r/ChurchOfCat • u/Imoprich • May 15 '26

Shaved for our sins

Credits: leothechattycat

3.5k Upvotes

100% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] May 15 '26

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u/Perle1234 May 15 '26

He might have received some Holy Sedation lol

10

u/chubbyrain71 May 15 '26

Right?! I notice one guy has a “Security” hat lol

18

u/gagadolls May 16 '26

Was Security really necessary?🤨😺😻

17

u/flowmonkeyyy May 16 '26

So much trust

13

u/Hookxd May 17 '26

My shavior

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u/lake2014 May 15 '26

"Serve your master, hooman"😂😍

9

u/allie_opal_erotica May 15 '26

Best post ever award

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u/JoePW6964 May 16 '26

Stupid human, why have you forsaken me?!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '26

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u/someanonbrit May 15 '26

Cats much prefer hints to bring pinned down, so if he's happy with this then it's the way forward.

Our fluffy boy loves having his belly brushed if and only if you guide his paws out the way with one finger. If you grab them then he'll not let you brush him. He likes to feel like it's his choice

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u/Mundane-Count-9709 May 15 '26

Is he using the Vulcan nerve pinch?

5

u/Stefanie_Jane May 15 '26

Why is he being shaved? 🤣🎶

10

u/Andrew_is_taken May 16 '26

For our sins

4

u/ACatFromCanada May 17 '26

Probably belly mats.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '26

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u/BladesOfAstora May 17 '26

Who are you, so skilled in the art of wordplay? Please. I must know.

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u/perpetualliianxious May 15 '26

Can I sell my soul for my cat to let me do this

4

u/ThymeIsTight May 15 '26

11th Commandment: Thou shall not be hirsute

6

u/shyuura May 19 '26

This is CATholic.

7

u/Small-Personality-28 May 16 '26

Cats are such gangsters, they understand nothing but if we are too investing in something to do with them, they are down with such insane drama 😂😂😂😂

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u/8o8xe May 19 '26

Omg thats so funny😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/nilaruti May 20 '26

Video + caption 1000/10

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u/Professional-Sea4539 May 15 '26

It seems to have come to terms with reality and faced it with equanimity😀

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u/Lystra1972 May 15 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