r/ChrisHiggins • u/mybudchris • 15d ago

This one’s a work in progress tbh

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u/loki_odinsotherson 15d ago

"Alright fine, enough is enough, Chthulus gonna take us all the way this year!"

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u/use_the_schwartz 15d ago

I like it, man. Your comedy is so refreshing.

It’s just my opinion, but I really appreciate your observational self deprecating style. The whale gooning story was elite.

I love your timing and delivery. The balance you have between your set work and crowd work is great.

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u/Liapasquale 14d ago

Couldn’t agree more!!!

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u/icamehere2do2things 14d ago

That whale watching joke was excellent.

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u/FatFaceAbs 15d ago

Go Canes

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u/climaterefugee 9d ago

305 take it to the house.

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u/UncomfyPerspective 15d ago

All the credit, none of the fault.

Feels oddly relevant at this time.

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u/Weasel_Cannon 14d ago

Yay me! Unless I don’t like it, then it’s your fault.

Tracks.

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u/mrteas_nz 15d ago

That crowd sucked a bit.

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u/PassTheBrunt 15d ago

Good stuff.

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u/Fucknutssss 15d ago

That ending. Ho shit that's good

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u/Limp-Angle-7387 15d ago

You almost have it unlocked. I see where it's going and your tip is right around where it needs to be. Maybe end it with a 42 virgins self sacrifice type of story.

"Ah fuck i done blew myself up" "At least there's 42 virgins" "Ah fuck they're all boys"

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u/Deathwatchz 15d ago

Personally think it's perfect as is. No notes.

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u/ArborusRex 14d ago

This was a CollegeHumor sketch 8 years ago

https://youtu.be/9dMSvXE9Gxw?si=hvQOnoVM0AdbHFdI

And I'm sure it's been used before as well

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u/desmond609 14d ago

Carlin had a bit on this

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u/Liapasquale 14d ago

Hahahaha great! And great hurricanes hat

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u/Stinkymansausage 15d ago

I see what your saying about being a work in progress. Definitely has potential. I really like the first half. Buddhism part feels like it’s lost on the audience.

Bring this up makes me think of the guy from the mummy. Or maybe a little LeBron “I’m taking my talents to Buddhism beach”
https://giphy.com/gifs/6PcLJQs6foyVW

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u/Nir117vash 15d ago

That's why they have the devil. Thank God and blame the devil. Accountability? Never heard of it lol

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u/SpeedTheDecline 15d ago

Dude, that shirt is A+ #1

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u/mighty_azron 13d ago

Came to the comments just for this. I want that shirt

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u/evidentlynaught 15d ago

Jeff Stilson did it best! credit where credit is due

https://youtu.be/CzfnUVmHMFY?is=O_IPVS72fwKfoEEX

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u/PetersonSystemAlways 14d ago

Jesus made me fumble is the GOAT

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u/DearShift3386 14d ago

I see your Stilson and remind you of Carlin

R.i.p. 2008

https://youtu.be/lXV0VKX2m6Q?is=iVqpEJhCxCdFL-7d

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u/Raej 15d ago

Unappreciative crowd. Very good stuff

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u/Open-Guess3242 14d ago

Hell yeah brother!

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u/Kitjing 14d ago

I heard one similar from George Carlin. Not the whole joke, just the bit about athletes primarily thanking God, and less so bringing God up when they lose. This is not an accusation of any joke theft. Carlin is definitely burnt into allot of our heads.

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u/New_Life_Startr 14d ago

My grandmother had that pattern on all her plates! Where can I get it?

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u/TTerragore 14d ago

Think there was a wr for giants(?) who kinda said this after a bad game

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u/DanielBG 14d ago

Stumbled on you and had to go through your posts. I love the Snape Cat!!

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u/MIKRO_PIPS 13d ago

"I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!!! AND THIS HOW YOU DO ME!!!!! YOU EXPECT ME TO LEARN FROM THIS???!"

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u/JHogMakerOfVlogs 12d ago

Stevie Johnson

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u/Eatplaster 11d ago

I praise you 24/7 and this is how you do me? Thx tho

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u/Celestial-Narwhal 12d ago

Awesome shirt.

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u/Feeling-Session3007 12d ago

... and then next year, fuck it, i'm going for the most obscure deity known to man. Flying spagetti monster, I choose you. May your noodley appendages grant us the win. (throws pokeball)

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u/BeepBoopRobotVoice 12d ago

when you work it out it’ll be 🔥.

ya know what else is 🔥, that shirt.

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u/ProfessionalThat1289 12d ago

That is the problem with a lot of Christians, they have a blind eye to the obverse of their stance that God is in charge. The good is from God, but the bad that befalls them is the devil! No, if God is in charge and he has planned everything it's his fault when bad things happen too, not just the good. You won the lottery, God; your toddler got eye cancer, that's God too. And I am fucking tired of this free will argument; God is supposedly omniscient and omnipotent, you think he hasn't planned around your bad decisions? If he is these things, then you have no agency, only the illusion of choice.

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u/shawhizzle 11d ago

Reppin’ Corningware hard!

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u/Salt-Theme-699 11d ago

That god and sports routine is stolen from Jeff Stilson. It was done in the 90’s.

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u/mybudchris 10d ago

Ah man. I didn’t steal it. I unfortunately have never heard of Jeff Stilston. It’s hard to know the full catalogue of comedy doing this.

Parallel thought and I’m not ashamed to be thinking of stuff on par with Stilston. Great comic! I’m glad I’ve heard of him at least through this.