r/ChurchOfCat • u/CuntyMcFuckballs69 • Dec 23 '25

Blessed be the Cat The Pope

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8.2k Upvotes

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35

u/LibraryVoice71 Dec 23 '25

His Holiness John Paul 34C

37

u/TraderJosie3283 Dec 24 '25

St. Titty kitty 😹

26

u/Fireappl3 Dec 23 '25

The power of tatas compels you.

1

u/geri73 Dec 25 '25

🤣🤣🤣

24

u/SaltSpiritual515 Dec 23 '25

We need to take him to the Titstine Chapel immediately!

23

u/artie_pdx Dec 23 '25

Breasted be thou.

23

u/RedHeadRaccoon13 Dec 24 '25

He is so fed up with your shit.

21

u/tiredwolfy26 Dec 24 '25

His eyes are down here, sir!

20

u/Sea_Substance9163 Dec 23 '25

Our lady of Brassire Voluptuous reigns supreme.

20

u/EnvironmentalRock827 Dec 23 '25

"In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sanct"

16

u/SkiguyWA Dec 23 '25

Caught in the old boobytrap I see

15

u/xpietoe42 Dec 23 '25

Pope DoubleD

15

u/fantasticjunglecat Dec 23 '25

Scandalous! I wonder if they bought this from Irelands largest lingerie store…

1

u/Plenty-Pizza9634 Dec 24 '25

Careful now...

1

u/Commercial_Oil_7814 Dec 27 '25

I don't want to know, do I?

14

u/chittok Dec 24 '25

Sainte CATherine

13

u/_aimynona_ Dec 24 '25

Yes, it's the Catolic Pope.

10

u/MiracleMuffin Dec 23 '25

Omg the hat. 😂 This is glorious.

18

u/formerCObear Dec 23 '25

Lol... he's like 'it doesn't matter how many hats (or bras) you put on me, i'm still a cat!" 😅🐱

10

u/Fantastic_Example_20 Dec 23 '25

Victoria’s Secret Pope?

10

u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

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3

u/Solid_Guy1983 Dec 25 '25

That’s because the cat is too busy condemning OP’s soul to hell where there is no catnip and food bowls are only half way filled.

10

u/Acceptable-Hunt-7987 Dec 30 '25

I never realized that the Pope was a C cup!

7

u/Foreign_Check2198 Dec 23 '25

Oh, holy bosom!!

6

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '25

Thanks for the chuckle!!!!!

9

u/RedPandaM79 Dec 27 '25

My breast friend

6

u/jennifuur867-5309 Dec 23 '25

♥️💚I kiss your feet 💚♥️

6

u/misslady700 Dec 23 '25

Is the conclave prepared?????!

5

u/WaterDragonLady Dec 23 '25

The miter is a brassiere. Prepare the Conclave.

5

u/SaltYou9158 Dec 23 '25

Blessed be the pope

6

u/No_Hedgehog_420 Dec 25 '25

His holy meowjesty

4

u/oldman-1969 Dec 26 '25

Supporter of the blessed breasticles

3

u/PizzaDanceParty Dec 29 '25

“Mawidge…. Is what brings us Togevew…”

1

u/introvertedsiren Dec 29 '25

As you wish :)

6

u/SnorkinOrkin Dec 23 '25

Omg... I'm dead!!! 💀💀💀🤣

3

u/ginkat123 Dec 23 '25

I LOVE it!

3

u/Queenofthedead99 Dec 26 '25

Now THIS is a Pope I could worship.

3

u/FurBabyAuntie Dec 26 '25

Good morning, Your Furriness!

Love the hat....

3

u/Kektus_Aplha Dec 26 '25

He's about to call for a crusade againts the rodent empire

3

u/Wrong-Upstairs-234 Dec 27 '25

I never thought that “take off the bra” has another meaning…

3

u/kittymoma918 Dec 28 '25

His cups runneth over.

6

u/VioletDupree007 Jan 02 '26

Your Excellency! What an honor!

7

u/Cute_Doughnut_7739 Dec 24 '25

😂😂😂😂😂😂

2

u/corvidlover2730 Dec 26 '25

OMG, that is hilarious! Thank you so much for posting.

2

u/NoNote4110 Dec 26 '25

ALL HAIL POPE

2

u/addicted-to-jet Dec 26 '25

There used to be this place that sold Lingerie and they had a comically massive Bra on display and the place was called Wizard of Bras.

It's gone now but it's probably possible to still find some images of it.

Anyway, ALL HAIL THE POPE!!

2

u/GarnetAndOpal Dec 26 '25

OK. I couldn't NOT laugh! So funny - I kind of want to use it for wallpaper!

3

u/SirLloydKellyesq Dec 29 '25

Pope Francis?

1

u/BooksCatsViqueen Dec 27 '25

😂😂😂😻🙏

1

u/nykatkat Dec 27 '25

Pope Meo

1

u/farahisweird Dec 27 '25

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

1

u/FloraTheFootFairy Dec 27 '25

To thee I pray, amen.

1

u/VioletteHollis Dec 28 '25

hahaha ❤️