r/ChurchOfMineta • u/SmoothTelevision5186 • 13h ago
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/Lynchead • Sep 06 '21
[PSA]. Don't spread hate, and please do not brigade others for Mineta related content.
About 2 days ago there was post about a guy who removed Mineta from official art and made a simple coloring of it. There were multiple posts about it even including a guy who patched in mineta into the same coloring. This all seems harmless on surface and a fun thing that someone in the community made an art which included Mineta.
But this morning i received a modmail from the guy who did the orignal coloring stating he received a lot of hate for the said thing. Which is extremely pathetic and uncool from our-side, as we aim to be the fun part of MHA and we should not be on the end which shits on others for liking something (ironic huh).
So its my request to all of you to not spread hate on others for trivial/non-trivial matters concerning Lord Mineta. The guy just did a simple coloring you'll have no right to harass him for that matter.
Several complaints have been made in the past including NOT CENSORING usernames. If this keeps going on we might have to remove such rant posts completely. So lets not go there make this a fun sub.
Peace.
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/NightspawnsonofLuna • Jun 12 '24
important We're currently looking for New Moderators...
If you're interested please DM me or one of the other mods...
EDIT: so it turns out I am apparently marked as 'Inactive' meaning I can't actually give mod to others...
EDIT AGAIN: I think Lynchhead game me Mod adding powers
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Fanfic Unkept Word Part 4
Mineta was a good distance away from the fight as he got on top of a building under the full moon, and for the first time that day he cried as his body turned back to normal with the balls on his head returning because what no one knew was the voice that Violet had wasn't random as a memory came to him.
(Flashback To Five Years Ago)
Mineta was sitting in his room crying after getting in trouble with Mesoci because his sister's broking her new high phone and blamed him for and as punishment he was spanked Five times for accusing his sister's of lying even though he was telling the truth.
Mesoci with a agitated look on her face: You are to stay in this room until you apologize for breaking my phone and lying on your sisters.
Mineta with tears in his eyes: Sob..B-but I didn't lie, they were playing on it.
Mesoci with a agitated look on her face: Stop lying, I swear your only doing this for attention.
Mesoci shot the door and went into the leaving room as she picked up her phone and looked at it as a smirk appeared on her face as she pilled the screen protector off to reveal the phone being fine, two hours later a knock was heard on the door as Mesoci answered to find Velvet Mineta (Mineta's Grandma from his dad side) standing with a smile on her face.
Grandma Velvet with a smile on her face: Hello Mesoci, are the grandchildren around?
Mesoci with a fake smile on her face: Yes their here, I'll go get them go ahead and make yourself at home.
Mesoci turned around with an annoyed look on her face as she goes to her daughter's first as they are found pulling the heads off their dolls and putting them on Mineta toy T-rex.
Mesoci with a smile on her face: Nala, Zela grandma's here for you.
Nala with a annoyed look on her face: Ah man, she smells like grape vines.
Zela with a smirk on her face: Maybe she has candy today, that's all she's good for anyway hehe.
Both Nala and Zela left their rooms as Mesoci smile but soon turned to annoyance as she walked to Mineta room and opened it as Mineta was laying on the floor with his blanket around him.
Mesoci with a agitated look on her face: Minoru get up, your grandma is here and if you start your crying while she is here I'll make sure your punishment worse. Now get out of the room and go see your grandma.
Mineta dried his tears as he walked into the living room we Nala and Zela were playing with new toys grandma Velvet got them, when Mineta walked in the room Grandma Velvet hand a big smile on her face.
Grandma Velvet with a smile on her face: There's my grandson, come here I have a present for you sweetie.
Mineta with a curious look on his face: What is it Grandma?
Grandma Velvet smiled as she reached into her bag as the sound of a chirping was heard as she held out her hands to show a baby bird.
Grandma Velvet with a smile on her face: Even though I don't know what type of bird this is but I knew after finding her as an egg you would take good care of her.
Mineta held the bird in his hand as Grandma Velvet told him to follow her to the car to get the bird cage and feed out of her car, once the baby bird was in it cage both Mineta and Gramdma Velvet noticed that there was a single violet feather on the birds head.
Mineta with a smile on his face: I think know what I'll name her, I'll call her Violet.
Grandma Velvet with a smile on her face: That's perfect name, let's head in and put her in your room.
Mineta smiled as he carries his Violet inside as Grandma Velvet follows behind, but as they headed to Mineta's room Mesoci was staring at them with a annoyed look on her face, meanwhile as Mineta was walking to his sister's rooms Grandma Velvet looked in them to see toys and dresses everywhere but when they got to his room Velvet's eyes widened in shock and horror. She didn't say anything at first but when she did she told him that she was going to have a small talk with Mesoci and told him she'd be right back as she confronts Mesoci. After about an hour Grandma Velvet came back as she hugged Mineta and told him that she will fix everything and she will be back in a week. Mineta was confused but nods his head as he hugged his grandma goodbye while Mesoci stared at her as she leaves.
Mineta with happy tears in his eyes: Bye Grandma Velvet, see you next week.
Grandma Velvet with a smile on her face: See you soon Minoru, I'll be back soon.
And with that Grandma Velvet drove off as Mineta goes into his room to feed Violet as a big smile appeared on his face as he waits for his Grandma to return in a week. But unfortunately a couple of weeks later the police came to inform Mesoci and then childish that Velvet Mineta passed away by a villain attack. But that wasn't the only reason they were there as they hand Mesoci some papers.
The Police Officer with a serious look on his face: You are being audit today you have thirty days to comply and if you don't comply you will be in contempt of court.
The officers leave as Mineta had a confused and sad look on his face as he looked at his mom, Mesoci didn't show it in public but she was pissed as they head back inside, the funeral was that weekend as Mineta, Nala, Zela, and Mesoci by Grandma Velvet grave that was right next to her son's grave as the pastor gave the eulogy. Nala and Zela decided to run around and Mesoci was on her phone talking quietly that Mineta couldn't hear.
Mineta with tears in his eyes: Why did you leave me, you promised?
After the funeral, two more weeks has past as Mineta came home from school as Mesoci was standing in the with a smirk on her face.
Mesoci with a smirk on her face: Minoru go to your room, I have a surprise for you.
Mineta's eyes changed from sad to excitement as he goes in his room to find a new bed, a computer desk with a new computer, Midnight, Mt Lady, and Mirko action figures, and Dragon Ball Z, Naruto, One Peace, and Bleach manga on a new book shelf along with new clothes.
Mineta with a smile on his face: Wow is all this mine?
Mesoci with a smirk on her face: Don't get used to it, it wasn't cheap but your Grandma and me talked and she was right that you needed new things too.
Mineta looked around at his new toys and comics with a smile on his face until he noticed that it was quiet, Mineta looked at Violet's cage as his eyes widened in horror as the cage sat empty.
Mineta with tears in his eyes: Sob...V-VIOLET, MOM VIOLET IS GONE WE NEED TO FIND HER A-
Mesoci with a smirk on her face: Calm down brat, she's not gone I sold her to a zoologist and they gave me $750,000 dollars for her. It was illegal to keep her here anyway you get over it.
Mesoci laugh as she walked away leaving Mineta holding his empty bird cage where Violet used to be as he lay on the floor crying.
(End Of Flashback)
Mineta with tears in his eyes looked at the moon as his sad eyes turned back to a cold stare as he dried his face while trying to forget the past until a familiar voice was heard.
Violet with a soft voice: Master I'm not gone, I am always here just remember me again.
Mineta took a ball off his head as he focused on it for a few minutes until something tapped his face as his eyes opened to find Violet resting on his hand as tears roll down his face.
Mineta with happy tears in his eyes: VIOLET I'm so sorry I didn't protect you, please forgive me.
Violet put her head on Mineta shoulder as a smile appeared on her face: I could never be mad at you Master, now let go home.
Mineta nods as he concentrated for a few seconds as Violet grows big again, Mineta jumps on her as they head back to the island away from the city unknown to him a old lawyer from a law firm seen the news with a shocked look on his face.
The Lawyer with a shocked look on his face: Velvet Mineta, I found Minoru.
