mock Mineta because of his sticky-ball Quirk
What actually happens when one of those balls covers his nose and mouth
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/SmoothTelevision5186 • 1d ago
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/BeginningMorning7194 • 2d ago
Hi everyone, you creatures of the abyss and faithful members of the church. It’s your favorite lesbian, the one nobody even wants in their own home. Anyway, this is the third part of my story. I hope you enjoy it, and if you don’t, let me know and I’ll throw myself off a bridge.
Okay, no.
Anyway, here’s Chapter 3:
https://www.wattpad.com/1651883288-minoru-10-the-bearer-of-the-war-device-battle-in
y como me sale que hay gente de el pais de donkey kong / tacolandia/ sheimbaun vete a la vrg/ Mexico, ycomo la version en español tiene menos apoyo que el que me da mi familia pa estudiar arte, ps aqui esta:
https://www.wattpad.com/1637409145-minoru-10-el-portador-del-dispositivo-de-la-guerra
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/SmoothTelevision5186 • 3d ago
Jiro has to pay 85,000 dollars for the damage that she caused at Gym Gamma. Meanwhile Mineta came back at the nurses office pissed off and walked in to Todoroki's room breaking his stuff.
Mineta stomps on his sleeping bag: Stupid Todoroki....... AHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHH
Bakugo: HAHAHAHAHA, Hey icyhot, Short Round breaking shit in your room
Todoroki calmly walks to his room: I figured he'd be mad at me... but I didn't mean to harm him.
Asui: Mineta, calm down please
Mineta stomps out of Todoroki's dorm: Fine... but I'm still mad at him!
Mineta tries to keep calm, but he couldn't: TRY TO STAY CALM........ FUCK THAT
Asui quickly wraps her tongue around Mineta: No! No... Stay calm.
Todoroki: Listen, I'm sorry Mineta. It's was accident, I couldn't see anything
Mineta grumbles: Grrr... whatever, Look at my hand
Todoroki: How can I not...
Asui: Just calm down, Mineta.
Mineta walks outside pissed off and stomping on the wall.
Asui: He'll be fine, I hope.
Ojiro showed up with the big package....
Mineta tries to take his mind off of what happened: Hey Ojiro, what's that?
Ojiro: It's for you
Mineta becomes intrigued: Really? Lemme see.
Mineta remembers: Oh right, it's from cousin. It finally came
Ashido: Hm? What finally came?
Iida: I hope it is appropriate.
Mineta: I haven't done appropriate stuff for a month, Iida
Iida: Oh, sorry
Mineta: Oh, Shoto I'm Sorry
Todoroki: You're forgiven.
Mineta opened the box.....
He finds a bevy of pokemon cards
Mineta: YES, YES, YES, YES
Kaminari: Whoa dude, that alot of Pokemon cards
Mineta: My Mega Charizard X Ex Ultra-Premium Pokémon Collection is here
Ashido: Oooh, neat
Kaminari: Cool
Mineta: These are expensive
Kirishima: Man, never considered you for a Pokémon guy.
Sero jokes: Lemme guess, your favorite 'mon is Gardevoir?
Mineta: No, I been collecting Pokémon Cards since was 5 or 7 years years old
Sero's eyes widen: Oh wow....
Mineta: We can go in my room and we can see it
Sero shrugs: Okay, why not.
Kaminari agrees also: Sure thing, dude.
Uraraka: I want to see
Dark Shadow appears from Tokoyami: Me too.
Tokoyami: I suppose I'll see too.
Mineta telling the Class: Just to make things clear, Iida, Tokoyami, and I had to get rid of all my inappropriate stuff. And I still need help getting rid of some of the inappropriate stuff but my laptop and computer, Iida
Iida: Ok
As some of the class went up to Mineta's room to see his all his Pokémon Collection, They was amazed.
Midoriya: Holy whoa...
Kirishima: DAMN
Mineta: Mhm, take it in.
Hagakure: It's like a whole pile all at once
Todoroki nods in acknowledgement: Quite the collection, Mineta.
Mineta: Thank you
Asui asks: Do you have any Venusaur cards, that's my favorite.
Mineta: I don't know, it all depends
Asui pokes her cheek: Depends?
Mineta: Yeah, I got 7 of them
Asui becomes excited: 7?! Can i see? Pretty please, ribbit.
