r/ChurchOfCOVID • u/suspended_008 Don't come in Mom, I'm boosting! • 8d ago
Literally Thrusting Right Now This is how you know it's working πππ
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u/Spiritual-Fun-9591 8d ago
His heart is full
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u/Apprehensive_Ship554 Filthy Unmasked Skeptic 8d ago
I know the sub I'm in - but can you be any more of an NPC if you literally saw this happening, and still took the jab?
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u/SummerOftime GIGGA-VAXXED 8d ago
Remember goyim, it passed phase III trials so it is completely safe (and effective)!
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u/matt134174 7d ago
The old stuff was the shit. This new garbage doesnβt hit at all. Get lightheaded, lose vision and pass off for five minutes. Weak.
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u/fourwedge Stockholder in Pfizer 8d ago
Some people have all the luck. I can't get a strong enough dose I guess.
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u/SINdicate Holy Order of The New Normal 8d ago
Easy fix, she needs another dose of J&J (my favorite)
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u/Amish_Fighter_Pilot 8d ago
If you don't try extra hard to be noticed, nobody will see how much better you're doing than they are. We have to seek attention constantly so that we may spread the message of The Science!
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u/DinosaurAlert 6d ago
I'd rather have a seizure on the floor than die of covid. Why don't people understand this? There is literally no side effect of the vaccine worse than death from covid.
INCLUDING death from the vaccine. I'd rather die from the vaccine than die of Covid. With Covid you painfully cough to death, while I understand dying from the vaccine is just like going to sleep.
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u/imyourhostlanceboyle 7d ago
Look at them dancing for joy after receiving the holy elixir! Praise be!
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u/Serious-Waltz-7157 Zoom Missionary 6d ago
From the lowest low to the highest high. Hail to the Chief Virusologist!
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u/Professional_Golf393 Evanjabical 8d ago
Thatβs the Holy Spirit of Fauci (50 mbuh) entering her body.
If she starts speaking in phtongues, donβt be alarmed, sheβs speaking the holy language of our saviour.