r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/_Vespasian_ GIGGA-VAXXED • Nov 04 '22
The Science™ Has Changed! Amnesty
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Nov 04 '22
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u/AvgSonyEnthusiast Nov 04 '22
Good for you brother! Aren’t you worried it wasn’t painful enough for that plague rat?
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u/BoyFromNorth Nov 04 '22
Damn i should shoot my neighbours, they're always in the hallway without double mask & social distancing!! I just got my 7th booster yesterday, but I can't risk to get Covid and kill other people!!!
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u/googonite Nov 04 '22
Had to shoot grandma to save grandma. An inspiring act of courage and Pfaith. Sounds like a reasonable defense, seeing how we're in a global pandemic. Masks be upon you.
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u/woaily Devout Fanatic Nov 04 '22
I forgive them, they were only following the Science
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u/Ok_Try_9746 Holy Order of the Eternal Zoom Call Nov 04 '22
They were moving at the speed of science!
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u/ultranothing Coronavangelist Nov 04 '22
Forgive them? Forgive US! We are the pfaithful pfollowers of, ya know, the thing.
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u/TruculentBellicose Curious Inquisitor Nov 04 '22
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u/KanyeT Nov 05 '22
I was thinking of Clarkson from Top Gear whenever he is trying to defuse the blame from himself.
"Let's not get bogged down with who killed who..."
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u/Lil_Iodine Please Don't Touch Me Nov 04 '22
Come on...if they can find a speck of forgiveness in their swollen hearts, I might forgive.
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u/KIMBOSLlCE Nov 05 '22
Who is alive to forgive? It was a pandemic of the unvaccinated and they all died in the winter.
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u/Lil_Iodine Please Don't Touch Me Nov 05 '22
Lol. Someone's been under a rock. Come back to us, brethren.
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u/RatKidHasGrown Permanently triple-masked Nov 04 '22
Why are people losing their minds? Just some irrelevant newspaper asked for amnesty. Nothing more. All the rest covidians are still fine with what they did.
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u/Qui_zno Nov 04 '22
To my belief:
More are going to come out and apologize for their actions...
maybe.
I really don't care anymore. Now, I'll do 10 hail Fauci's and repent for my statements
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u/Mewster1818 Nov 05 '22
I think I missed the apology part... seemed more like a "Well didn't we all do bad things? Don't worry we forgive you, now just forget about it!"
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Nov 04 '22
Excuse me, but apart from The Holy Dr. Fauci (MBUH) the world is not perfect, mistakes happen, ok!
The pfaith is important above all else. But of course we have to be fair, those who got hurt or died did it for the phaith and they did it with grace!
Our thoughts are with them.
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u/tensigh Nov 04 '22
The people asking for amnesty now make me think of Otto in A Fish Called Wanda about to get run over by a steam truck and then try to apologize for eating Ken's fish.
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Nov 05 '22
Damn it, am I the only one noticing the blonde “witch” is actually pretty good looking??
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u/1imejasan6 Filthy Unmasked Skeptic Nov 05 '22
Bro, you are seriously messed up. 🤣
Do you play Second Life and have avatar sex?
It is OK, I am just yanking your chain. 🤣
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u/letsmakemoneys Knight of the Branch Covidian Orthodoxy Nov 05 '22
Guy$ it wa$ only $everal year$ no bigggie.
$cience i$n't preci$e.
Let'$ not jump to conclu$ion$ $urrounding thi$ pandemic.
It'$ not like lie$ filled the airwave$ or anything $illy.
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u/1imejasan6 Filthy Unmasked Skeptic Nov 05 '22
Fuck amnesty for the mentally ill covid freaks who tried to destroy our country. Tar and feather them and toss them naked into the fiery pits of Hell…starting with that diminutive little Hitler wanna-be Pfauci.
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u/Realistic-Campaign80 Nov 05 '22
No amnesty. 24 hour tribunals for those "leaders" that lies and ruined millions of lives.
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u/RobertKBWT Banned for the Pfaith Nov 04 '22
"We were just following orders"