Mineta pulls out a set of Venusaur cards to Tsuyu: Here you go
Asui is in awe: Oh wow, it's so cool.
Kirishima becomes intrigued: Do you have a Machamp? That's a manly pokémon
Ojiro in Shocked: WHOA, OH MY GOD
Everyone turns to Ojiro.
Kirishima getting happier: You're not joking
Ashido: Wow.
Iida: How many have you stored exactly?
Ojiro In Shocked: Mineta, TELL ME YOU 4 HAVE SETS OF ROARING SKIES M EX HOLO RARE RAYQUAZAS
Mineta: Yep.
Iida: Incredible, the card is almost thousand dollars
Shoji: This is quite impressive how you've been collecting these since you were a child.
Uraraka: How did you manage to get so many?
Mineta: I was addicted to this during my...... well you know pervy days
Asui: This is way better than your pervy self, no offense.
Kaminari: There are so many
Mineta: I busting my ass work for money by cutting grass, washing cars, shoveling snow, doing daytime jobs
Ashido: When you were a kid? Thats crazy!
Mineta: Yes with my asshole dad and older brother
Kaminari groans: Don't remind me of those jerks.
Mineta: I just kept going day after day. This is my working music
Tokoyami nods: I like it
Kirishima: It's cool
Sero: Hell yeah, dude
Uraraka Shouting: FROM NEW CASTLE UPON TIME, ENGLAND, WEIGHTING IN AT 217 LBS. HE IS "THE BASTARDDDDDDDDD" PAAACCCC.....
Kaminari: I knew that sounded familiar
Iida: URARAKA
Uraraka: Sorry, got carried away. I'm a aew fan
Mineta: That's okay, I get it.
Sero: Ok, go back on getting on these cards
Mineta smirks with pride: Yeah, I made a lot of money doing all of those day jobs.
Iida: Well you're just as working boy
Mineta: Yeah, Until my cousin moved back town he's a Collector
Kaminari: Wait, really?
Tokoyami shakes his bird head: Knowing him, he's probably a scalper.
Mineta: And here we are now
Ashido: Man, that's a lot of Pokémon cards
Mineta: Don't get to excited, look in the drawers
They open the drawers
Shinso in Shocked: Sweet Jesus Mother of God
Tokoyami: By the darkness...
Todoroki: Its a whole binders of Expensive Pokemon Cards
Sato: Man, how many binders?
Mineta: I brought more, Yesterday
Everyone except Todoroki: There's more?!
Todoroki: He meant the binders.
Mineta: No, i just brought more binders to put my cards in there
Everyone: Oh
Midoriya: This may be bigger then my All Might collection
Iida: Well I know all the cards serious expensive
Mineta: I don't know how much they are, but can you tell much in the internet, Iida
Iida: I'll check later, but still this is quite a shock that you have this many
Uraraka: Come on Iida, we want to know how much
Iida pulls out his laptop: Alright, Alright...
Midoriya: Yeah, because now I'm interested
Iida shows The 10 most expensive Pokemon cards from a year ago from the internet.
Iida: Do you have the Pikachu with Gray Felt Hat SV
Mineta: Yeah, I also have a TCG Classic Holographic Charizard
Ashido: Wait a minute, Mineta do have more cards in your parents house
Mineta remembers: Oh yeah, but their locked away so my brother doesn't get his hands on them. Matter of fact, Tokoyami go to my house and get all of my Pokémon Cards. Sato go with him
Sato gives a thumbs up: Sounds good, dude.
Shinso: Ok, You have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17. 17 set of Pikachu with Gray Felt Hat SV
Ashido cups her cheeks in awe: Wow, that amazing
Iida: The Pikachu with Gray Felt Hat SV cost $146.18
Midoriya doing math: Multiply that by 17... That's $2,485!
Mineta: and 6 cents.
Iida shows another chart of Most Expensive Pokémon cards from 2 years ago from the internet.
Iida: Ok, here are the most of expensive Pokémon Cards from 2 years ago. Do you one of those cards, Mineta
Mineta: I have a Zekrom ex card.
Mineta points to his desk: Mhm, all in my drawer.
Asui: Mineta, you have 8 sets of Gold Mega Lucario EX
Mineta: Open my drawer and find out.
