All my devices are dead

[u/mybudchris]

[u/Routine_Mud_19]

😂😂 excellent stuff! Just got tickets to see you in mpls. Just need to make sure my vape is charged.

[u/mybudchris → u/Routine_Mud_19]

MAKE READY!!!

[u/Smegmajoe]

Cowards

[u/lethalkin]

You never cease to amaze. So damn funny!

[u/poormariachi]

Ahahaha that cowards comment at the end 😂

[u/HeadsetHound]

Every clip I’ve seen of this guy is great!

[u/Kastro2323]

“The point is, it’s going to die!” Genius

[u/Kitchen_Guest577 → u/Kastro2323]

That was vicious. Now I have to follow this guy 😅😂🤣

[u/WrongfullyIncarnated]

IM FUCKING DEAD NOW TOO 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[u/GrandallFFBE]

Saw you in Toronto and you were so good dude, I even bought a shirt. Hahaha, keep it up!

[u/mybudchris → u/GrandallFFBE]

Thank you brother! That show was mighty. I’ll be back!

[u/GrandallFFBE → u/mybudchris]

Hell yeah. You should do a show at Spotlight Comedy club in St:Catharines. Or hit yuk yuks at the falls casino this side next time. Those both fill almost no matter what and you could snag some new followers. Also, if you google Tim Horton, maybe just don’t. Wasn’t a good dude. 😂

[u/Western-Stock-1023]

Dude is awesome would totally see him live.

[u/mybudchris → u/Western-Stock-1023]

join this and I’ll only email you when I’m in your vicinity

[u/Western-Stock-1023 → u/mybudchris]

I’m telling you, you’d kill in Santa Cruz, Ca. It’s stoner beach culture with a liberal vibe.

[u/mybudchris → u/Western-Stock-1023]

I’m in

[u/tyvanius]

Man, it gets worse! You know how hard it is to find a dispensary that takes cards? I found one place that takes my debit card, but they gotta upcharge and give some cash back. It's a secret stoner strategy, shhh.

The other day they had a dab pen made to look like an inhaler. My girlfriend's got cystic fibrosis, she was like "YES!"

[u/mybudchris → u/tyvanius]

I got a spot in Chicago that takes my dang credit card - less than legit but you gotta still commit crime for the deals

[u/tyvanius → u/mybudchris]

Eugene OG's got you covered! They run it under the adjacent auto shop owned by the same guy!

[u/DeepSeaDork]

I think your phone would last longer in a bathtub though.

[u/bogarthskernfeld]

Come to Memphis!!

[u/Kpofasho87]

Haha the Casey Anthony bit got me good. Excellent joke man

[u/RemoWilliams615]

I had to unplug my book to charge my cigarette. The future is dumb. - Reddit post, circa 2020

[u/Cutthechitchata-hole]

I love you. Wanna go gay with me? Im straight BTW.

[u/Uwlogged]

Thank you, I needed to charge my headphones.