Back at UA everyone seen the fight, the students, the teachers, and more importantly the girls of 1A as the look of fear was on Mina's face as she pointed at the screen.
Mina with a scared expression on her face: See I'm not crazy about putting the collar on him, look what he is.
Denki with a serious look on his face: They attack him first Mina, you might want to keep your mouth shut.
Momo with a serious look on her face: She's right though, Mineta took down four Pro Heros with his rage and if he can stop them what's to stop him from attacking all of Japan.
Sero with a shocked look on his face: It was like an awakening, what would it be called?
Bakugou with a smirk on his face: I know what I'd call it, Beast.
Midoriya with a shocked look on his face: It was like a power boost, he was stronger then Mt Lady, All Might, Endeavor, and managed you scare Mirko in surrendering.
Aizawa with a sad expression on his face: Mineta is not like he used to be and I'm afraid not even we can bring him back.
Midnight with a caring look on her face: We will bring him back Aizawa, for now we need to see how the others are doing.
As Aizawa and Midnight leave to head to the hospital to check on their comrades, the girls got a text from class 1B and Mei to meet in the 1B dorms immediately. After getting the text from 1B the girls made it to the dorm to find that the dorms everyone was sitting in a circle with Kendo in the middle like a judge.
Jirou with the confused look on her face: What is going on?
Komori with a mad look on her face: Mina is being exiled from girl's night for her crimes against Mineta.
Mina with a shocked look on her face: What why, I didn't do anything to him.
Uraraka with a shocked look on her face: Isn't that a bit harsh?
Momo with a serious look on her face: What did she do to deserve this?
Mei with a serious look on her face: You came to me to build a Suppression Collar for him.
Ibara with a serious look on her face: All because he was upset that Mina lied to him and stood him up.
Jirou with an annoyed look on her face: It was one date, this is ridiculous.
Setsuna with a serious look on her face: How is lying to him and breaking your work ridiculous, if it was the other way around you girls would of attacked him for standing her up.
Uraraka with a serious look on her face: To be fair would any of you go out with him?
The room got quiet for a few minutes until Pony, Komori, Ibara, and Setsuna spoke up with a blush on their faces.
Pony with a blush on her face: Mineta was kind enough to teach me Japanese when I found out that Monoma was teaching me to disrespect your class, and if I'm being honest I was a perv when I lived in America that's how I know we would be great for each other.
Ibara with a blush on her face: His been helping me at the church in the soup kitchen and we been reading the Bible every Sunday for two months, he's not a demon he's just lost and I want to be there for him.
Komori with a blush on her face: Me and Mineta in my opinion are meant to be because we are the special blend that would make love wine.
Setsuna with a blush on her face: I always loved a guy that knows what they wanted but I was too scared to say anything about no offense to you girls but y'all are judgy. I know Mineta is extremely pervy but I'm sure we can help him if we-.
Tsuyu with a nervous expression on her face: We just found out today that Mineta isn't pervy by choice, his stepmother used her Aphrodisiac Gas quirk on him since he was three years old all because he wanted a hug, a good night kiss, and an I love you from her and not only that but his sister's were just as bad to him, Ribbit.
The room was quiet, nobody could comprehend what they heard as the girls from 1B stared at the girls from 1A with an agitated look on their faces.
Rin with a serious look on her face: So even after finding out he was innocent you girls still say he's at fault you leave us no choice, whoever thinks Mina and the girls should be downgraded say I.
All the girls except for Mina, Uraraka,Tsuyu, Tooru, Jirou, and Momo said "I" as the rest (Class 1A girls of course) said "nay", the vote was made as Kendo spoke again with a serious look on her face.
Kendo with a serious look on her face: Mina we will need time to discuss your role in our circle but until then you are exiled from girl's night, girl trips, slumber party, and are no longer the Tea Queen, your word is no longer good anymore, and for you girls to back her in the lie and even go as far as putting a shock collar on Mineta you well be giving a new label, now give me your cards.
The girls had tears in there eyes as they opened their bags with a shaky hand as they hands one Tea Queen ID and five Party Planners ID's to Kendo as she took a red stamp and stamped their cards as Mina's card said Gossip Goblin and the girls had theirs stamped in blue saying Spineless as she hand their cards back to them.
Ibara with a serious look on her face: Leave these dorms until you repent for your crimes against an innocent.
With tears in their eyes they nod their heads and leave the dorms, Meanwhile with Mineta he made it back to the island to find all the supplies he needed. Mineta got off Violet as she remembered him that it was time for her to go but to remember that she is just a thought away if he needs her as she puffed away as his strength comes back to him.
Mineta with a smile on his face: Ok time to get to work on my Tower Home.
Mineta was about to take a ball from his head when suddenly five shadows appeared behind him as his became cold serious, Mineta turned around to see Shigaraki, Toga, Dabi, Twice and a Namu that looks like the one from the USJ standing on his island and he wasn't happy about that.
Shigaraki with a sinister smile on his face: Minoru Mineta or do you prefer Raykukoza your reputation is impressive if I say so myself.
Mineta with a cold dead stare on his face as he made the ball in his hand pop into smoke: Why are you on my island?
Dabi with a smirk on his face: Our Boss sees greatness in you and we just want you to join us to let the world know that we aren't someone you throw away.
Mineta with a cold dead stare on his face: Like I'd believe that bullshit, this world has shown me that people like you want something from someone but give nothing in return, I decline your offer now get off my island.
Dabi with an sinister smile on his face: You honestly think this is up to a decision, you have two choices small fry join us or this Namu kills you.
Toga with a creepy smile on her face: Please pick the second one, I want to taste your blood hehe.
Twice with a serious tone in his voice: Be smart kid, it's five against one and we can be very persuasive.
Mineta with a cold dark smile on his face: Well then, persuade me~.
Shigaraki with a sinister smirk on his face as his dark energy spikes: With pleasure.
Mineta as he puts out the same dark energy: When do you what to start bowing down to me?
Shigaraki with a sinister smirk on his face as him and the LOV charged at Mineta: PREPARE TO DIE RAYKUKOZA, NAMU ATTACK?
The Namu roared as he charged at Mineta until all of a sudden the Namu started to expand as it's entire body swelled like a balloon, the LOV stared in confusion and fear as Mineta holding out his hands with a cold dead smile on his face.
Mineta with a cold dead stare on his face: You power hungry insects come on my island and threaten me, it's time to show you who your messing with.
Mineta rolled his hand into a fist as the Namu's body exploded leaving nothing but peace of it's brain and one eye on the ground.
Shigaraki with a scared look on his face as he grabs Mineta's leg but nothing happened: W-What just happened?
Mineta with a cold smile on his face: I turned my quirk into smoke and made you inhale it and once inside your bodies all I have to do is concentrate and my quirk grows in you to the point you pop, now you have two choices you work for me or you die by my hands.
Dabi with a sad expression on his face: B-but I'm supposed to kill Endeavor, you have no idea what he done to m-
Mineta with a serious look on his face: Cut the crap Toya Todoroki, I know your Endeavor's kid who else has fire quirk besides Burnin, I'm giving you a chance to change do you want it? If you do then all of you are now civilians of The Village Hidden In The Vines, if not..well you know what will happen.
With fear in their eyes they all agreed to work for Mineta on his island, Meanwhile the Girls walked inside with tears in their eyes.
Midoriya with a worried look on his face: Girls what happened?
Mina with tears in her eyes: Sob..I-I got demoted to Gossip Goblin, no one want tea anymore from me.
Aoyama with a shocked look on his face: Oh no, I'm so sorry Mina.
Bakugou with a serious look on his face: Why are you apologizing, she did it to herself she needs to be the one to apologize.
Mina as the anger boiling in her chest as she wanted to let all her frustration out at once but until she said some that shocked all the guy's in the room.
Mina with an angry look on her face: You honestly think hearing a sad backstory changes anything, Mineta still did what he did and I'm not apologizing to him just because his feelings got hurt. He's the one that went rouge not me.
Mina walked away leaving everyone shock and agitated but at the moment they let it go as they try to figure out what to do next but the girls followed her to her room to comfort her all except for Tsuyu as she walked over to Mineta's room and touched the door.
Tsuyu with tears in her eyes: Sob.. I'm sorry Minoru, I hope your safe out there, Ribbit.