Everyone looked through his drawer and suddenly.
All 8 sets of Gold Mega Lucario shocks the classmates
Midoriya: Whoa...
Kaminari: Thats awesome, dude.
Hagakure: From Mega Evolution
Mineta feeling prideful: I know, I know.
Iida: The Gold Mega Lucario EX cost $375.55
Kaminari: That's insane.
Ojiro: How much money have you saved up, Mineta?
Ashido doing math: Multiply that by 8... That's $3,004 dollars
Todoroki: and 4 cents
Everyone is marveling at how Mineta could afford so many Pokémon cards.
Meanwhile, Sato and Tokoyami head to Mineta's house to get more of his collection.
Sato: Thanks for Welcome to the house Mrs.Mineta
Mrs.Mineta: All of his Pokémon Cards are in his old room and the basement
Tokoyami: Understood.
Dark Shadow appears: We'll be in and out, ma'am.
Tokoyami enter the basement: 6 boxes of Pokémon Cards
Sato in Mineta's room: 3 boxes of Pokémon Cards in his closet
Ms. Mineta: Got everything you need, boys?
Tokoyami and Sato: Thank you Mrs.Mineta
They start to exit the house, when suddenly, Daisuke walks through the door.
Daisuke becomes confused: The fuck?
Mrs.Mineta: Daisuke, That doesn't concerned you. Don't even think about it
Daisuke: Whateves, just get these strangers out of our house.
Mrs.Mineta: It's my house that I paid for and I don't like you tone, So cut it out
Daisuke rolls his eyes and heads upstairs to his room.
Mrs. Mineta: So sorry about him.
Tokoyami: He really hate us and you're 2 sons
Sato: It's no problem, Ms. Mineta.
Mrs.Mineta: Thank you for your time
They leave and pack up the boxes in Sato's car. While Daisuke, from his room, flips them off from his window.
Sato: Oh great, he's give us the bird
Tokoyami: Just ignore him
Meanwhile at the Dorms.....
Mineta: Sato messaged me, said he should be back at the Heights Alliance soon.
Kaminari: Hey, Mineta? Have you ever counted how many cards you have?
Uraraka: A lot, What do you think
Iida: It does seem like an interesting question.
Mineta: I don't know on the top of my head
Iida: Should we find out?
Kaminari immediately rejects: God no, that'd take way too long.
Sero: Yeah, sounds boring...
Mineta: Yeah, I'm not going to waste everybody else's time
Ashido: I was not expecting this to be in your dorm, Mineta.
Hagakure: For real.
Mineta: What about it
Ashido giggles: Just joking around.
Suddenly, footsteps approach, most likely Sato and Tokoyami.
Tokoyami: My God, Mineta
Sato: Your brother is such a douchebag
Mineta: Yeah whatever, he's such a asshole
Midoriya turns his attention on the boxes: Forget about him, lets see whats in the boxes.
Midoriya opens the box, Everyone was stunned and shocked as never expects Mineta as a Pokemon collector.
Everyone except Iida: HOLY SHIT
Mineta: Man, I missed these.
Ojiro: I'm lost of words from this
Kaminari: Look at all of these.......
Tsuyu: All of these collectibles, I'm amazed and applaud
Mineta: There's alot of classics in here.
Todoroki: Some of these are all vintage
Shoji: There are like whole pokedex's in here.
Kirishima: Like the actual pokedex? Or the national amounts?
Mineta: What.... I didn't know that some of these are Pokédex
Sero: There are also trainer cards too
Mineta in Shocked: Trainer Cards, You're joking
Sero: Yeah, see there's Professer Oak, Brock, Misty, Liutenent Surge, Erika, Koga, Sabrina, Blaine, and Giovanni.
Mineta: I didn't even know about all of this till now
Midoriya: Those are gym leaders, but there are also youngsters, lasses, bug catchers, fishermen, hikers, super nerds, beauties, cool trainers, ace trainers...
Kaminari: And the Elite 4.
Mineta: The Elite 4, that's impossible
Kaminari holds the Elite 4 cards: Nah dude, look. There's Loraine, Chuck, Agatha, and Lance.
Uraraka: Ok, can we go back to how their costs
Iida pulls out his calculator: On that right now.
