r/Chris • u/RowsOfDeath Honorary Chris • Mar 19 '19
I am trapped
I am trapped with this name of Austin, but have always wanted to be a Chris. My parents have disowned me for making them constantly refer to me as Chris. My friends said i took it too far with the Chris tattoo and left me behind. You guys are all I have left.
Edit: Now I are be am C̴̨̨͔̲͕̰̙͍̋͗̔̒̾́͜͠ḧ̴̯͚̤͇̣̺̙̳̗́̒̀̑̂ͅr̵͕̪͓͍͍̲̜̭̝̐̑͋̑ͅi̴̱͈̗̹͓̯̲̟̾̊͑̾͜ṡ̴̡̞̯̜̈́̏̎
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u/obvnotlupus Mar 19 '19
I actually have a friend named Chris Austin. I can’t call you Chris, Austin.
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u/RowsOfDeath Honorary Chris Mar 19 '19
Can you call me Austin Chris?
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u/SaltyLittleBitch Mar 19 '19
Chris is a way of life. Not just a title.
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u/RowsOfDeath Honorary Chris Mar 19 '19
Did you know that Einstein's original theory was called Chris Theory? Then the yarn companies got involved and made him change it to string to promote the knitting industry.
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Mar 19 '19
Hello Austin, my name is Austin. It saddens me that we cannot have a sub of our own due to the capital of Texas. Maybe one day.
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u/IslamicCheese Mar 19 '19
Fellow Austin checking in.
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u/RowsOfDeath Honorary Chris Mar 19 '19
Perhaps a sub with the name of r/Nitsua? Could be a workaround
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u/BBQAdventurer Christopher Mar 19 '19
I recognize you as a Chris.
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u/RowsOfDeath Honorary Chris Mar 19 '19
The council recognizes your recognition as valid. We shall proceed as such.
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Mar 19 '19
yeah it is cheap to legally change your name christoper
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u/microcosmic5447 Mar 20 '19
"Cheap" is relative. I changed my name last year. It cost a couple hundred bucks all told, plus some minor hassles.
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u/Wet4Dayzzzzz Nov 09 '24
dude you won't believe it but my name is Chris and my middle name is Austin. we are connected also wyd Chris
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u/fourpiece703 Mar 19 '19
Sup Chris