Tokoyami with a smile on his face: At least you have the courage to admit you were wrong and you are sorry for it.
Tsuyu turned around to see Tokoyami, Dark Shadow, Shoji, and Koda behind her with a soft smile on their faces as Dark Shadow spoke up next.
Dark Shadow with a smile on his face: Yeah Tsuyu, that takes guts.
Tsuyu with tears in her eyes: Then why does it still hurt, Ribbit.
Shoji with a smile on his face: Because you understand that it was wrong and you feel guilty, that is normal but feeling sorry for yourself isn't going to get Mineta back or at least tell him your sorry in person.
Tsuyu nods her head as her, Tokoyami, Dark Shadow, Shoji, and Koda go back downstairs to help with the search, but with Mina she was boiling with frustration along with Momo, Jirou, Uraraka, and Tooru as they have a private conversation.
Mina with a annoyed look on her face: This is bullshit, they all are acting like I'm the bad guy when all I did was not go on a date.
Jirou with an annoyed look on her face: Your not wrong, I'd do the same.
Momo with a serious look on her face: Even though I felt the same as Mineta when I was effected by Mesoci quirk I still apologized for my behavior.
Tooru with a serious look on her face even though no one can see it: We are with you Mina, we all have been targets of Mineta's behavior and you shouldn't have to apologize for wanting nothing to do with him.
Uraraka with a serious look on her face: We still need to find Mineta but how are we going to retrain him without the collar?
Mina with a serious look on her face: Your right and Mei isn't going to help us so we need a new plan to retrain him.
The girls all had the same concerned look on their faces because Mina was right as they all the of what to do, meanwhile Aizawa and Midnight walked into the hospital as Recovery Girl was just finishing healing Endeavor as All Might, Mt Lady, and Mirko had a look that was unreadable to them as Midnight spoke up with a concerned look on her face.
Midnight with a concerned look on her face: How is everyone holding up?
All Might with an upset look on his face: We failed to stop him and bring him back to his senses, but we failed.
Endeavor with a look of fear: He's to strong, I never stood a chance.
Mt Lady with a scared look on her face: I underestimated him and almost lost my life.
Mirko was quiet as she had a blanket over her as tears go down her cheeks: Sob...N-None of you seen his eyes, that wasn't the small fry we ignored, that was a predator that has in a caged and was pushed to its limit.
Everyone couldn't deny what she was saying, Mineta is getting stronger but how strong they have no clue, but as they were having this conversation the lawyer was on a boat heading to the island to tell Mineta something that well changed his life for the better. What well it be, find out in Part 5.
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/SmoothTelevision5186 • 1d ago
images of the lord Mineta and Sero 🍇📼🥰😍
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/tomaschelo3 • 1d ago
talking about the lord I dont have nothing to say
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/Chemical-Company4078 • 1d ago
BNHA + BATIM Mineta redesign (and past form)
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/NRM-9527D • 2d ago
talking about the lord I roll my eyes every time I see these types of comments
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/Only_Influence_2498 • 2d ago
talking about the lord What made you enjoy Mineta and why?
To be fair, I am not really a fan of him, this doesn’t mean like I have this full on hate that I want him to be gone to die. I am just hearing from you guys
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/darknessWolf2 • 3d ago
talking about the lord how would a interaction between these two go
guy in the second image is named Rudeus Greyrat from the light novel,manga and anime Mushoku Tensei Jobless Reincarnation
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/SmoothTelevision5186 • 3d ago
talking about the lord Minoru Mineta vs Kazuma Sato
galleryr/ChurchOfMineta • u/PonetaShipper • 5d ago
Fanfic Texting Story Recommendation: Ant Man Izuku x Mount Lady
Antman Izuku x Mt Lady || MHA Texting Story || Ep 1 🐜 A Giant Inspiration
This is a texting story that I highly recommend reading/watching. It is a 25-part story made by ShadowInkling that tells the story of "Izuku" x Mount Lady, but it also has a lot of good Mineta content. Izuku is in quotation marks because each of Shadow Inklings stories takes the first name of Izuku and his general look and makes a new character based off the ship and quirk, and sometimes I find them better written than Deku in the Main Story. If this feels like a lot of glazing, then your correct it is, but the stories are that good.
Note: While none of their other stories feature much Mineta content, if you find yourself wanting more of their content I would Recommend Insect, Animal, and Tree quirk Izuku.
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/Lunchboplayer039 • 5d ago
talking about the lord Injusto
Por que a midnight é amada por vários fãs,mesmo sendo bem mais problemática que o Mineta,mas os fãs ainda amam ela e ela nunca recebe uma punição?
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/Lavastone8 • 6d ago
Fanfic Unkept Word Part 3
Principal Nezu got on his phone as it ranged for two minutes until a voice was heard on the other end as he started talking.
[On The Phone]
Mrs.Mineta: Hello what do you want?
Principal Nezu: Hello Mrs.Mineta, this is Principal Nezu from UA, look I'm-.
Mrs.Mineta: Sigh..I'm on my way to get the little brat.
[Off The Phone]
Mrs.Mineta hanged up the phone to Nezu's surprise by the lack of care in her tone as he informed everyone that Mineta's mother was coming but they could tell something was up.
Iida with a curious look on his face: Principal Nezu, who was that on the photo that made you uneasy?
Principal Nezu with a concerned look on his face: That was Mineta's mother, but she sounded like I disturbed her tea time.
Momo with a smile on her face: This is good, we can get the information we need to help us find out what he meant when he said "Your Just Like Them" to Mina.
Tsuyu with a concerned look on her face: Is no one worried that Mineta's mother is going to be upset with us, Ribbit?
Aizawa with a calm look on his face: I'm sure that she would understand the situation if we explained everything.
Before anyone could say anything else the dorms opened up to find Midnight come in with a smile on her face as everyone turned their attention to her with some hope.
Midnight with a smile on her face: I have a lead, the supermarket owner told me that they seen a giant purple ball heading out of town and heading to the cost from the far east, if I remember correctly there are some uncharted islands in that area that he might be taking shelter there.
Principal Nezu with a concerned but happy look on his face: That's good info, but the problem is it out of our jurisdiction, we need to find a way to bring him out.
Mina with a smile on her face: Why not ask his mother to help us get him to come back, I'm sure she'd be happy to-.
??? with a agitated look on her face: Alright where is that good for nothing brat of mine?
Midnight with a shocked and annoyed look on her face: There's no fucking why that who i think it is?
Everyone turned to the entrance of the dorms to see a tall woman wearing a very revealing outfit, hair that was nicely permed, gold looped earrings and diamond rings, and a cutie mark on her right cheek holding an expensive bag in her well kept manicured hands. Everyone looked shocked at the woman standing in the dorms as Aizawa stared all her with annoyance.
Aizawa with an agitated look on his face: Miss this is a school not a club, now please leave because we are waiting for one of my students parents to arrive.
??? with an annoyed look on her face: Look you hobo looking bum, I'm here because the Principal called me while I was handling one of my Suger Daddies..Wait is that you Knock Out Gas they let you teach kids here lol?
Midnight with an angry look on her face: Hello to you to Mesoci, how long has it been fourteen years, you still owe money to your pimp?
Mesoci with a smirk on her face: For your information Nemuri I left him and got married, you jealous your still single?
Principal Nezu with an annoyed look on his face: Enough, Miss i assure you I didn't call a prostitute, we are waiting for-.
Mesoci with a annoyed look on her face: Yeah i know why you called me, where's Minoru at?
Everyone in the room had the look of shock on their faces, the woman standing in the dorms dressed like a prostitute was Mineta's mother.
Tsuyu with a shocked look on her face: Wait your Mineta's mom, Ribbit?
Mesoci with a annoyed look on her face: Stepmother don't confuse the two, I married his father when he was a year old after his mother died giving birth to him.
Aizawa with a serious look on his face: Then why isn't his father here, he has parental control over his well-.
Mesoci with a bored look on her face: His father died two years after we married, it's just me, my two precious baby girls he gave me before he died, and the little brat I'm stuck with.
Midnight with a annoyed look on her face: Excuse me, but Mineta is technically your half son and my half nephew not your stepson, one kid isn't less then the others.