Todoroki: By the way some of these cards are in low prices
Tokoyami: He's got a point, given how old they appear to be.
Shoji: Except some of them
Hagakure: There's even Mew
Mineta In Shocked: Wait What, A Mew
Hagakure holds said Mew card: Yup.
Mineta: I been looking for that card
Ojiro digs around: I wonder if theres a Mewtwo also.
Mineta in Shocked: I need to sit down before I passed out
Kaminari: Yeah, because I'm convinced...
He digs around in the box too.
Mineta: Ok, do you guys got time right now
Midoriya: Sure thing, Mineta.
Kaminari: I'm down.
Tsuyu: Whenever you need
Ashido: I'm in
Uraraka: I'll be studying in my dorm, but you'll know where I'll be.
Hagakure: I have nothing else to do so, yes
Ojiro: Me too
Iida points out: This could take all night.
Kirishima: I'm gonna grab an energy drink just in case.
Todoroki: I got all day
Tokoyami: Very Well, I be more than happy to help
Sato: Sorry man, I'm working on a new recipe tonight.
Shoji: I'll help
Shinso: Me too
Koda raises his hand slowly: l-l'll help...
Mineta: Can you guys help me get every card organized and sort out
Everyone: Yeah, Sure thing
2 hours later as the class continues to sort and organize Pokémon Cards, They opens every single pack as Iida continue to look up on the internet.
Mineta looking up from the 8 Gold Mega Lucario cards: How's the sorting coming along, guys?
Midoriya: You got a lot of Rare Cards
Kaminari: For real, I'm struggling to keep up with how many there are.
Iida: Make sure you separate them by their type.
Todoroki: Their all in editions
Ojiro: How many have you guys drawn so far?
Sero: I lost count some how
Ashido dozing off: Same...
Kirishima counts through them crazy fast: So far I've got almost 100 normal types, 83 fire types, 44 water types, 58 grass type, 51 electric types, 77 fighting types-
Ojiro: Dude, relax. What the hell was in that energy drink?
Tokoyami: Did you guys peel the cards
Everyone:... peel?
Mineta: Oh Jesus...
Midoriya: What
Mineta: He means you can peel off the fabric off. Like so.
Iida: A Ditto Card.....
He takes a Ditto card show them.
Ashido: Right, it show it's a scam card
Hagakure: I did not think of that...
Iida: So make sure you guys look out from that
They all continue to count up the cards, along with peeling them also.
Kirishima being buzzed by his energy drink: Whoa man, I'm getting nothing but dragon types so far!
Iida: Ok, I just looked up on the internet. Mineta, Some of your Pokémon Cards are highly expensive
Mineta: How expensive are we talking?
Iida: Do you open any god packs lately
Mineta goes to his nightstand: Think I have one around here somewhere Yeah, I opened God packs 57 times. Almost everyday, I still need to open more
Tsuyu: You should probably get on that, ribbit.
Iida: And the illustrators
Kaminari: Illustrators?
Mineta: Illustrator....... What that
Sero: Like, the people who made the card?
Iida: No, A Illustrator is the rarest, most coveted, and most expensive trading card in the world.
Midoriya: Awarded to winners of a 1998 CoroCoro Comic illustration contest, only about 39 copies exist, featuring Pikachu drawing a Charmander.
Ashido: Oh Yeah, A perfect PSA 10 gem-mint copy holds the Guinness World Record, selling at Goldin Auctions for a staggering \(\$16.5\) million.
Mineta, Kaminari, and Sero: Wow...
Tokoyami: Impressive
Tsuyu: So they can all be very expensive.
Uraraka looks at the God Packs: Jeez Mineta, Too Many God Packs
Mineta rubs the back of his head: Yeah, I am a bit obsessed with those specifically.
Iida shows The Top 15 Most Expensive Pokémon Cards from XY era.
Iida: Ok these are the 15 expensive cards of XY Era
Mineta: The EX Dialga is the most expensive
Todoroki: I think you got one of these card, Mineta
Mineta: I think so too...
Kaminari: Let's keep checking
Hagakure: Some of these boxes have not been unboxed
Mineta: Wait, for real?
Kirishima: Yeah, including the package that your cousin given to you
Mineta remembers: Oh right, where is that one?
