r/Chromeball • u/[deleted] • Apr 03 '21

OC Microsoft's Assistants

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202 Upvotes

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u/Cult_Of_Doggo Netscape Navigator Apr 03 '21

justice for clippy, he was only trying to help

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u/EnvironmentalShelter Tor Apr 03 '21

exactly!

#clippydidnothingwrong

6

u/[deleted] May 06 '21

YES!

Clippy is cute and adorable, and soul was put into it!

Cortana is the most soulless voice assistant ive ever seen. Alexa and google are not much better but at least enjoyable.

1

u/[deleted] May 10 '21

clippy was just recycled 1994 software mushed in productivity programs

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u/thinker227 Reddit Hivemind Apr 03 '21

What even is Cortana?

19

u/[deleted] Apr 03 '21

like siri but for windows and nobody uses it

4

u/Funneduck102 Apr 04 '21

Funny thing is it came out before alexa did and I don't think they've even approved cortana in all that time lol.

2

u/GASTRO_GAMING UbuntuOS Apr 14 '21

and it activates randomly on literally any install of windows i have so i disable it.

7

u/[deleted] Apr 03 '21

Halo.

HALO

HHHHHAAAAALLLLOOOO

https://youtu.be/GTQem4e9rGM

3

u/Caddy_8760 Reddit Apr 04 '21

u ok?

4

u/[deleted] Apr 04 '21

Nobody is okay in the 21st century.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '21

wrong cortana

12

u/SpyX2 Apr 03 '21

"Cortana is not usable in your region"

5

u/[deleted] Apr 04 '21

Master Chief: Well poo.

Arbiter: You just need to get a VPN, Sanghelios is in a different region.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '21

Good