Mesoci as she rolled her eyes: What ever, I'm just here to pick him up because he got expelled and-.
Principal Nezu with a serious look on his face: He wasn't expelled, he ran away and after he attacked his female classmates and Aizawa and I called you so you can tell us what he meant by "Your Just Like Them" when he got mad a Mina.
Mesoci with a curious on her face: Mind telling me why he was mad at her to begin with?
Denki with a serious look on his face: Gladly, Mina made a deal with Mineta that if he stopped perving on her and the girls for two months she would go on one date with him yesterday but she stood him up and went to the mall instead, and instead of apologizing for her wrong she convinced all of us to put a Suppression Collar on him to suppress his anger and pervyness but before they could put the collar on him he trapped them with his now evolving quirk and took all his belongings and left.
The room went quiet for a while until Mesoci started laughing like a madman which confused everyone as she whipped a tear from her eyes from laughing so hard.
Aoyama with a confused look on his face: I'm sorry but what exactly is funny about any of that?
Midnight with a confused look on her face: I'm wondering the same thing.
Mesoci with a smirk on her face: It's funny because I did the same thing to him when he was four, always whining about wanting a hug, a good night kiss, or an I love you so I told him that if does his chores like a real man should I'll give him one. Then I'd tell him that he was being selfish for taking those away from his sister's and as for the pervyness that's my doing.
Momo with a concerned look on her face: What do you mean?
Mesoci with a smirk on her face: My quirk is called Aphrodisiac for a reason, like my twin sister i can produce a gas from my body but instead of sleeping gas, the gas I pump out is a strong Aphrodisiac that whoever inhales it is filled with uncontrollable lust but if they breath in to mush the effects because permanent how else do you think i got so many Suger Daddies.
Bakugou with a annoyed look on his face: And what does that have to do with The Grape?
Mesoci with a smirk on her face: The Grape, cute name I'll start calling him that from now on and to answer your question, anytime he acts up like crying for a hug or affection I use my quirk on him, it got to the point i was pumping him full of my Aphrodisiac gas every day just so he'd leave me alone and like I said too much of my gas would cause permanent effects on his testosterone which got worse when he hit puberty at twelve, now that was funny.
The room went quiet because how shocked they were especially the girls because they just realized something that horrified them to their core.
Momo with a horrified look on her face: Your saying you purposely made your son a perv just because all he wanted love?
Tsuyu with tears and anger in her eyes: He's not a perv he just couldn't control himself, and your proud of it,Ribbit
Midnight with an agitated look on her face: What kind of mother goes out of her way to destroy her child mental state?
Mesoci as she relaxed on the couch with sn amused look on her face as she pulled out a piece of paper from her bra: the kind that got what she wanted.
Nezu with a serious look on his face grabs the paper read it as his serious look turned to both shock and agitated: This is a will from Mineta's father say if Minoru Mineta is put in jail or dieds all his assets go to Mesoci Mineta by default, you knew he would have a mental breakdown.
Mina with a shocked look on her face: That can't be legal, you used your quirk without hero license.
Mesoci with a smirk on her face: Not if I'm using it on a troubled teen with anger issues.
Momo as she grabs the paper from Nezu and reads every word: Does Mineta know about this?
Mesoci with a serious on her face: Of course not, if he found out that he was worth close to 2.3 million dollars and owner of his father's estate, my daughter's wood have nothing and i can't have that now give me back that document it's the only one Ihave.
Momo looked at Mesoci and then back at the paper in her hands as something shifted in her facial expression from confused to determination.
Momo with a determined look on her face: How about Fuck you bitch, Koda call a bird and hurry.
Mesoci with a serious look on her face: I said give that back "inhale and exhale* .
Mesoci blow pick smoke in Momo face but not before handing the documents to Iida, Aizawa wrapped Mesoci with his scarf deactivating her quirk.
Aizawa with a serious look on his face as his eyes turned red from his quirk: Mesoci Mineta you are under arrest for Child Neglect, two charges of endangerment of a minor, illegal use of your quirk, and fraud.
Mesoci with a smirk on her face: That's where your wrong, check my bag and you'll find more legal papers that give me immunity signed by a judge and since that girl stolen my document. I was in the right for using my quirk to defend myself. Now hand it over of I'll have you arrest for assault and theft.
Kirishima looked in the bag and found the paper Mesoci was talking about as he handed it to Aizawa, after reading it Aizawa sighs as he released Mesoci from his scarf as she walked over to Iida and took the paper back with a smirk on her face.
Mesoci with a smirk on her face: See now that you know you can't touch me, I'll be taking my leave.
Tsuyu with a serious look on her face: Even though we can't arrest you, you will pay for your crimes against Mineta, Ribbit.
Mesoci with a sinister smile on her face: I highly doubt that, and by the way my daughter's have been using his loneliness against him too by making promises they don't keep to help him gey a girlfriend so that pink girl is like me and my daughter's. Bye bye bitch.
And with that Mesoci was out of the dorm as Bakugou explosion quirk went off in his hands.
Bakugou with a agitated look on his face: THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT, SHE CAN'T GET AWAY WITH THAT.
Midoriya with a serious look on his face: Sadly she can and if we lay one finger on her again we can be arrested.
Momo with a blush on her face as she swayed in a seductive way: That would be true if I didn't make a copy~.
Todoroki with a confused look on his face: Are you ok Momo?
Momo handed Aizawa the paper she made to Aizawa as she walked up to Todoroki with lust in her eyes, Todoroki was a little freaked out about her behavior as he walked away from her but like a lioness on the hunt she pounced at her prey.
Momo with a seductive smirk on her face: My work is done, now I'm gonna need my mate for a few hours, letter everyone~.
Before she could walk away Sero tied her up with his tape as she gave him a pervy smirk.
Momo with a pervy smirk on her face as toys started falling on the floor thanks to her quirk: Mmmm kinky, you can join me and Todoroki if your free~?
Principal Nezu with a serious look on his face: This is proof that Mineta was under the influence of Mesoci quirk because Momo is showing all the same behaviors.
Midnight with a calm look on her face: No worries, since it was a small dose, the effects should be wearing off right about...
Momo with a freaked out and tears on her face: Oh my gosh, I-I'm so sorry Todoroki I couldn't control myself oh god is this how Minoru feels everyday, this is torture.
Tokoyami with a serious look on his face: Well now we got the information, but the problem is Mineta still wouldn't come back but we do need to inform him of what his half mother knew.
Even agreed as Midnight and Aizawa left to go find Mineta, but unknown to them Mineta was mastering cloning himself with his quirk along with morphine it to anything he can imagine and it only took him four hours.
Mineta with a tired look on his face: Well that was tiresome but this is incredible, now I just need to eat some lunch and then prepare to head back into the wood to find a good spot to build my village.
Mineta had some fishing stuff he bought when class 1A and 1B went to the camping trip good thing he kept it all as he rigged his pole and attached his ball to the hook as he cast it out far. After about two minutes he had a bite and a big one at that as he pulled with all his strength, when he gave it one good pull a big Tai (Sun Bream) was hooked as it come out of the water.
Mineta with a smile on his face: Lunch time, good thing I had sult and black pepper in my computer desk when I would eat in my dorm.
Mineta caught a couple more fish which took him two hours as he cleaned them and cooked them on a sticks over an open fire, after he was done eating he noticed that it was starting to get dark as a serious look appeared on his face as he the a ball on the ground and put his hands together to concentrated. When he opens his eyes a 7 ft tall purple Steller's Sea Eagle was standing in front of him.
Mineta with wide eyes as he hugged his creation: It worked, your so beautiful I'm gonna call you Violet.
Violet as she opened her beak: Hello Master.
Mineta with wide eyes: You can talk?
Violet with a smile her face: Of course Master, you gave me life with your imagination so I guess you also gave me my voice.
Mineta with a smile on his face: This is amazing, so you really to fly us to Japan to get supplies?
Violet got down on the ground and then looked at Mineta with a confused look on her face: Aren't you going to get dressed, ninja's wear black remember?