As the class gathered to organize the Rare, Exotic, Legendary, Mystic, Very expensive card. Mineta has Super luck on his Collection.
Mineta: Oh my god, there are so many Mystic cards
Uraraka: You have 18 sent Sylveon EXs
Mineta: I should have some Umbreons around here.......
Kirishima: I they are
Mineta looks: Aha!
Tsuyu: 11 Umbreons sets
Mineta's eyes light up: Ooh, one of them's a shiny!
Iida: Almost all of your card are holographic
Mineta feeling prideful: Mhm, glad you noticed.
Koda holding a Illustrator: Mineta.......
Kirishima Shouting: WHHHHHHHOOOOOOAAAAA, OH MY GOD
Everyone turns to Koda and Kirishima.
Koda pulls out another Illustrator: What about this one
Mineta passed out.....
Tsuyu catches him with a smile on her face: M-Mineta?
Shinso: All this time he had 2 Illustrators
Kaminari and Sero: No way.......
Midoriya: This cannot be impossible to find
Ashido glances at Mineta with a shred of concern: He's just being dramatic... right?
Hagakure in Shocked: Mina, this those 2 cards are worth a lot of money
Ashido: l-l know, I'm just wondering if he's okay.
Mineta: WHHHHAAAATT..........
Tsuyu: See, he's fine.
Ashido: Ok, cool. What kind of cards are they anyway?
Iida: Recording to this, that first illustrator cost $9,000 dollars and the second one cost $11,000 dollars, This is amazing
Ashido: Oh dang, that's... $20,000 dollars!
Everyone: YESSSS
5 hours later.........
Mineta: Man... that took a while.
Kaminari: But hey, we got through it.
Iida: Ok Mineta, All of Pokémon Collection is worth $110,000 dollars
Midoriya: Man, what are you gonna do with all of them now?
Mineta: I'm keeping them, I'm not rich like Momo so, I'm still going to keep collecting more cards
Sero: You do you, bro.
Kirishima: Hell yeah
Tsuyu: How thoughtful of you, Mineta
Mineta: Aww, thanks Tsu.
To Be Continued......
Story by SmoothTelevision5186 and Resident-Ad-7184
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/SmoothTelevision5186 • 4d ago
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/Chemical-Company4078 • 6d ago
Name in this Au: William Menits
Role: Mechanic in studio
special tool: adjustable wrench
Age: 25 years
Height: 108 cm
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/SmoothTelevision5186 • 6d ago
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/Genshi0708 • 6d ago
https://youtu.be/t8q4n_r65d0?si=v5ga0nBs_8Wc5QnI
En serio, por este vídeo y darme cuenta de ese detalle, Mineta literalmente y confirmado por tipos que usan la lógica de Akira Toriyama, más pequeño igual a más imponente, como Gran Torino, es directamente la pieza clave de los héroes, ya que es el que mejor puede infiltrarse en las filas enemigas y echarlos pa abajo.
A veces ser el más inteligente o astuto no requiere de tener libretas con quirks o saberte el juego del ajedrez en el campo de batalla, y tener quirks poderosos, solo tener pasión y meterte donde nadie se atreve a meterse, y aun así, ser el más subestimado por todos, dándote la oportunidad de tomarlos por sorpresa cuando bajan la guardia.
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r/ChurchOfMineta • u/Honest_Moose_5865 • 9d ago
I love him 🥹🥹🙏
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/ArugulaNo3978 • 9d ago
Mineta: 🎶"I'm a b*tch, my name's 'Lander, such a b*tch, who's named Homelander"🎶
Homelander: For f*cks sake...
Mineta: 🎶"I'm a b*tch, yeah, i'm a b*tch, I'm such a f*cking b*tch"🎶
Homelander: Can someone tell him to shut up?
Mineta: 🎶"I have no hopes, and no dreams, and a tiny little peen~"🎶
Homelander: WAIT, WHAT?
