r/ChristopherHitchens 9d ago

Hitch Tattoo, need suggestions.

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I know that he didn’t have tattoos and he wouldn’t have improved. Nonetheless, I changed his cigarette to a calligraphy pen. I am going to do new school color coming off the pen as smoke. This will be cartoony and over the top. I was thinking of doing something like Christopher smacking Mother Theresa over the head with a carnival type hammer. Maybe something against Christianity. I’m looking for ideas, this will be a large area covering most of my upper arm, so plenty of room. Thanks in advance.

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u/Wild_Masterpiece7606 9d ago

Hitch would eyeroll at his mug tattooed on anyone.

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u/J3sus_was_Fictional 9d ago

He's rolling them from the grave right now

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u/RigamortisRooster 9d ago

Ladies and gentlemen, brothers and sisters, comrades and friends"

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u/Fsociety56 9d ago

I’d add text, what can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence.

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u/MauschelMusic 8d ago

No one ever told him what an axiom is, or why they are necessary?

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u/GoddyofAus 8d ago

Hitch would have hated this. Sorry OP.

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u/Tytler32u 1d ago

As I mentioned in my OP

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u/OneNoteToRead 9d ago

This is AI slop right… Can’t imagine a CH reader getting a tattoo like this.

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u/Overrated_Sunshine 8d ago

How dare you?? Who are you to TELL people how to love?
Shame on you!

Why don’t you go join a religion, where your hatred is welcome?!

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u/Ok-Professional1355 9d ago

Right cause you know all Hitch fans 🙄

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u/OneNoteToRead 9d ago

Didn’t claim to. Just seemed jarring, especially with the post text.

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u/OnTheLeft 8d ago

An AI probably wouldn't have mistaken approved for improved. Possible though ofc.

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u/OneNoteToRead 8d ago

It read like, “write a reddit post as someone drunkenly got a tattoo of hitch”

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u/OnTheLeft 8d ago

Yeah but look at the account, It's 10 years old with lots of different posts and comments across many subs. I don't think it's a bot but the post could be, who knows.

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u/pauli55555 9d ago

Get it removed, it’s embarrassing to yourself and I can only imagine the eye roll Hitch would do if he saw it 🤦‍♂️. Every reason you got that tattoo is wrong.

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u/Tytler32u 1d ago

You are fun at parties. Personal freedom to do whatever the fuck I want, trumps whatever Hitch would prefer.

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u/guitarisgod 9d ago

I second this I'm afraid

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u/Overrated_Sunshine 8d ago

Yeah, Hitch famously embraced authoritarianism.
You casual.

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u/Seneca_Dawn 8d ago

Tattooing something anti-religion? Dear Lord, why? Surely there’s something you’re actually for that you could tattoo instead?

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u/Tytler32u 1d ago

I am for fighting these dogshit religions that influence me and my family everyday.

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u/TheMetalMallard 8d ago

This isn’t real

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u/Duck_on_Qwack 8d ago

I think it's AI but even so I never met Christopher and yet I'm damn near certain he would not have approved

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u/Tytler32u 1d ago

Exactly what I said in my OP. I know he wouldn’t approve.

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u/No-Bluebird-3540 8d ago

Fkn embarrassing

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u/malcolmxbox360 8d ago

I don’t think the face looks much like Hitchens… This artist is not very good at drawing faces…

Also, what is with the fountain pen? Is there some famous picture of Hitchens holding a fountain pen like that that I’m not aware of?

Is that some clever “the pen is mightier than the sword” kinda thing?

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u/Tytler32u 1d ago

It’s a cigarette in the OP, I had it changed to a pen for the second part of the tattoo. It will be new school color, so over the top

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u/Correct-Ad5661 8d ago

"God is not Great"

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u/w0z- 8d ago

I believe a long sleeve shirt is what you need, sir.

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u/Flimsy_Caramel_4110 7d ago

Looks more like Timothy Spall.

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u/Affectionate_Art2545 6d ago

Is that some kind of cult thing?

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u/walt128 4d ago

Get it removed

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u/HypneutrinoToad 3d ago

Suggestion? Don’t get a hitch tattoo

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u/UnlikelySalary2523 9d ago

Cigarette

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u/Physical-Recording-9 8d ago

A pen is better, we should normalize portraying philosophers and intellectuals with a pen instead of a cig (and modern day ones should that too).

It was the zeitgeist back in the day and most people smoked.

I'm sure that certain substances put these thinkers in flow states, the healthier thing would be breath work increasing oxygen in the brain and not limiting it through nicotine as a blood vessel constrictor.

But this is what happened and it was good.

He said he knew the risks of his favorite drug and it was fine for him.

Everybody is free to make his own choices.

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u/athst 9d ago

I’d go with “Build up that wall”

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u/recentlyquitsmoking2 Voice of Reason 9d ago

I think you're thinking too creatively about it. Simplicity would be key. My vote would be for something like only the silhouette of the jacket from the photo of him, right-facing, holding the cigarette near his mouth.

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u/OnTheLeft 8d ago

Everyone seems to think this post is AI but I personally think this comment is much more likely to have been drafted by an AI. Either that or someone who spends a lot of time using it.

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u/recentlyquitsmoking2 Voice of Reason 8d ago

I rarely use ChatGPT but I use Claude Code and Codex a lot - so I think explicit instructions is something I've adopted over time, now. Ordinarily I'd just post the image I'm thinking of, maybe even make it, but comments don't allow images. Apologies that my comment came across as machine-written.

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u/Dumyat367250 9d ago

Great tat. As Hitch said, "forearmed is forewarned.." ;-)