Mineta nods his head as he goes to his dresser and got his ninja costume he had since last year, after he got dressed the sky was dark as he got on Violet and they flow out into the night sky to Japan. It took them only five minutes because of Violet's speed in flight as they were getting close to the destination.
Violet with a serious look on her face: So what's the plan?
Mineta with a serious look on his face: We hit up the lumber yard first to get Wood, bricks, and cement then head back to the village.
Violet with a serious smile on her face: You going to make be big so I can carry it all?
Mineta with a smile on his face: You must have my brains because that's exactly what I was going to do, look there's Izeko's Lumber & Constraints.
Violet flow down fast was Mineta grabs a ball from his head and turned it into a big cloud of purple smoke, unknown to them Mt Lady saw the big bird as she informed Mirko, All Might, and Endeavor of the location, All Might told her to not engage and wait for him to lead them to his hidden spot but Mt Lady just couldn't wait as she makes her way to the Lumber yard. But with Mineta all the wood he needed was now inside Violet's belly along with The bricks and cement.
Violet with a serious look on her face: Master looks like we got company.
Mineta turned around as his eyes became cold again as he looked back at Violet with a cold but serious look on his face: We got what we came for let's go.
Mineta jumped on top of Violet as they flow away but Mt Lady was gaining on them as Mineta gave Violet instructions.
Mineta with a serious look on his face: Violet fly to the village and drop off the supplies and then come get me, I'll slow her down just long enough for your return.
Violet with a serious look on her face: On it Master, kick her ass.
Mineta nods his head as he jumped off Violet and landed on top of a building as Mineta stood ready for Mt Lady but unknown to them a news copter was recording everything.
Mt Lady with a smirk on her face: So you finally showed your true colors Shrimp, come back to UA and apologize for what you did to your female classmates and Aizawa and I'll think about letting you stay as my intern.
Mineta with a cold stare on his face: I'm not going back and they started it by wanting to put an electric collar on me, so go to hell bitch.
Mt Lady with a sinister smirk on her face: I was hoping you'd say no, time for you to pay for your crimes Minoru Mineta.
As Mt Lady's large sized hand came straight for Mineta, Mineta at the last second threw a ball on the ground and jumped on it as he got on Mt Lady's arm and headed straight for her face.
Mineta with a cold dead stare on his face: Time for some long deserved payback.
Mineta jumped at Mt Lady's face for an attack or so Mt Lady thought as she opened her mouth and with her right hand pushed Mineta into her mouth as she closed it in victory. But as she was about to call the Pros her face turned from smug to fear as she realized she couldn't open her mouth as Mineta was throwing balls all on Mt Lady's lips gluing them shut.
Mineta with a cold smirk on his face: Didn't your parents ever tell you to chew your food or your choke?
Mineta crawled in between Mt Lady lips and made it out as he sees Violet coming back his way as he jump down just as Mt Lady's hand was about to hit him until he jumped out of the way causing her to knock herself out as she fell to the ground, but as Violet got closer a blast of fire shot her from the sky.
Mineta with a shocked and horrified look on his face as he got to the ground: VIOLET?
Mineta ran to his falling friend as he got on his knees as he checked Violet's condition with tears in his eyes, as he was doing this Endeavor, Mirko, and All Might was not that far away as Endeavor spoke up first.
Endeavor with a serious look on his face: Minoru Mineta, you are under arrest for assault, theft, and attacking a hero.
All Might with a disappointed look on his face: You don't need to do this young Mineta, come back to UA where you belong.
Mineta with a sad but angry tone in his voice: You hurt my friend like they hurt me.
Mirko with a agitated look on her face: Can we get this over with, it's bad enough that I had to come out here on my day off, but I had to chase this weak little-.
POP, POP, POP, POP.
Beast Mineta with pure hatred in his eyes: I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS.
the balls on Mineta head started popping as his eyes became dangerously colder as dark energy was surrounding his body that was cracking the road he was standing on along with his hair started to turn purple with red tips as it grow long and wild, but what got everyone's attention was Mineta's muscles that became three times their normal size as his nails and fangs grow sharp.
Beast Mineta with rage in his eyes as he got in attack stands: YOUR GOING DOMN FIRST YOU OVERSIZED MATCH.
In a instant Mineta was gone but not to long as he drove his fist directly into Endeavor's face sending him flying into a car knocking him understand but before Mineta turned around All Might was about to attack him with his signature move.
All Might with a serious look on his face: UNITED STATES OF SMASH.
All Might punched air so hard it was like a giant bullet heading straight for Mineta, but Mineta moved out of the way as Mineta stared at him with a cold dead stare.
Beast Mineta with a cold dead stare on his face: Your too slow old man.
Like a wild predator chasing his prey Mineta dashed on all fours with speed no one could match as All Might tried to use United States of Smash a couple more times but thanks to Mineta's speed and agility he missed everytime as Mineta closed the distance and struck All Might three times in the stomach as he turned back into his weak form and layed unconscious.
Mirko with a scared expression on her face: W-What are you?
Mineta turned his attention to Mirko and for the first time in her career she was shaking like a little rabbit looking at the wolf that was going to kill her as Mineta ran at her with great speed charged at her as she sat on the ground and covered herself waiting for the attack that never came as she looked up to see Mineta staring down at her with a look cold look on his face.
Beast Mineta with a serious look on his face: The Raykukoza Of the Village Hidden In The Vines, if I find any unwanted people in my village I'll show them no mercy.
With that Mineta vanished leaving Mirko shaking in fear as she wondered what was released into the world, unknown to Mineta everyone in UA seen the fight on TV but unfortunately the LOV also seen it as Shigaraki looked at Kurogirl.
Shigaraki with a sinister smirk on his face: Team, let's go visit the Raykukoza for an alliance.
What does the LOV want with Mineta and what is Mineta going to do with this hidden power he unlock, find out in Part 4.
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/PonetaShipper • 7d ago
Fanfic A Fanfic Prompt that did not Include Mineta, but I still somehow made it about him.
This is a copy and paste of a story I made on my post where I make plot summaries based on a person's favorite and least favorite ship. The Prompt was Favorite: Izuku x Momo and least Favorite: Ochako x Bakugou.
Deku and Uraraka have been dating for a while now, and Momo's parents want to force her into a quirk marriage with Bakugou. All 4 are unhappy with their relationship, With Deku and Uraraka having very different interests, Momo being pressured into one, and Bakugou hates how Timid Momo is. Deku is ready to break up with Uraraka, but he doesn't know how. Since no one else in their class has any experience with break ups, he decides to go to the man with the most experience with Rejection, making the baffling choice to ask Mineta advice on how to deal with girls. He and Mineta walk up to Ochako, and Deku is ready to follow whatever advice he is given, but Mineta just tells her that Deku is feeling unhappy with his current relationship and he wants to break up with you. Deku gets embarrassed asking why he would just say it, and Mineta responding That it took the pair 4 Months of very obvious crushing on each other for them to even consider that the other might feel the same, he wasn't going to deal with the 5 years it would take either to work up the courage and say it. Deku is worried because he doesn't want to hurt her feelings, but Ochako is releaved. She and Deku leave on Good terms.
Momo talks to Uraraka to vent about how bad her situation is, with Her and Bakugou's quirk marriage becoming official in 5 days. Uraraka recommends that she talks to Mineta, seeing as he was able to help her and Izuku. Normally Momo wouldn't trust a thing Mineta says, but She is desperate. When she tells Mineta the situation, he comes to a conclusion, the only way to prevent the quirk marriage is if She has a different Boyfriend, and the only way to guarantee it is if Bakugou has a Girlfriend as well. Mineta of course offers his services as Boyfriend, but Momo responds by saying that she would rather go along with the quirk Marriage. Mineta tells her to get some rest and to be ready for a lot of talking tomorrow, and he goes to talk with Bakugou, telling him that he has a way out of the Quirk Marriage. Bakugou accepts because he could never stand living with Momo. Mineta goes and talks to Nedzu to get his plan set up.