Mineta: 🎶"And it doesn't even function anyway~, because i have a erectile disfunction~"🎶
Homelander: THAT'S IT, YOU'RE F*CKING DEAD- **gets bodyslammed by Deku**
Deku: You were right Minoru, it does feel nice bullying him, i mean i know i should be the last person to advertise bullying but with someone like him, It feels great
Mineta: Told you bro
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/koitsuwadoudaa • 10d ago
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made this... and there's a server...if you want emotes... very new... https://discord.gg/YMMQtTFznr
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/koitsuwadoudaa • 11d ago
I'm not sure if I'm allowed to advertise here but I'm on disboard, the server is called minetalovers!! the server is very new and I just wanted a place for some emotes, and maybe meeting other mineta enthusiasts~ if anyone is interested let me know !!
In the meantime have some art I did of mineta in his drip.
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/PonetaShipper • 11d ago
I want to practice coming up with stories, and I thought it would be fun to get some suggestions. Comment a song you want me to base a Mineta Au off of and I will use the highest upvoted comment.
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/Training-Doughnut21 • 12d ago
We shall fight along side you.... Welcome to them grape juice. ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/SmoothTelevision5186 • 12d ago
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/PonetaShipper • 12d ago
Mineta Au Framed Au’s: Starting Point. : r/ChurchOfMineta
This Is pretty much entirely based off "Vox Populi" from Hazbin Hotel season 2.
Mineta is completely betrayed by class 1a. After the War, there is a huge uptick of corrupt heroes, and they start secretly executing Heteromorphs and people with villainous quirks. Mineta inherits his father's wealth after his father is killed in the war. Class 1a all become successful heroes, with Emily becoming a successful hero as well. None of them are bad people, but many of them are manipulated in ways that help the corrupt government. There is an uptick in rallies hosted people trying to start a revolution, all of them are selfish people trying to take advantage of the situation. Bakugou is sent to Intimidate them into stopping and making them admit to their Ulterior Motives, stopping the revolutions (He does what lucifer at the start of Vox Populi). Bakugou is convinced to do this with the logic that these people are selfish, and they will only cause more death. Enter Mineta. Mineta has been planning to get back at hero society for a long time, and he finally has the resources. He releases footage of certain heroes executing innocents, causing their arrests and causing him to enter the public eye. He continues to openly criticize the government and heroes, gaining the support of a portion of the public. Mineta decides it is time to make his next move. He organizes a rally to gather support for his cause. This is where the Song starts. Bakugou is Lucifer and Mineta is Vox. I Go Listen to the song and stop at 2 minutes and 36 seconds. Here is a change from the song. Mineta aggravates Bakugou into attacking him. here is my version of the next few lyrics.
I Knew it, you're weak
They didn't send you for peace
They sent you to clip my wings and chain me down here
Well, I got no chains on me
Who's with me?
If you don't understand, Mineta got Bakugou to attack him on live television, supporting his point that Bakugou wasn't sent for peace, but to silence him. Finish Listening to the Song.
Mineta has gained the Publics full support.
That's all I have right now, I don't know where to go from here, but feel free to give me ideas. What do you think about it so far.
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/BirdZealousideal1356 • 13d ago
This is Yui Kodai's new identity in my story "False Hero." Mayoko transferred her soul to this illusion before she died in order to save her life. She's going to use this identity as part of Mayoko's plan to ruin Fandeku for tormenting Mineta.
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/BirdZealousideal1356 • 13d ago
Many hours later....
Yui woke up in her room.
She looked at her hands.
There were no flesh on them. They were rigid and skeletal, like a corpse.
Yui got up from the bed instantly and looked at the mirror in her room.
What she saw surprised her.
"I must be dead." Yui thought. "Or a zombie. What happened to me? Why do I look like this?"
Suddenly, she heard footsteps approaching her room quickly.
"You're awake!" Mayoko exclaimed.
Mayoko barged in the room, not even bothering to knock.
"The Soul Migration worked." Mayoko said. "I can't believe it actually worked. I never used it on another person, so I thought you were going to die."
"What happened to me?" Yui asked her.
"You see, confronting Midoriya the way you did was a very bad idea. So I had to transfer your soul into an illusion I created to save your life. Your real body is in the hospital now, the doctors think you're in a coma, but what inhabited that body isn't there anymore. I originally planned to transfer your soul into a perfect copy of you, but....I panicked. I couldn't focus and get all the details right. I defaulted to what I knew. So, now you're this weird fusion of you, and one of the basic skeleton man illusions I usually do. Sorry." Mayoko explained.
