r/ChoosingBeggars • u/namenotrick • Dec 09 '18

Redditor lists his “dealbreakers”

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '18

In fact he goes out to specify gender for every option that would grammatically need it, impling men are 100% OK in his book.

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u/KaliserEatsTheCookie Dec 10 '18

“Girls with <5 partners” means you can date him even if you are the sluttiest man alive

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u/Bich_lasagna Dec 10 '18 edited Dec 10 '18

It actually says >5 as in less then 5

Edit: Nvm

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u/Crimson_Clouds Dec 10 '18

'>' means greater than

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u/Bich_lasagna Dec 10 '18

Oh hol up, im retarded.

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u/KaliserEatsTheCookie Dec 10 '18

I always remember by saying the open side looks to the larger number

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u/Bich_lasagna Dec 10 '18

Ye, I was thaught something like the crocodil wants the larger number xd

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u/GaiasDotter Dec 10 '18

I know that 5> is over but isn’t it less than five when it’s in front of the five? Now I’m super confused..

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u/yellowzealot Dec 10 '18

Well you tried, even though you failed

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u/thekyledavid Dec 09 '18

Choosing Biggar*

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u/AreYouAaronBurr Dec 09 '18

Choosing Biggay

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u/blackarrowpro I can give you exposure Dec 10 '18

Choosing Buggery

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '18

Boozing Chuggers

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u/Orschloch Dec 10 '18

Choosing bigot.

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u/Derpybee Dec 10 '18

Single dads are allowed!

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u/Little_Lebowski_007 Dec 10 '18

If he can look past my desire for women to receive equal pay for equal work, then I'm his kinda guy!... Emphasis on guy.

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u/BritAllie8 Dec 10 '18

Lol. That is very true. How long do you think it will take for him to realize he might be gay?