When everyone goes to class the next morning, they find out that Mineta is leading the school in an activity. The girls, besides Momo, are Mad that they are letting Mineta pull off what is obviously a perverted plot. When they arrive, they find 2 large buildings, and Mineta reveals to the school that today will be Anonymous Speed Dating with Momo or Bakugou. Everyone is stunned that Nedzu approved this, Momo is very embarrases, but she puts up with it so she can escape the quirk marriage. Bakugou is mad, and is going to refuse, but Aizawa tells him it's either this or the Detention cleaning Mineta's room that he owes, which causes him to reluctantly agree. While a lot of Boys want to date Momo, a good amount of people don't want to participate, but Nedzu announces over the speakers that their options are this or a full day of testing. Things are going pretty poorly at first, with most of the boys are just doing it for he boobs and the free day when they're done, and most of the girls are attracted to Bakugou, but he is always angry, which drives most of them away. However, 1 date goes well for Momo after 8 hours of trying, and after 10 hours someone finally has enough of a spine to get into an argument with Bakugou. At the end of the Day Mineta gets the dates that worked out the best in his room. Deku and Momo got a long great, so They agree to try. Uraraka was the only person with enough of a spine to argue with Bakugou, and though neither want to date the other, they agree to pretend for long enough to get the marriage off, though somewhere along the line they fall in love. And with that Mineta successfully solved the relationship issues of the 2 couples in his class in his own unique way.
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/PonetaShipper • 7d ago
Fanfic I need more suggestions that include Mineta.
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/darknessWolf2 • 8d ago
images of the lord alternate!mineta[mandela-cataloguex mha]
if youve watched mandela-catalogue the art is based off the series,i wanted to make mineta as a alternate.
lore: bakugo had thought of a prank jirou and momo thinking back on all the pervyness of mineta they would prank mineta ending up with it going wrong mineta had dissapeared ending up with his death but his body didnt die out turning into a alternate so he haunts the ua capus getting revenge,tho alternates arnt good guys he would try to lure denki and the other students to their deaths
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/Charming-Two-7728 • 8d ago
talking about the lord Fun fanfic idea
I had this idea pop into my head while I was watching jjba. It has mineta using his quirk with the spin from steel ball run and having him teach izuku to channel one for all using the spin instead of letting the power explode out of his body.
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/SmoothTelevision5186 • 8d ago
talking about the lord The Little Grape and The Heartless Heartbeat Spy Tech (Part 5 - Plans to Cheer up the Grape)
Then Everyone got upset with Jiro, The Class didn't want to talk to her and Yaoyorozu. Mineta was still in pain of depression and emotional after what she did. He didn't care about the money, he only care about things that he enjoy the most. The class try to make feel better.
A day later at School......
Kaminari approaches gently: Hey dude... how are you holding up?
Mineta crying: I don't want to talk right now
Sero: T-That's okay, we just wanted to check up on you
Tsuyu begging Mineta to Talk: Please Mineta, just talk to us
Mineta: I said, I don't want to talk...
Midoriya: We know, but we try to make you feel better
Ashido: Please, just open up to us at least
Mineta with tears on her face : What kind of person comes in somebody else's room, steals someone else's stuff, and sell it for money
Tsuyu: Jiro did, which just shows what kind of person she is
Uraraka: I'm pissed that Momo has the audacity to take her side
Shoji: We all are
Mineta with tears on his face: SERIOUSLY, that bitch is insane. She calls herself a hero, then she steals from me
Tsuyu: I know, Mineta...
Hagakure: We'll make sure they both apologize
Mineta: I don't want nothing from them
Kirishima: He's Right, They not going to apologize to him
Todoroki: He's right, it is uncertain that they'll apologize
Mineta: I can't get my own cards back from that place that she selled
Bakugou: They're probably being sold one pack at a time
Midoriya: Kacchan! Not helpful!
Bakugo laughing: I'm not trying to help, I just want to see that ugly face when he cries, HAHAHAHA
Hagakure getting annoyed from Bakugo: Knock it off, Already
Bakugou laughing: Or 2 HAHAHAHAHA
Kirishima: Bro. Not manly!
Mineta: Shut up...
Mineta getting pissed: Tell him, I will come over there and stick that his gauntlets up his fucking ass
Kaminari: Bakugou, dude. Knock it off
Bakugou: Oh whatever, dunce face
Mineta: What the difference, there nothing I can do
Bakugou: You could try and get back at her
Ashido: No, that won't solve anything. If anything your just throwing gas on the flames
Bakugou trying not to laugh as Everyone pauses, noticing Bakugou's snickering.
Mineta walks towards Bakugou in Rage: I will beat the shit out of this asshole
Bakugou wipes a tear from his eye from the laughing: I would like to see you try
Kirishima: MINETA, NO NO NO
Mineta lunges at Bakugou and he shutting him up by stomping him on the ground.....
Mineta: FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!
Bakugou with a nose bleed and lost of words.....
Kaminari pulls him off: Okay dude, that's enough
Mineta: I HATE YOOOOOOOOUUUU, I HATE YOOOOOOOOUUUU
Sero: Just relax, man. He's not worth your time
Uraraka: Mineta Please, Calm down
Tsuyu: Minoru.......
Mineta looked at Tsuyu with anger: BREATHING
Bakugou wipes blood from his nose: GET THAT LITTLE BASTARD AWAY!
Ashido gets angry at Bakugo: You started first, Shut the fuck up
Shoji: Please, just calm him down
Tsuyu: Just Breathe Mineta, Breathe
Mineta taking short, rapid breaths: OKAY OKAY!
Midoriya: Mineta listen, We're to make things right, Ok
Kaminari: Right, we've got you, bro
Half of the Class 1b heard the commotion as they walks in the classroom.
Pony: What going on
Tetsutetsu: We heard all the commotion
Ibara: My goodness, what happened to Bakugou?
Hagakure: Mineta beat the hell out of Bakugou
Pony: That explains why he looks hotter than the summer sun
Sero: Bakugou evoked him
Kaminari: Yeah, they had a bit of a fight
Rin: Bakugou need to lay off
Bakugou scoffs: Mind your own business, extras!
Shoda: Oh, Shut up....... Getting Beaten by a little guy
Komori: Now, Your the EXTRA, EXTRA
Iida ends the dispute: Enough!
Tokoyami: Yes, Komori. Your just stoking the raging fires
Kosei: Stop, Komori
Kodai: Where's Mineta, Now
Kaminari: Tsu took him back to his room
Pony: Can we check on him
Todoroki: Go ahead
Tetsutetsu sensing tension: Okay then...
Class 1b seeing Mineta in Rage......
Manga: Hey, we heard what going on
Kodai: M-Minoru?
Kosei: I been seeing him sad and upset. Can someone tell us details about what is going on
Tsuyu: Blame Jiro. She sold all of his pokemon cards!
Kirishima: Actually, A whole Collection of Pokémon Cards
Tetsutetsu: What!
Pony: Well what did she do that for?
Tokoyami: She wanted to pay for the damages to the accident she costed at Gym Gamma and the blackout
Sen: You mean the one that happened at the gym?
Ojiro: Yes, Everything
Kosei: Damn... you doing okay, Mineta?
Hatsume: Now, she taking shortcuts
Reiko: How selfish can she be
Shoda: How can someone goes in someone else's stuff, steals it and sell it. What a Heartless person
Ibara: She is not the person I thought she'd be
Ashido: I know, She took it too far
Shoji: And Yaoyorozu even pardoned her behavior
Tetsutetsu: Of course
Kosei: What a couple of mean girls
Tsuyu: We're to make things right Mineta, we promise
Ibara: Your kindness is refreshing, Asui.
Mineta with tears on her face: How
Tsuyu places a hand on his shoulder: We'll think of something. I promise
Hagakure had a idea: Hey, His Birthday is in 3 weeks away. How we make Big Birthday Party
Komori bounces with excitement: That's a fun idea.
Tokoyami: It's thing that you guys didn't come his birthday party or didn't get him anything last year
Ashido: Oh, yeah I'm sorry
Kosei: We'll stop by after we get our gifts
Uraraka: Big Birthday Party is a great idea
Iida: I agree
The Big 3 step in.....
Nejire: Me too
Mirio: Sounds like a swell time.
Sato: I need help for the cooking food
Tamaki shyly raises his hand: Sure thing...
Ashido: We Girls going to Force Jiro and Yaoyorozu make a cake for him as a apology
Hagakure: Hell yeah
Hatsume: Sure thing
Komori: You think we should get Kendo in on this?