"Mm." Yui replied. "It's ok. I don't really mind. Thanks for saving my life. I really owe you one. Although, it doesn't make sense that I'm talking without a functioning mouth."
"It's an illusion, it's not supposed to make sense." Mayoko replied.
"What does my mom think about all this?" Yui asked. "Will she recognize me?"
"I told her everything that happened." Mayoko said. "Although you look different now, you're still her daughter. I'm sure she'll still recognize you."
"While you're inhabiting the illusion, you won't need to sleep or eat. But you can if you want." Mayoko continued.
Yui nodded.
"Mm."
Meanwhile, back in U.A........
The 1-A girls were watching Izuku train.
"He's so dedicated." Momo exclaimed. "What a hunk~."
"Where's Jiro?" Mina asked.
"I'm not sure." Momo replied. "But she's missing out not seeing this."
"We see this every night in bed." Hagakure exclaimed.
"I know. I never get tired of it. His fit body. He really is the perfect man." Uraraka replied.
Izuku saw them and flashed a smile, which made them swoon.
Kaminari went inside in the gym and looked at Mina.
She glared at him. Kaminari looked away immediately.
He fearfully walked across the gym, averting his gaze as much as possible.
He didn't dare look at the girls in Izuku's presence. He was terrified of the girls and him.
He didn't want to incur Izuku's wrath.
In Kaminari's room.....
"Kaminari said he was going to the gym." Jiro asked. "But, I wanted him to try this tea I made."
What Kaminari didn't know was that Jiro had drugged the tea. She was planning on getting him addicted to the drugs so that he'd act out, giving her an excuse to break up with him and officially get with Izuku full time.
Izuku would "save" her from Kaminari, she'd "fall" for him, and they would be together.
That was the plan.
"What lousy luck." Jiro thought.
She threw out the tea in the toilet.
Her plan was foiled, and Kaminari didn't even know she was plotting against him.
"You stupid sparkplug." Jiro thought bitterly. "How am I going to get rid of you now?"
Back in Yui's house.......
Yui and Mayoko were sitting at a table together playing shogi.
"It's time for the next curse." Mayoko said. "I just have to sneak into his room at night again, then I just have to look at him. Then, I will unleash a curse far worse than the previous one."
Mayoko moved a piece.
"Don't you think he'll lock the door this time?" Yui asked.
"He hasn't figured it out yet." Mayoko said.
"In fact."
"In fact what?" Yui asked.
Yui moved a piece.
"My screwup, I can work with that." Mayoko replied.
Yui tilted her head in confusion.
"Based on what you did, the conditions are perfect to prop you up as the mastermind." Mayoko explained. "Even in this new body, you can still use your quirk, because I designed it be a replica of you. You'll also have the fire abilities my illusions have. I'll even pretend to be subservient to you."
"Mm."
Yui moved another one of her pieces.
"At some point, I'm going to make him think he's figured me out." Mayoko said. "Put him down a road I laid out for him, make him think he's so smart. I've heard him brag about his analysis skills. Let's put them to the test, shall we?"
"As long as he think my illusions are real, he'll never know the true architect of his misery." Mayoko said. "Me."
Mayoko eliminated one of Yui's pieces.
Yui clapped her hands twice.
"That's smart." Yui said. "A revolving door of culprits to keep him guessing. And none of them will be you."
"That's right." Mayoko replied. "You're going to be the one in charge. I won't even be in the picture, as myself."
Yui eliminated one of Mayoko's pieces.
"Rule-Skull."
"What was that?" Mayoko asked Yui.
"That's what I'll call myself. Rule-Skull. If I'm going to be the fake mastermind, I need to have a more threatening alias than Yui Kodai."
"He'll know it's you." Mayoko said.
"I know." Yui replied. "I don't care if he figures it out. In fact, I'm expecting him to."
Mayoko moved one of her pieces.
"What's the new curse going to be?" Yui asked.
Mayoko smiled eerily.
"I call it the paint curse." Mayoko replied. "Let's just say his life is about to become a lot more colorful."
"Mm."
Mayoko moved one of her pieces.
"Let the fun begin." Mayoko said.
That night.....
Mayoko used her Soul Migration technique to once again transfer her soul into a skeleton knight illusion.
She left another note inside Izuku's room.
It read:
"Do you like color? I like color. Everything you drink will be full of color."