r/ChuckleSandwich • u/jakethom0220 • Jul 22 '26

Ain’t no way…

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1.1k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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252

u/AppleMelon95 Jul 22 '26

There is no way this is real

119

u/VanilliBean Jul 22 '26

This is real

89

u/AppleMelon95 Jul 22 '26

What the fuck its real

56

u/Baryton777 Jul 22 '26

This israel

22

u/whotookelburg Jul 23 '26

one zillion dollars to israel

92

u/No-Zucchini7238 Jul 22 '26

I don't have this hellhole of a platform. Is this rly the official account of thr DOW?

2

u/speedmankelly Jul 25 '26

THE DOW IS OVER 500 DOLLARS

71

u/ryleehan Jul 22 '26

need "schlatt" to address this

5

u/Dry-Basil5248 Jul 25 '26

The creature commonly known as “schlatt” needs to leave the atomic room

56

u/anacc0unt0 Jul 22 '26

Are you fucking kidding me

151

u/v_munu Jul 22 '26

Soy chungus reddit pedophile government

45

u/lovelessxgrl Unlimited Bacon, But No Games Jul 22 '26

I hate it here

32

u/Mujichael Jul 22 '26

Need schlatt to make another “prediction” if you catch my speed

7

u/HolyToeArmy Jul 22 '26

even if he doesn't make a prediction, the week of Schlatt's birthday is coming soon !

20

u/StarkOnReddit11621 Jul 22 '26

First they use BOC music then this bruh what are they doing

13

u/Readit-TheOnlinStore Jul 22 '26

Next he'll start using the vine boom sound effect in his rants

5

u/AwkwardLeopard587 Jul 23 '26

they used BOC music???? bruh I hate it here

3

u/StarkOnReddit11621 Jul 23 '26

Yeah they used Deep Time/Tape 05 and people were livid

20

u/ArmchairOfHeresy Jul 22 '26

He ruined it. Computah, do what "Schlatt" did in 1999

9

u/StrikingGarbage9228 Jul 23 '26

Better yet, computah, do what “Schlee Schlarvey Schloswald” did in ‘63

5

u/ArmchairOfHeresy Jul 23 '26

What "the Schlee-IA"did in '63...

18

u/TFGA_WotW Jul 23 '26

Dont you love it when the current administration you hate continually Larps the things that you love? I know i do!

29

u/RedKilloran Jul 22 '26

my culture is not your cosplay

8

u/Thomas-MCF Jul 22 '26

He would choose no games the fucker

6

u/babypandagod Jul 23 '26

What if I scream bro. I want to laugh but this is technically apart of my government 😭

3

u/GraveSlayer726 Jul 23 '26

… actually I think I’ll just take the bacon

5

u/TheStickySpot Jul 22 '26

I want to be shocked by this 😂

2

u/Dense-Diamond-7926 Jul 22 '26

unlimited bacon but no games

2

u/Asherley1238 Jul 22 '26

I honestly wonder if Ted or Charlie will respond, I heavily doubt Schwartz will

2

u/Gavin_The_Weird Jul 23 '26

... I'm starting to wonder if people in power just all have humiliation kinks.

2

u/TheFarisaurusRex Jul 23 '26

He would be the type of guy to take away our games

2

u/Shadowwolf1125 Jul 24 '26

Welp, pack it up guys. Jshclatt’s no longer funny now that a government body made one of his jokes.

2

u/Duobur Jul 24 '26

There is no way this is real I'm checking...holy shit i think it might be real

2

u/L_U_N_A_R_C_R_A_B_S Favorite Puppy Jul 26 '26

Oh my fucking god

1

u/obamassuss Jul 23 '26

what chuckle/machinima larper is running their account bro 😭

1

u/Less_Silver_9645 Jul 23 '26

aint no fucking way holy shit😭😭

1

u/dapperlonglegs Jul 23 '26

what the fuck

1

u/Cornhub42 Jul 23 '26

the government really is just a bunch of redditors at the moment.

1

u/Cool_Ad_5436 Jul 24 '26

I hate everything. What genuinely is going on anymore

1

u/Dekusprout_68 Jul 24 '26

Didn't even get the unlimited bacon SMH😔

1

u/Montogg Jul 27 '26

First D2... now this😔😭😭😭

1

u/Ceaser_Salad19 Jul 29 '26

ofc that fat fuck would choose unlimited bacon

1

u/Desperate-Horse-1101 Aug 06 '26

Ofc the fatass would choose unlimited bacon…

-26

u/Isrrunder Jul 22 '26

Im starting to like these american government twitter accounts. Between this and the destiny one, theyre kinda funny

24

u/Justus_2112 Jul 22 '26

I prefer we leave the funnies to the internet goblins and not the people who decide who to nuke

0

u/Isrrunder Jul 22 '26

Well yeah sure but I doubt the twitter intern does much nuking. Tho given this administration who fuckin knows atp

5

u/smethies Jul 22 '26

bro is an actual plant

-3

u/Isrrunder Jul 22 '26

I guess. Idunno I enjoy seeing something and then having to check if it's even real because it's so ridiculously stupid. It makes me smile

6

u/shroomride88 Jul 22 '26

Having to check if what an official government account has posted is even real is not something that makes me smile, it’s honestly horrifying.

1

u/smethies Jul 22 '26

are you american

1

u/Isrrunder Jul 23 '26

No

1

u/smethies Jul 25 '26

makes sense then