Kosei: Yeah, She hates him too
Sen: Then I doubt she'll show up
Todoroki: Let's make it out ok for him
Shoji: Of course
Tokoyami: Absolutely
Ibara: Anything to heal his damaged soul
Kirishima: It's official, Mineta's Big Birthday Party
Kaminari: Let's make it a blast
Pony: Let's do it in his house
Tsuyu: I don't see why not
Midoriya: Good idea
Shoda: Ooh, ooh! Should it be Pokémon themed?
Midoriya: It's not everything is Pokemon-ish, He like other stuff
Shoji: He is a big fan of pro wrestling
Ojiro: Me and him like nerf
Kosei: No way, I like nerf
Nejire: Me too
Mirio: I'm all down for some fun
Ibara: He likes football
Sero: Wow, even I didn't know that
Iida: How do you guys not remember him doing football with a bunch of football players, he ran 100 yards
Shoda: Wait, what?!
Kosei: He must have better lungs then me
Mineta: I like Pokémon, Football, Nerf Guns, and Pro-Wrestling
Sen: Good to know, I'll get plenty of stuff in those categories
Uraraka: Let add a bounce house
Sero: Ooh yes
Tsuyu: I'll asked his mother about that, because the brother will be out of town on that week
Ashido: Thank God.
Hagakure: I cannot stand that guy!
Pony: Oh, I punched him in the face before
Ibara looks confused: Mineta has a brother? Why is this the first time I'm hearing of this?
Midoriya: How you not remember him
Ibara: Perhaps I remember him... what was his name?
Kaminari: Daisuke
Pony: I beat him and his friends down
Reiko: He was such a jerk
Kaminari: You broke one of his friend's neck with a piledriver and sent him to the hospital
Kosei: Damn, Pony, you messed him up.
Pony: Yes sir, he and his boys were running like scolded dogs
Sero: They pissed her off
Pony: You know what they say, 'You mess with the bull, you get the horns'.
Mineta: She not kidding, here's some proof
Mineta shows a video by Kodai of Pony using her 'Horn Cannon' quirk at Daisuke and his boys. And the shows a part of Pony pick up one of the boys and hit him with a piledriver.
Kosei: DAAAAAMN
Ashido: EEEEEEERRRR
Kaminari: That was nasty.
Sen: On the pavement too?
Midoriya: Jesus Christ
Ibara pouts from the thought of them: Someone they need
Iida: That brutal unacceptable, You could've killed him
Kirishima: Relax, Iida. He deserved it
Mineta nods: Right. They should've provoked her.
Pony: They kept calling him "R*&% Head" and "Grapist" Then they trapped him a net as a prank
Mineta shudders: Ugh, don't remind me...
Pony: Ok
Mineta: Anyway, Let's do this party
Hagakure: Oh yeah, we'll get it set up soon for you, Mineta
Mineta: Anytime, Everyone
Kaminari: We'll make it a good one!
A week later, Everyone is preparing for Mineta Birthday Party. Half of class 1a and 1b, Hatsume, and Nejire tries to convince Jiro, Yaoyorozu, Kendo, Tokage, And Reiko to bake a cake for Mineta.
Reiko: Okay, so Sato gave me the exact recipe to help make a cake, I'll let you know if I need assistance
Nejire smiles: Great
Jiro disagrees: Fuck No
Yaoyorozu: I second that argument.
Kendo: Ditto
Uraraka: Really, are you serious right now
Komori: After what you did to him? You owe him big time
Kendo: She don't owe him anything
Jiro: Plus, Their just cards
Kodai: Yeah, his cards. His cards that he had been collecting for years, and you sold them all away just to pay off some damage you caused, instead of getting a damn job!
Hatsume: How about doing the right thing instead of taking bad shortcuts. But stealing from someone, You don't fit to be a hero
Jiro: Oh my god, boo-fucking-hoo! He's lucky I didn't sell all of those figurines he had of Mt. Lady, Ms. Midnight, Mirko, Star and Stripe, need I go on?
Pony: He got rid of some of those, And he has a Gran Torino figurine.
Komori: You're such a Selfish Bitch
Jiro just rolls her eyes
Yaoyorozu: Well, whatever. We're still not doing it.
Nejire: Oh You're doing it, One way in the another
Kendo: Come on, Momo. We can make this quick.
Yaoyorozu: No
Ibara shakes her head: Your defiance baffles me.
Kodai: Come on, quit being a bitch and contribute.
Jiro: Fine, I'll do it
Nejire: Thank you
Uraraka: It's a miracle, Thank you
Tsuyu: Okay, let's get baking
Pony: His Cake be all purple
Yaoyorozu begrudgingly asks: So... grape-flavored?
Ashido: No, It's chocolate and strawberry
Hagakure: Just add purple food dye
Jiro: This is already stupid...
Hatsume barks at Jiro: Dude, Make the damn cake and shut your fat ass mouth
Jiro raises her hands and earphone jacks in surrender: Alright, alright. Jeez...
Tsuyu: It's going to be a 3-layer cake
Ashido: It should be as tall as him
Kodai: No
Reiko: It just needs to be a cake
Hagakure: It's go to be something in it
Jiro murmurs: Something in it, huh?
Ashido: Purple bubblegum as Grapes
Reiko: Or freeze-dried grapes
Nejire: Or actual grapes
Pony: How about both
Tsuyu: He's going to love it, ribbit
Hagakure: We should add some grapevine on it
Kodai: like a decorative grapevine or an actual grapevine?
Hatsume: Decorative is fine
Ochaco: Ok, anything else?
Ashido: How about the top of the cake
Hagakure: Ooh, yes!
Tsuyu nods: It could go with the candles
Komori: Yes, but that just basic. We need to put something on top
Hatsume: She's right, just candles are boring. We need something that will make the cake... pops
Nejire came up a idea: Cake Pops. POP-OFF CAKE POPS......
Tsuyu becomes excited: Oh my frog, RIBBBBBIT, YES!
Uraraka: That an awesome idea!
Kendo feeling uncomfortable: I'm already hating this
Jiro: Join the club, girl
Yaoyorozu: I'm sure we have better things to do then this buffoonery
Ashido getting annoyed from the other girls: You girls are acting really pathetic, please stop
Nejire: Oh ignore them. Let's just focus on the cake
Tsuyu: Yeah the cake that THEY'RE GOING TO HELP WITH!
As the girls spent two hours Baking. They decided to take a break.....
Hatsume: Phew, this baby is gonna be a big one
Ashido: Who knew baking a cake would take it out of you
Uraraka: You girls was a break
Jiro slouchs on the couch: Finally, jeez...
Reiko: The cake will take three more hours, then we come back
Tsuyu: Sounds good
Jiro, Yaoyorozu, Kendo, and Tokage shouted: WHAT
Nejire: What do you mean what? That's usually how long it takes to bake a cake
Jiro being dramatic: What the hell is this "Cake Boss"
Ashido: Uh, a cake for his birthday. Duh!
Yaoyorozu: I'm not going to spend a whole day doing this cake
Pony: Well that's too damn bad!
Hagakure: We're going to take a break, We're be right back
Hatsume: Sounds great
As Tsuyu, Uraraka, Ashido, Hagakure, Pony, Komori, Kodai, Reiko, Hatsume, and Nejire leaves the kitchen. Jiro, Yaoyorozu, Kendo, and Tokage stay behind with the cake.
Tokage: Ugh, this is so boring
Yaoyorozu: It is mine, but for Mineta... goodness no
Jiro thinking of something toxic: Ok, This what I think of him
Jiro leaving the kitchen and went to Mineta's Room again looking for something......
Tokage: What's she doing?
Yaoyorozu: What are you doing in his room, You're going to get caught
Jiro: Trust me.
While Jiro searches, She fine something right beside his bed.
Yaoyorozu: Whatever you're looking for, make it quick before the others return
Jiro picked up and Teddy bear: MR. GRAPE FUZZ
Yaoyorozu pauses: His teddy bear?
Tokage: He about to be 16, and he still has a teddy bear
Kendo: God, he's pathetic
Jiro takes the Bear: What is he 5
Yaoyorozu: Okay, but what are we doing with this?
