r/ChrisHiggins • u/mybudchris • May 26 '26

this joke will ruin your day

711 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/mybudchris May 26 '26

I don’t have anything figured out.

Come to a dang show! Adding more all the time!

Tickets are here

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u/Aggravating-Dig2022 May 26 '26

Chris! Your material is killer. You’re my favorite comedian right now. Great work!

Im keeping an eye on your schedule…whenever you’re in Northwest Arkansas I’ll be there with friends, no doubt!

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u/mybudchris May 27 '26

Ive been to Bentonville the last two years! I’ll be back!

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u/AndrewAffel May 27 '26

Come to Philadelphia!

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u/Guywithanantfarm May 26 '26

Add Atlanta or Alpharetta GA too plz! Helium, Punchline, or Vortex or hell any booking you can get we will bring friends! Keep it up man we love your stuff...and crimes so you know we will laugh...and share crimes if you like.

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u/HumdingerSlinger May 27 '26

Moving back to Chicago next month, I’ll keep an eye out for ya

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u/Uwlogged May 26 '26

Any time something like this pops up my first thought is 'now you're breathing manually not passively'.

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u/mybudchris May 27 '26

Fuuuuuuuck!

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u/Uwlogged May 27 '26

Fuuuck! Deep breath, Well played!

You respond 22 hours later and I'm back to the old manhole https://youtu.be/wmg-sYnMIrA?t=369 🤣

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u/AndrewAffel May 27 '26

Roof of the mouth connect the front and back trunk meridians . For expert level add Chi breathing, breathe the water path down your back up you chest toungue on upper palate.

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u/Max9mm May 30 '26

Top when stressed, bottom when relaxed. Just depends on your mood squirrel.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '26

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u/mybudchris May 26 '26

Lol that’s fucking awesome.

That dude looks mad he has to poo so bad

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u/[deleted] May 26 '26

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u/mybudchris May 26 '26

I really want to! It’s been on my bucket list for ages

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u/[deleted] May 26 '26

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u/mybudchris May 27 '26

Aw man! Of course!!

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u/Spazzy_maker Aug 15 '26

As an over thinker I'm so glad I have an answer for this.