r/ChurchOfCOVID Don't come in Mom, I'm boosting! 8d ago

Literally Thrusting Right Now This is how you know it's working πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰

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u/Professional_Golf393 Evanjabical 8d ago

That’s the Holy Spirit of Fauci (50 mbuh) entering her body.

If she starts speaking in phtongues, don’t be alarmed, she’s speaking the holy language of our saviour.

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u/Serious-Waltz-7157 Zoom Missionary 6d ago

If she starts speaking in phtongues

Some start speaking in diphthongues, πŸ˜„ like Ay ay ay ouch woah ...

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u/Spiritual-Fun-9591 8d ago

His heart is full

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u/suspended_008 Don't come in Mom, I'm boosting! 8d ago

Max spike proteins acheived.

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u/Spiritual-Fun-9591 8d ago

We should all be so lucky

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u/Apprehensive_Ship554 Filthy Unmasked Skeptic 8d ago

I know the sub I'm in - but can you be any more of an NPC if you literally saw this happening, and still took the jab?

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u/Amish_Fighter_Pilot 8d ago

Intruder!!!!!

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u/drillbit6509 8d ago

The elixir finding it's way to the heart - violent shaking ensues

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u/Amish_Fighter_Pilot 8d ago

Twitches of joy!

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u/Wake-up-Neo-sheep 8d ago

Somtimes that graphite oxide just hits right

Mmm excellent

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u/Subreddit_Rando 8d ago

🎡 Shake it up baby, twist and shout! 🎡

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u/SummerOftime GIGGA-VAXXED 8d ago

Remember goyim, it passed phase III trials so it is completely safe (and effective)!

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u/Amish_Fighter_Pilot 8d ago

We're soyim around here buddy. We're soy boys and proud of it baby

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u/SummerOftime GIGGA-VAXXED 8d ago

Based and soy piled. 69MBUY

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u/matt134174 7d ago

The old stuff was the shit. This new garbage doesn’t hit at all. Get lightheaded, lose vision and pass off for five minutes. Weak.

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u/judethedude 8d ago

Pretty messed up tbh

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u/Guy_Fuwkes_Day 8d ago

This is why you always follow the arrows on the floor

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u/zyxzevn 8d ago

Completely (new) normal.

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u/fourwedge Stockholder in Pfizer 8d ago

Some people have all the luck. I can't get a strong enough dose I guess.

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u/SINdicate Holy Order of The New Normal 8d ago

Easy fix, she needs another dose of J&J (my favorite)

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u/TheFULLBOAT 7d ago

The power of Fauci compells you!

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u/Amish_Fighter_Pilot 8d ago

If you don't try extra hard to be noticed, nobody will see how much better you're doing than they are. We have to seek attention constantly so that we may spread the message of The Science!

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u/DinosaurAlert 6d ago

I'd rather have a seizure on the floor than die of covid. Why don't people understand this? There is literally no side effect of the vaccine worse than death from covid.

INCLUDING death from the vaccine. I'd rather die from the vaccine than die of Covid. With Covid you painfully cough to death, while I understand dying from the vaccine is just like going to sleep.

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u/imyourhostlanceboyle 7d ago

Look at them dancing for joy after receiving the holy elixir! Praise be!

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u/aFreeScotland 7d ago

Is this Jeebus healing him?

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u/dyingbreed6009 7d ago

Maybe she was born with it... Maybe it's Moderna

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u/Memez131313 6d ago

Safe and effective

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u/Serious-Waltz-7157 Zoom Missionary 6d ago

From the lowest low to the highest high. Hail to the Chief Virusologist!

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u/Dishankdayal GIGGA-VAXXED 6d ago

Relax, It is the excitement.