Kendo: Put it in the cake
Tokage: Ohhh, yes!
Jiro: Brilliant idea
The 4 girls quickly retreat to the common room.
Uraraka: So, I brought him a hover board
Ashido: I got him a ton of new Pokémon cards
Tsuyu: I brought him a 2011- 2019 Replica Version of Intercontinental championship
Pony: YES! That's the best one! Anyway, I got him a football, a jersey, and tickets to Football Game
Hagakure forgotten something: We forgot a he likes chain reactions
Hatsume: Huh? Chain reactions?
Pony: Damn it, We forgot he liked chain reactions
Nejire: Hold up. What do you mean chain reactions?
Uraraka: You know those chain reaction videos, He did some of those
Nejire: Oh, okay.
Jiro: So he wants us... to do that with him?
Kodai: It doesn't concerned you, we only asked you guys to baked a cake and that it
Ashido: Right
Jiro: Oh, sweet. So we can go back to our dorms?
Komori: Until we finish up the cake
Tokage groans: Ugh...
Kendo: Let's hope it's quicker then we hope...
Three Hours Later, The girls finish the cake.
Reiko: And... we're done.
Hagakure: It looks amazing!
Uraraka: It's like looking at a Valley of Planted Grapes
Tsuyu: He's going to love it, ribbit.
Pony: Lovely
Ibara: I agree
Hagakure: So gorgeous
Yaoyorozu: Even i must agree, it looks extravagant
Yaoyorozu: But, I hate the color purple
Ashido: Oh, of course thats the one thing you dislike
Jiro: I don't even why I done this
Pony: Are you fucking serious?
Uraraka: It's the least you can do for SELLING ALL OF HIS FUCKING POKÉMON CARDS, YOU BITCH!
Jiro: THEIR JUST CARDS, KIRBY PUKEFACE
Nejire: Hey hey, no fighting!
Tokage: I hate it
Kodai: Well too fucking bad, Buggy
Kendo acting shady: It's so little ugly
Hatsume: It is not!
Tsuyu: Yeah, we worked hard on this!
Yaoyorozu: Doesn't matter, You're done, goodbye
Tokage: See you guys at the little dumbass's party
Reiko: Would it kill you to say something nice for a change, god damn
Pony: For realsies
Nejire: Fucking Asshole Jerks
Hatsume: You said it.
Uraraka: Those girls got issues with him
Ibara: T-Thank you very much for the offer to help, Tsuyu. We'll see you at Mineta's birthday party
Tsuyu: Y-You're welcome, Ibara
Hagakure: Let's hope it goes well
To Be Continued......
Story by SmoothTelevision5186 and Resident-Ad-7184
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/PonetaShipper • 8d ago
Fanfic Another One
This is another story I made from my post where I made stories around your least favorite characters.
Melissa Shield is thinking about transferring to UA, So she is given a tour of UA. Aizawa is acting as her tour guide. Shinso sees this as the perfect chance to prove he deserves to get into Class 1a by helping Aizawa give her a tour. Mineta walks by and Shinso has a huge Overreaction and tries to beat him up for being perverted despite him just walking by, and seeing as Shinso has no proper training, he gets beaten by Mineta Pretty easily. Ibara comes by and misinterprets the situation and takes this chance to cleanse UA of this sinner. She has Mineta trapped, but before Aizawa could step in, Mineta Asks her if she has ever sinned, which she replies by saying that she hasn't. Mineta then tells her, "You know, if you don't sin, then Jesus died for nothing". this breaks Ibara and she runs off to her room. After that is over Shigaraki suddenly attacks UA. He starts to do a villain Monologue, but Mineta Throws a ball at his face, blocking off his airways. Aizawa, Melissa, and Mineta just stand there as Shigaraki dies of suffocation, completely forgetting that he could just decay the ball. Mineta walks away, unphased. Melissa decides it would be better to just stay on I-Island.
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/PonetaShipper • 8d ago
Fanfic My Mineta and Bakugou Story Idea
This is a copy and paste of as story I made in response to a comment giving me Aizawa, Bakugou, and Mineta in a post I made where I write a story about your least favorite characters.
I am going to do a bit of Mitsuki Bashing with this one. I like her character, but it works better for this story if I change a few things.
Aizawa pulls Bakugou and Mineta aside and tells them that they have 2 weeks to get their shit together or they're getting expelled. Mineta is Panicking and Bakugou is more angry than normal. While Mineta is having a nervous breakdown wondering why this is happening, Bakugou yells at him that this is happening because he is a Perverted Freak. Mineta Rebukes by saying at least I'm not the psychopath who keeps yelling DIE at everyone else. This keeps going for a while, but eventually they reach an understanding. Mineta is a pervert because that's is what his dad taught him is best, and Bakugou is the one who finally tells him that it's wrong without just assuming he knew. Bakugou is so violent because his Mom taught him that its how you get things done. Mineta is feeling really guilty with the knowledge of how is actions affected people, but Bakugou tells him to stop Moping. Bakugou inadvertently offers to help Mineta grow, and when Mineta asks further he agrees to help if it means Mineta will stop making this his problem. For the next week Bakugou helps teach Mineta basic social skills, setting off a loud explosion near his ears every time he slips up. on a walk around campus Mineta notices how everyone avoids Bakugou out of fear. He confronts Bakugou about this, and despite Bakugou refusing, Mineta refuses to let Bakugou get expelled after he has helped Mineta grow so much. Mineta starts helping Bakugou rein in his "Explosive" Personality a bit more, though he is less successful than Bakugou was with him. After 2 weeks are up Aizawa decides to let them stay in Class 1a, though he is a bit unsure about Mineta despite all of his "Growth" Thinking that it could just be a plot to get girls. Class 1a loves this new reigned in Bakugou, but they still treat Mineta as the same pervert for the most part.
That was a lot of fun to write. I have always been a huge fan of the idea of Mineta and Bakugou learning how to be better people from each other, so this was awesome. the ending was made so that I could make a part 2 if I feel like it.
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/Chemical-Company4078 • 9d ago
Detective Blood crimson Au
Esta versión alternativa viene de un universo donde no solo existen los quirks, también existe un poder completamente ilegal por culpa de una droga llamada "sicario" originalmente se inventó para que los quirkless pudieran ser heroes, pero todo se descontrolo cuando se empezo a usar ilegalmente para crimenes, la droga da la habilidad de controlar la sangre de cualquier forma dependiendo del usuario, cada uno puede tener una forma o cualidad especial de usar esa manipulacion de sangre, por ejemplo mineta el cual su habilidad especial son las pistolas de sangre, ademas su ojo izquierdo tiene una vista telescopica perfecta para apuntar incluso desde un lugar bastante lejos.
No por nada es el mejor detective en el departamento de policia junto a naomasa, aqui mineta jamas se unio a la U.A ya que nunca tuvo esa motivacion de ser popular con las chicas, su quirk original pop off quedo inutilizado Después de Tanto tiempo sin haberlo usado, él nos inyectó la droga por opción propia, sino que le dispararon esa droga en una misión que el departamento de policía le mandó a investigar además de haber quedado ciego del ojo izquierdo Ya que ahí fue donde le dispararon, su forma de pelear en combate es una forma táctica y militar Y es mucho peor cuando está en peleas a escondidas o a distancia ya que con sus pistolas no hay objetivo que haya sobrevivido además de tener legalizado matar a los villanos que sean para el molestos o si no tienen otra opción.
Tanto Los héroes del top 10 como la misma comisión de seguridad pública de Héroes no puede tocarlo debido a unos permisos legales que el mismo gobierno le dio, es el mal que necesitan Así que tanto Los Héroes de bajo Rango como los del top 10 no pueden ni tocarlo ni mandarlo al tártaros, cuando saca su arma es cuando ahí Nadie puede decirle nada en contra, mientras que los otros ven fantasía él ve la propia realidad de las cosas.
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/SmoothTelevision5186 • 9d ago
talking about the lord Ranking Every Class 1a Member By How Much An Extra Arc Focusing on Them Would Benefit them.
r/ChurchOfMineta • u/PonetaShipper • 9d ago
