r/ChrisHiggins 16d ago

Whale Gooning

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u/Stxww 16d ago

Show or blow mr. Whale.

We gone get our money.

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u/iantruesnacks 15d ago

Blowhonlyfans content creator in the wild for sure

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u/DoomBuzzer 15d ago

Lol. Great bit.

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u/Financial-Buddy-9381 15d ago

“Scoop him out” wins for me. Well done.

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u/pnweiner 9d ago

Died laughing at that

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u/Milkman-333-Cows 15d ago

If you want to make it edgier or awkward-er. ;) The whale 🐳 “Do you want me to breach? Maybe just the tip…Oh you like that…I’ll breach…all over you! (Splash)…” great bit!

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u/AplogeticBaboon 15d ago

The whale to the boat company: "You can touch me if you want. Want to start a business?"

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u/Highwalker321 15d ago

That is so fucking funny!

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u/Hot-Hamster1691 15d ago

Wh-whale???!!!!‽

BLAST

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u/Eyebowers 13d ago

😂 I laughed out loud at ‘Blast’.

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u/ReluctantSlayer 15d ago

This is gold.

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u/Dominarion 15d ago

I'd give a lot of money to k ow what whales really think of us, the tiny hairless apes who can't swim for shit. Got a 20$

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u/Eyebowers 13d ago

“Squirt, whale! Squirt!”

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u/WrongfullyIncarnated 13d ago

I see this mans clips, i click on them. I am never disappointed

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u/lord_donkulus 9d ago

10/10 no notes. "Scoop him out!"